The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club - Valleywag Comments

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

wdr1 — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:22:23 PDT

"I'd stand up as well, but I don't actually respect you."

wdr1

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

sfsoma — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:39:51 PDT

"Dude, I got this fiancee, she's an actress and buggin' me to get her some Hollywood work. My Aunties Dianne and Nancy haven't done much in this department. What can you do for me?, Oh yeah, i forgot to mention she is a republican."

sfsoma

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

Owen Thomas — Thu, 15 May 2008 14:47:01 PDT

@FlakJack: The winner!

Owen Thomas

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

haggie — Thu, 15 May 2008 10:43:12 PDT

"I would kiss you but your mouth probably tastes like Geddy ass..."

haggie

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

hummingpenguin — Thu, 15 May 2008 10:30:42 PDT

@want: I thought that, too. Mind your manners, Norton!

hummingpenguin

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

jmcopeland — Thu, 15 May 2008 10:03:17 PDT

"Mr. Norton, meet your new stunt double."

jmcopeland

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

LittleMissPartlyCloudy — Thu, 15 May 2008 08:33:29 PDT

"Is it true that BOTH of us come from filthy-rich backgrounds?"

LittleMissPartlyCloudy

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

FiveStarEggRoll — Thu, 15 May 2008 07:43:01 PDT

@FlakJack: Cr@p...I was going to do Hair Club.

Rule 3: ...unless you are Sy Sperling.

Harry "loves his thick, black polar bear hair" Wang

FiveStarEggRoll

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

MarkLancaster — Thu, 15 May 2008 07:01:19 PDT

Can I have my hand back now?

MarkLancaster

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

MashupMaven — Thu, 15 May 2008 01:10:23 PDT

"From Fight Club to Green Club"

MashupMaven

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

backinskinnyjeans — Thu, 15 May 2008 00:13:07 PDT

"Now that Tyler is dead. You can take his place!"

backinskinnyjeans

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

Queerbot — Wed, 14 May 2008 22:57:26 PDT

"You dress to the left? Me too!"

Queerbot

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

BullfightsOnAcid — Wed, 14 May 2008 22:56:46 PDT

Impeach
Gavin Newsome
12 Galaxies
Guiltied to a
Gamma Ray
Fight Club

BullfightsOnAcid

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

Lawrence — Wed, 14 May 2008 22:44:05 PDT

@FlakJack: lol - good comment. You can't top the hair club comment.

Lawrence

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

WagCurious — Wed, 14 May 2008 21:20:59 PDT

Hunk, meet Hulk. Hulk, meet Hunk.

WagCurious

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

jbsacks — Wed, 14 May 2008 20:08:21 PDT

"I would stand but... no."

jbsacks

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

hurdman — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:55:30 PDT

gnuisance@ineedhollywoodmoney.org

hurdman

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

IanSchafer — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:45:23 PDT

Israeli electric cars? I believe you're confusing me with Ben Stiller. Yeah, I forgot about that movie too.

IanSchafer

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

lesbiansayswhat — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:10:09 PDT

Gavin please thank your cousin for Ys..it's changed my life.

lesbiansayswhat

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

macbeach — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:00:04 PDT

Ed Norton? Hey, have you heard from Ralph Kramden lately?

For 97% of you:

[en.wikipedia.org]

macbeach

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

nickthedude — Wed, 14 May 2008 18:34:58 PDT

I am Jack's shit-eating-grin.

nickthedude

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

hilltheactor — Wed, 14 May 2008 18:12:34 PDT

" Your the Mayor of San Francisco?? That's funny I'm the Mayor of Munchkin Land"

hilltheactor

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

longtailwagsthevalley — Wed, 14 May 2008 18:03:37 PDT

i vote for FlakJack...

longtailwagsthevalley

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

want — Wed, 14 May 2008 17:35:17 PDT

uh, he shook his hand without standing up? Seriously, he shook hands with a man - a Mayor -- but did not stand up? Now perhaps I cling to the old ways like a well-worn copy of Roberts Rules of Order - but when a man is introduced to another man and goes to shake his hand - HE STANDS UP. How does he not know this?

want

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

QADude — Wed, 14 May 2008 17:32:11 PDT

@FlakJack: Damn you - beat me to it!

QADude

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

FlakJack — Wed, 14 May 2008 17:22:15 PDT

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club!

FlakJack

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

loganvision — Wed, 14 May 2008 17:21:07 PDT

"The first rule of The Select Committee on Energy Independence and Global Warming is you do not talk about...aw, the hell with it. What's Brad Pitt REALLY like?"

loganvision

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

Duncan — Wed, 14 May 2008 17:20:10 PDT

Love at first sight.

Duncan

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

ShrimayiGiraffe — Wed, 14 May 2008 17:04:31 PDT

beatific \ˌbē-ə-ˈti-fik\

ShrimayiGiraffe

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

longtailwagsthevalley — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:50:34 PDT

Metrosexualism stages a comeback.

longtailwagsthevalley

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

EuroDad — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:41:28 PDT

Mayor Newsom was thrilled to meet a big celebrity, only to be disappointed to learn later that, despite appearances, it wasn't really Andrew McCarthy.

EuroDad

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

hummingpenguin — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:36:02 PDT

"Did you get my notes?"

(could barely of think of anything but for teh hawtness.)

hummingpenguin

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

ShrimayiGiraffe — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:35:32 PDT

[OMG he's SOOO dreamy]...No, sir, I can't stand up right now, but if you'll just give me a minute or two...[please don't look at my left hand]

ShrimayiGiraffe

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

Dianne de Guzman — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:30:28 PDT

Newsom meets, asks Norton who his hairdresser is.

Dianne de Guzman

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

KateNonymous — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:29:19 PDT

"Look, I'm just here to make some remarks and then get some lunch. I don't need a new best friend."

KateNonymous

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

Juancho — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:21:23 PDT

Deja vu!

Juancho

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

Dimo — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:15:18 PDT

Don't make me angry mayor Newsom. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Dimo

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

jnemesh — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:13:02 PDT

"Just don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!"

jnemesh

The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

sample032 — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:09:30 PDT

I think the FAIL on yesterday's caption contest was on the Valleywag side.

sample032