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I already told you how I feel about underage ass.

Headaches, headaches, and more headaches, not to mention legal headaches.

Seek yourself a mature girlfriend and your headaches vanish at once ;-)

Cheers,

Uncle-Sam's Littlle Helper

]]> <![CDATA[Researchers say the kids are alright]]> CHILDRENS ARE IN DANGAR! I demand the interenets companies immediately and at once estableash and fund the INSTUTTTUTE FOR THE PREVENDTATION OF CREEPY GUYS ACTING CREEPY. Too long have we suffered the looming theoretithreat that children or ex-children may encounter a creepy guy online and even infinitely worse, be exposited to creepizoidal behavior. The internets ias a playground spawning candy store for creepopedopreditors. Every 24 seconds, a child is lured into a life of sordid debauchery, their young, quivering flesh probed by the flabby corpse-like appendages, tentacles and sensitive hair-covered feelers of the pedomugwumpreditor demon spawn, with tongues of ice blue ben gay-smelling lasciviating organs of pulsating lusticiousness, their creepedofphilic moans echoing across borders like some kind of kiddiepedo hudredth monkey to pollute the very bedrock of society itself, causing pedolustic desires to spring up in the minds of the most prosiac and ordinatarian citizens, like say:

Earl: Dang, the cable's out again. Martha, fetch me one o' them hypeorsexalized tweens we keep seein' on the magazine covers.

Martha: Fetch it yourself! I been liberatized by feminazofacism and I got to go destabalize the nucular family. Plus Oprah's coming on.

Earl: Dang! Where's my boots?

So to those who try to console the problem by hiding their ass in the sand I say that THESE ARE CHILDREN WE ARE TALKING ABOUT, they don't make pedokidistic desires but only REFLECT the SIKC FILTH poured into culture by MEDIACOPROPERVADULTS for EXPOILTATION of PROFITS. CHILDREN, PURE INNOCENT CHILDREN can't you GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!!! I hope someday BASEBALL BAT THEN you'll see just ROUND THEM ALL UP and CELLMATE BIG BUBBA IN YOUR BACKSIDE and SHOTGUN see if you ARE STILL LAUGHING when POLICE FEDERAL AGENTS DOWN YOUR DOOR!!!!! !!!!1!!!!111!!!!!

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]]> <![CDATA[Researchers say the kids are alright]]> I already told you how I feel about underage ass.

Headaches, headaches, and more headaches, not to mention legal headaches.

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