Ballmer pitches Yahoo to Microsoft employees - Valleywag Comments

Ballmer pitches Yahoo to Microsoft employees

BartKela — Thu, 01 May 2008 22:29:13 PDT

Naaah, I sorta like Ballmer's unabashed Midwestern reverse snobbism.

He's a bull in a china shop.

I'm thinking that secretly Bill Gates is horribly distressed by Ballmer, but is too freakin' rich and too morbidly entertained to do anything to get him tossed.

BartKela

Ballmer pitches Yahoo to Microsoft employees

vulturesquadron — Thu, 01 May 2008 21:26:45 PDT

@BartKela: Isn't it annoying that the real world version of an evil overlord wears plaid leisure suits and drives a beige Lincoln? Can we squeeze Ballmer into a plastic helmet or something?

vulturesquadron

Ballmer pitches Yahoo to Microsoft employees

BartKela — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:22:28 PDT

"Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they have obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it."

BartKela

Ballmer pitches Yahoo to Microsoft employees

sigipickl — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:49:31 PDT

How many search technology and web advertising companies has microsoft bought in the last 10 years? And they still suck at search... even with millions of PC's pointing at msn and live search by default.

Give it up, Ballmer. get in amway sales or something. You suck.

sigipickl