<![CDATA[Steve Ballmer to hold town hall at Microsoft tomorrow - Valleywag Comments]]> <![CDATA[Steve Ballmer to hold town hall at Microsoft tomorrow - Valleywag Comments]]> <![CDATA[Steve Ballmer to hold town hall at Microsoft tomorrow]]> @BartKela: A-ha!

TeenageCaveman

]]> <![CDATA[Steve Ballmer to hold town hall at Microsoft tomorrow]]> He will make the following announcement:

"Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they have obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it."

BartKela

]]> <![CDATA[Steve Ballmer to hold town hall at Microsoft tomorrow]]> Is he going to announce that, yes, he is indeed bald? Like here's a cue ball, and here's my head... see, both are round and have no hair. I'm bald, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, bald. I'm the CEO of Microsoft, and I have no hair on the top of my head. And I look like Uncle Fester. I think this is why Jerry hasn't been returning our calls. On Monday, I will return to Microsoft from a clinic in a remote region of Switzerland where they have perfected the art of hair restoration. I will have a full head of hair. We will then again make our offer to Yahoo.

TeenageCaveman

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