Charles Simonyi policing Hudson river, close enough for girlfriend Martha Stewart to wave a handkerchief - Valleywag Comments

Charles Simonyi policing Hudson river, close enough for girlfriend Martha Stewart to wave a handkerchief

waynelambright — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:23:25 PDT

Oh my god, this Yacht gorgeous. I just found my new carrot.

I also raise my glass to you, Mr. Simonyi.

Charles Simonyi policing Hudson river, close enough for girlfriend Martha Stewart to wave a handkerchief

lustylady — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:00:15 PDT

@WagCurious: I don't work for Gawker Media, but you do have my permission to use the acronyms. Not sure how far that'll get you, but there you go. I actually have no idea who Simonyi is, but I have met Martha Stewart.

lustylady

Charles Simonyi policing Hudson river, close enough for girlfriend Martha Stewart to wave a handkerchief

bourgeoisie — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:45:46 PDT

That's not a yacht, that's a goddamn frigate.

I raise my glass to you, Mr. Simonyi.

bourgeoisie

Charles Simonyi policing Hudson river, close enough for girlfriend Martha Stewart to wave a handkerchief

Itsjustcatnip — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:25:26 PDT

Is her boyfriend the man or the yacht?

Itsjustcatnip

Charles Simonyi policing Hudson river, close enough for girlfriend Martha Stewart to wave a handkerchief

WagCurious — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:55:23 PDT

Story suffers from NATJ and JWSR ("nothing after the jump" and "Jackson West self-references"). I want to be critical but I am just too exhausted to type. From now on can I just use these acronyms please?

WagCurious

Charles Simonyi policing Hudson river, close enough for girlfriend Martha Stewart to wave a handkerchief

DonLaFontaine — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:46:38 PDT

The name "Skat" for a yacht really doesn't do crap for me frankly. I side with Prince Jefri of Brunei's choice of names for his colossal floating testament to male virility and the benefits of misappropriating your country's vast oil reserves for your own purposes ... "Tits."

DonLaFontaine

Charles Simonyi policing Hudson river, close enough for girlfriend Martha Stewart to wave a handkerchief

Clarence Rosario — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:59:22 PDT

I'm looking at it right now, docked off the driving range at Chelsea Piers. The thing looks like it needs a 20mm cannon mounted on the bow.

Clarence Rosario