<![CDATA[Twittering Valley escort tells all in 140 characters or less - Valleywag Comments]]> <![CDATA[Twittering Valley escort tells all in 140 characters or less - Valleywag Comments]]> <![CDATA[Twittering Valley escort tells all in 140 characters or less]]> I hate women, but will channel it into hating "whores" since that is more acceptable and allows me to morally judge the rest of you cretins.

matto

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Truth is the new fiction! I heard she is wanted in three states for being a badass gangsta while smoking crack and shooting at cops.

Remember, "It's 90 percent true if you count things that happened to anyone. It's only about half true if you define it as actual things happening to the actual people they happened to."

random_play

]]> <![CDATA[Twittering Valley escort tells all in 140 characters or less]]> There is no way this is a real escort - it wasn't even a little bit plausible. And like bugz321 it didn't even sound like it was written by a woman. This one is all about hoping for the book deal.

chuckchuckchucknorris

]]> <![CDATA[Twittering Valley escort tells all in 140 characters or less]]> How long until she caves to the "@ him while doing it" meme? It WILL happen!

Amber Rhea

]]> <![CDATA[Twittering Valley escort tells all in 140 characters or less]]> I've already lined up about $40m in VC for her, providing she's OK with the GFE.

Michael Arrington

]]> <![CDATA[Twittering Valley escort tells all in 140 characters or less]]> I only read a few of her blog posts and I'm tired of 'her' already. My money says she's not actually an escort but rather a run-of-the-mill troll. Probably not even a 'she' but a bored and bitter geek.

bugz321

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