ps. bloggerreps. wait ... , what? I nearly rolled on the puke in my mouth.

Peteski

Baby Mike don't cry!

ValleyWag give him a Pacifier next time..:)

IgorTheTroll

1)Out of shape in body & mind - needs the gym and a therapist.
2)Needs sleep
3)Needs to find more creative ways to generate content.
4)Needs to get into a new profession.
5)Deserves to be banned from sharing his thoughts with the world.
6)a)Looks like a very depressed human that needs love - not strippers and hookers.b) Needs to get on anti-depressants.
7)Learn that if his internet connection was cut off, he would not exist to the known world and he would serve no purpose to society.

Just my thoughts. Enjoy.

TheTruthSpeaks

People pitch to MA because we made and continue to make him a Soup Nazi of the Interblogs. :-D

Fidel on the Roof

Troll_2.0

Troll_2.0

Rick

The tragic circumstances surrounding her accidental drowning in a strawberry shake left me questioning if there was a god.

At the moment you snapped that picture, I had just realized that whether or not God exists, the Devil certainly does, and his name is Owen Thomas.

Michael Arrington

matto

dalejo

This type situation happened to me not too long ago. An angry butch woman sprayed me as she shouted, "WERE YOU TAKING UNAUTHORIZED PHOTOS DURING THE SHOW!"

First I was insulted, then terrified, and then the longer it went on, I became raging pissed.

It happens. Don't let it get the best of you or dampen your spirit. If you had been a woman, the exchange would have possibly been smoother.

The photos show a great deal of testosterone.

Congrats on your new job; make some memories.

rumourone

Fake Jimbo Wales

I always do that, myself. It really livens up an afternoon playgroup.

raincoaster

She said, she said, that he said while on the phone in the mens room, IN TEARS, that Ohma was not the kind of girl he'd bring home to mom. She is more of the predator snake type, I mean-look in her eyes. She could be taking advantage of poor Mike. So Mike was upset by the OHMA joke talking about his Mom. And he doesnt like anyone talking about MOM! He thought that I work for Valleywag...well NOT. No way, shape or form. I have better things to do than gossip. Geeze.

I work at the DMV-because I like a job where I can work at my own pace.

Anyhow, this experience thrust him momentarily back into his childhood.

In his mind, YOU were the bullies.

Mikey doesn't like that.

When Mikey was a kid, this other kid named Donnie would tease him at school all the time.

Yer Momma this, Yer Momma that. One day Mikey just lost it. The kids said he went scarlett red in the face, nutso like a beast and started bashing Donnie's face in. He beat him so bad the kid needed stitches.

Just be careful, you just...never know about Mikey. Let's not bring out the inner child.

rumourone

MA is just like the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld. The Soup Nazi can afford to be and continues to be arrogant and abusive. Why? Because people line up to get a serving. If no one was in line, I'd bet the Soup Nazi would get an attitude check quickly.

That goes for Wal-Mart. Powerful, huh? What if the people didn't shop there. Who'd be effectively kicked in the nuts?

[www.localseoguide.com]

Fidel on the Roof

Her name is Ohma.

rumourone

"In April, 2008 rumors emerged on the internet that Arrington was considering leaving TechCrunch and joining Gawker Media to work with Gawker's Silicon Valley gossip blog Valleywag...."

[en.wikipedia.org]

NerdySomething

Jeremy

LA LA LA LA.

Tnuc

matto

Had to bail before mike climbed the roosevelt to swat down the planes.

seanpercival

tawni

MistaFab

yawnster

QADude

@rumourone, who's lisa?

michaellamb

yawnster

Don't you see the black circles under his eyes? He is suffering from insomnia, low self esteem, I mean, LOOK at what he is accompanied by! Whew. Her dermatologist had a patch on his eye.

He could very well have changed his anti-depressants and this just might send him into orbit.

I think that was really cruel of you and you really need to think about how it is that you are really benefiting from causing emotional distress to a fellow human being. Are you perfect?

Call LISA MIKE-ASAP!

(am I banned yet?)

rumourone

fishneversleep