<![CDATA["How Valleywag trumps Gawker" -- the 100-word version - Valleywag Comments]]> <![CDATA["How Valleywag trumps Gawker" -- the 100-word version - Valleywag Comments]]> <![CDATA["How Valleywag trumps Gawker" -- the 100-word version]]> Owen would be the Herb Caen of our time, if Caen was good with numbers and liked to stab people in the face.

fishneversleep

]]> <![CDATA["How Valleywag trumps Gawker" -- the 100-word version]]> @omnomnomnom:
So maybe my dream can come true? Create the Child of Babylon with me, Owen, for my moobs and manoveries are fertile.

jackparsons

]]> <![CDATA["How Valleywag trumps Gawker" -- the 100-word version]]> ridiculously true and awesome Sir Thomas.

Michael J Lambie

]]> <![CDATA["How Valleywag trumps Gawker" -- the 100-word version]]> @jackparsons:
Jack, the word on the street is that Owen doesn't like va-jay-jays.

omnomnomnom

]]> <![CDATA["How Valleywag trumps Gawker" -- the 100-word version]]> "stab you in the face" a least deserves a place on the masthead.

macbeach

]]> <![CDATA["How Valleywag trumps Gawker" -- the 100-word version]]> What is Valleywag?

categorically

]]> <![CDATA["How Valleywag trumps Gawker" -- the 100-word version]]> Stabbywag.

de wolfe

]]> <![CDATA["How Valleywag trumps Gawker" -- the 100-word version]]> I'm considering putting Owen Thomas in my Fave Five.

timwhite

]]> <![CDATA["How Valleywag trumps Gawker" -- the 100-word version]]> @jackparsons:
"Valleywag is at its best when Thomas, his "very special correspondent" Paul Boutin ("to say he is a 'special correspondent' isn't enough," Thomas said)..."

Get in line.

sample032

]]> <![CDATA["How Valleywag trumps Gawker" -- the 100-word version]]> I knew Jonnie Friedman would be unable to resist your charms.

Hamilton Nolan

]]> <![CDATA["How Valleywag trumps Gawker" -- the 100-word version]]> 93 words. Count different.

Owen Thomas will stab you in the face. Nick Douglas will rickroll you and then spend 800 words explaining 4chan.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA["How Valleywag trumps Gawker" -- the 100-word version]]> Hi Owen. Welcome to my personal pantheon. I look forward to worshiping you. Please let me know if I can get you anything--sheep, blood sacrifice, whatever.

TerseNursePornstein

]]> <![CDATA["How Valleywag trumps Gawker" -- the 100-word version]]> Guess I'll have to drop by Valleywag more often to witness the face stabbing. There may need to be a poll about the whole Valleywag trumping Gawker theory though.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA["How Valleywag trumps Gawker" -- the 100-word version]]> A 100-word version and half the words are your own, Owen. Bravo.

Tim Faulkner

]]> <![CDATA["How Valleywag trumps Gawker" -- the 100-word version]]> @donmiguel: .. and for everything else, there's MasterCard.

Tnuc

]]> <![CDATA["How Valleywag trumps Gawker" -- the 100-word version]]> Valleywag will stab you in the face then say rude things about the job your mom does as a Rails developer. Then they'll tell you that their girlfriend is hotter than yours because she used to be a stripper. Being dissed and liking it? Cool. But being emasculated at the same time? Priceless.

donmiguel

]]> <![CDATA["How Valleywag trumps Gawker" -- the 100-word version]]> "Valleywag will stab you in the face."

Awesome.

ThatKid

]]> <![CDATA["How Valleywag trumps Gawker" -- the 100-word version]]> If I were a woman, or a transgendered F2M person, I would like to conceive a moonchild with Owen Thomas.

jackparsons

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