<![CDATA[One commenter's prophesy for Microsoft: Uri Geller, John R. Coza and a secret task force - Valleywag Comments]]> <![CDATA[One commenter's prophesy for Microsoft: Uri Geller, John R. Coza and a secret task force - Valleywag Comments]]> <![CDATA[One commenter's prophesy for Microsoft: Uri Geller, John R. Coza and a secret task force]]> Funny, I just discovered this thread. In the actual perspective that after all Microsoft seems to be closed to any deal with Yahoo! I find this thread here memorable.

RobiB

]]> <![CDATA[One commenter's prophesy for Microsoft: Uri Geller, John R. Coza and a secret task force]]> I was manic depressive back then.

Uncle-Sam's Littlle Helper

]]> <![CDATA[One commenter's prophesy for Microsoft: Uri Geller, John R. Coza and a secret task force]]> INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE....

Figaro

]]> <![CDATA[One commenter's prophesy for Microsoft: Uri Geller, John R. Coza and a secret task force]]> OMG, he wrote to you in a dream and YOU GOT THE MESSAGE? Scary.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[One commenter's prophesy for Microsoft: Uri Geller, John R. Coza and a secret task force]]> @Dweezil FTW

CyndyA

]]> <![CDATA[One commenter's prophesy for Microsoft: Uri Geller, John R. Coza and a secret task force]]> This guy obviously got a poor copy of my dream and misinterpreted it.

In the original, Bill and Steve are playing in mommy's bedroom and knock over a bottle of cologne while she is at work.

They spend the rest of the day playing house and get very popular with at least some of the kids in the neighborhood. They fail to eliminate the evidence of their misdeeds before daddy gets home though and both receive a serious whuping.

I have submitted this idea to Google who have come out with App Engine in response. I'll be nominated for the Nobel prize.

The dream continues.

macbeach

]]> <![CDATA[One commenter's prophesy for Microsoft: Uri Geller, John R. Coza and a secret task force]]> You guys are going to scare him off!

matto

]]> <![CDATA[One commenter's prophesy for Microsoft: Uri Geller, John R. Coza and a secret task force]]> @Dweezil: @NerdySomething: We very well might need a poll.

Nicholas Carlson

]]> <![CDATA[One commenter's prophesy for Microsoft: Uri Geller, John R. Coza and a secret task force]]> @Dweezil: There's so much good material here that it's hard to pick just one, but after re-reading all three "bests," I'd like to re-cast my vote in favor of the quote you pulled.

NerdySomething

]]> <![CDATA[One commenter's prophesy for Microsoft: Uri Geller, John R. Coza and a secret task force]]> @NerdySomething: That is not the second best sentence. What Carlson posted isn't even the best sentence, though it's equal parts pathetic and hilarious, and the imagery of him as a mascot doesn't hurt. This was the best part, for anyone who is familiar with Uri Geller:

"I really thought I had psychic abilities... I am not kidding, once I bought a DVD called Mindbenders about Uri Geller and sang the songs in the movie all my way home, or predicted trivial stuff, like a menu at Xmas at my auntie and other crazy stuff..."

Dweezil

]]> <![CDATA[One commenter's prophesy for Microsoft: Uri Geller, John R. Coza and a secret task force]]> @Nicholas Carlson: Second best sentence:

"Okay I might have overdone the "I am on a mission" / "I have prophetic abilities" thing, but I swear to God it is 100 percent true. I even offered to volunteer a lie detection test..."

Something tells me that the lie detector test won't be necessary.

NerdySomething

]]> <![CDATA[One commenter's prophesy for Microsoft: Uri Geller, John R. Coza and a secret task force]]> I read this three times when he first posted it. I'm dumber for the effort.

feeldumb

]]> <![CDATA[One commenter's prophesy for Microsoft: Uri Geller, John R. Coza and a secret task force]]> @Nicholas Carlson: [www.nba.com]

Make it happen.

Dweezil

]]> <![CDATA[One commenter's prophesy for Microsoft: Uri Geller, John R. Coza and a secret task force]]> best sentence: "And hiring me officially at the cafeteria of an MS Office and inofficial having me on a top secret task force team, be it as the guy to organize food, concierge services, and what else the top programmer's would have needed, and as a sort of mascot / good luck guy, wouldn't have ruinied Microsoft either."

Nicholas Carlson

]]> <![CDATA[One commenter's prophesy for Microsoft: Uri Geller, John R. Coza and a secret task force]]> Do people still shoot horses with bum legs?

Whocares

]]> <![CDATA[One commenter's prophesy for Microsoft: Uri Geller, John R. Coza and a secret task force]]> At least he doesn't post 10 times in quick succession about his blog and the Valleywag conspiracy or whatever.

Dweezil

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