"Icy Hot Stuntaz -- Revolutions" - Valleywag Comments

"Icy Hot Stuntaz -- Revolutions"

Robert Synnott — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:07:09 PDT

When did ugly cars become the ultimate status symbol?

In any case, it seems that these days anyone can get any car they want as long as they're willing to take on stupid, crippling debt. A recent bank account transcript would be far more impressive. ;)

Robert Synnott

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smashface — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:14:12 PDT

Stuff White People Like: Being Weekend Gangstas!

There is nothing more that white oeople like than to be seen by their friends as having real gangsta cred. Here are three examples blasting Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back", somewhere in Mission Viejo.

smashface

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NotJulia — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:30:59 PDT

"White men can't search"

[see IAC's new "black men CAN search" article]

NotJulia

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Fidel on the Roof — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:57:43 PDT

It is time for About.com playaz to step up!

Mahalo vs About.com
racing for pink slips!

Fidel on the Roof

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spx — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:28:21 PDT

We can srsly has the monies.

Srsly.

spx

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pab2k8 — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:46:14 PDT

Finally! Finally! Thanks VW for letting me comment. I get to make my caption! Hopefully, you like it even though its late! @seanpercival I hope your 1 large is still on the table so here goes.

Mahalo is a Hawaiian word meaning "keep dreaming."

pab2k8

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valleywack — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:05:36 PDT

Looks like an album cover for The Bubble Boys.

Is it tough to show up to work every day and work on something that's going to be a spam hole in year?

valleywack

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seanpercival — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:50:25 PDT

Ok time to pick my favs:

1. The Backlink Boys (winner by a landslide!)
2. Icy hot stuntaz - revolutions!
3. Data entry linked directly to deformed limbs.

seanpercival

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raincoaster — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:45:13 PDT

Wiggas, please!

raincoaster

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Paul Boutin — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:44:48 PDT

@matto: These rumors that Denton pays us have got to stop.

Paul Boutin

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VanBuren — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:40:47 PDT

Mahalo guides do shit work. My repeated searches for "Veronica Belmont nude" continue to return useless results. Wtf.

VanBuren

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vulturesquadron — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:36:51 PDT

Nothing warms my heart more than seeing California chumps in the parking lot of some strip mall hellhole, posing in front of cars, wearing those jeans that would get you lynched in NYC.

I know you guys are "in on the joke", but...you're really not.

vulturesquadron

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dalejo — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:35:28 PDT

Mahalo Car Wash Crew - keepin' it realz!

dalejo

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sh02111 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:01:53 PDT

Poseur Mobile

sh02111

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m0nty.au — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:17:32 PDT

Scratch that, I have a better one:

Beastie Boys known to let the Mahalo... mmmm-DROP!

m0nty.au

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m0nty.au — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:15:39 PDT

Beastie Boys poorer, uglier, less stylish than before.

m0nty.au

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i75 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:14:48 PDT

Of course, you would think that if these guys owned a Rangey or an Aston-Martin, they'd at least make a comment about their prized possessions on their own site...

Vantage? [mahalo.com] - nope
Vantage n400? [mahalo.com] - nup
DBS? [mahalo.com] - errr
any Aston? [mahalo.com] - no
How about a Rangey? [mahalo.com] - we have no winners.

I think you can see their colectively owned 1982 Jeep Cherokee in the background...

i75

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matto — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:13:51 PDT

@Paul Boutin: That, sir, is why you get paid to write.

matto

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Paul Boutin — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:05:44 PDT

Icy Hot Blundaz

Paul Boutin

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matto — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:52:48 PDT

@Juan Aguilar: I know.

matto

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dotcomcowboy — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:46:08 PDT

The Backlink Boys

dotcomcowboy

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igmuska — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:22:17 PDT

"See, Ma, I wash better cars than Daddy does!"

igmuska

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Juan Aguilar — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:10:20 PDT

Hilarious everyone, but @matto: calling me white is an affront to my Inuit heritage.

Juan Aguilar

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andyfox1979 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:09:43 PDT

Mahalo opens a corporate account at the Luxury Car Rentals of Santa Monica

andyfox1979

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Fidel on the Roof — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:05:13 PDT

Up next for auction at the police and sheriff's sale:

Three automobiles. Bling and people not included.

Fidel on the Roof

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categorically — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:36:27 PDT

Dear lord.... Driving over to the Ritz Carlton parking lot and taking pictures in front of guests cars is about as loser as you get.

categorically

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dotcomcowboy — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:36:26 PDT

Krill Be Ballaz - The College Years

dotcomcowboy

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Duncan — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:31:40 PDT

shit, was beaten to it, should have read the comments first. Still, it's either that or "Mahalo Guides studying for new "lets pretend" page"

Duncan

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Duncan — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:29:46 PDT

Mahalo employees moonlight as parking valets

Duncan

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hepz — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:27:08 PDT

Midwestern White Kids Pose with Daddy's Car, Mommy's Jewelry.

hepz

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matto — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:23:20 PDT

White kids in mall profess their whiteness, love of cubic zirconia

matto

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joebob2 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:20:34 PDT

Mahalo guides fight rumors of small penises.

joebob2

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dotcomcowboy — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:08:08 PDT

mavis beacon teaches douchebaggery

dotcomcowboy

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matto — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:07:59 PDT

@It Must Be Take a Worm for a Walk Week: doh! i should learn to read.

matto

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dotcomcowboy — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:07:33 PDT

carpool tunnel

dotcomcowboy

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matto — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:07:28 PDT

Mahalo guides moonlight as valets

matto

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QADude — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:01:59 PDT

@Viss: Damn you - beat me to it!

QADude

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ClosingTag — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:55:23 PDT

mahalo.com/How_To_Lease_A_Car_and_Look_Like_A_Douchebag

ClosingTag

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Ted Dziuba — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:53:10 PDT

@Viss: winner

Ted Dziuba

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It Must Be Take a Worm for a Walk Week — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:43:23 PDT

"We valet park on the side to make more money. Please visit Mahalo! Please?"

It Must Be Take a Worm for a Walk Week

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ryanmerket — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:33:01 PDT

"Data entry linked directly to deformed limbs."

ryanmerket

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MistaFab — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:27:00 PDT

"Apple execs can't move cars, Mahalo guides banned from parking lot"

MistaFab

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Viss — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:18:21 PDT

"icy hot stuntaz - revolutions!"

Viss

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Kenbothe — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:17:12 PDT

I hear they have a Mustang there that can run the 1/4 mile in under 11 seconds.

Kenbothe

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Lawrence — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:14:27 PDT

if that's your Aston Martin, juan...wtf are you doing at Mahalo doing data entry for 30K/year?

Lawrence

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Randall — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:13:56 PDT

"Jason lets us borrow these rides. You don't get that working at the post office."

Randall

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shareme — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:13:22 PDT

Mahalo, the puppet chronicles

shareme

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seanpercival — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:10:21 PDT

I'll throw in 1 large for the best caption!

Bring your best people, where is matto

seanpercival

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Juan Aguilar — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:08:27 PDT

I should point out that the photo was snapped by our talented Mahalo Daily video editor Mike Gallagher, but the bling is totally real and I defy anyone to prove otherwise. Also note that the "M" sign I'm throwing is for Mahalo and not the Mexican Mafia.

Juan Aguilar

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Eliot — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:04:58 PDT

"Best caption became the post's title." That should be 'will become'. That's why they make the big bucks.

Eliot