<![CDATA[How to read a tabloid newspaper - Valleywag Comments]]> <![CDATA[How to read a tabloid newspaper - Valleywag Comments]]> <![CDATA[How to read a tabloid newspaper]]> @matto: Just one goodnight kiss, buttercup.

Nicholas Carlson

]]> <![CDATA[How to read a tabloid newspaper]]> I'll tell you how to read a tabloid newspaper, start by ripping out the second page. Fold it up to roughly the size of you palm. Gently apply between ass crack. Be careful not scratch yourself by scrapping the edges along your skin. Still have some wiping to do? Follow by ripping out page three & so on. I think you get the picture, cause if it's shit you're into, then you have more in common with the NY Post than you think... :||

ennTOXX

]]> <![CDATA[How to read a tabloid newspaper]]> @random_play: Ahh... Got me again. I shuold've seen it coming.

ThatKid

]]> <![CDATA[How to read a tabloid newspaper]]> @Nicholas Carlson: How much for you to read it to me as a bedtime story?

matto

]]> <![CDATA[How to read a tabloid newspaper]]> The Post's main invisible footnote is: if you look at this - you wont accidently make eye contact with wrong person on the subway.

Peteski

]]> <![CDATA[How to read a tabloid newspaper]]> For the board I nominate Rick Astley!

random_play

]]> <![CDATA[How to read a tabloid newspaper]]> Oh hellz yea. Deal!

mediawhoremeow

]]> <![CDATA[How to read a tabloid newspaper]]> @mediawhoremeow: If the treatment belongs on Valleywag, I'll do it free of charge (to you. Mr. Denton pays.) Send the links to nicholas@valleywag.com.

Nicholas Carlson

]]> <![CDATA[How to read a tabloid newspaper]]> @mediawhoremeow You're onto something there...

SnarkTard

]]> <![CDATA[How to read a tabloid newspaper]]> If I send you my newspaper every morning, how much will you charge to do this for every article?

mediawhoremeow

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