Steve Jobs brings unimaginable joy to one MacBook Pro owner - Valleywag Comments

Steve Jobs brings unimaginable joy to one MacBook Pro owner

andyfox1979 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:50:28 PDT

i'm not sure this is the mac user that apple is proud of. They prefer goodlooking people who use macs to surf the web and listen to itunes and open folders all poppy and zoomy and shit like "zwoof".

This guy looks like he could actually write some code or edit some f#cking pictures.

(written on a boring but somewhat fast grey dell ultraportable that doesnt make zwoofy sounds when folders open)

andyfox1979

Steve Jobs brings unimaginable joy to one MacBook Pro owner

microserfin — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 05:36:37 PDT

@matto that's me when I have to force quit.

microserfin

Steve Jobs brings unimaginable joy to one MacBook Pro owner

dalejo — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:47:41 PDT

@Monster Chalk: Or a cheeseburger.

dalejo

Steve Jobs brings unimaginable joy to one MacBook Pro owner

abmw — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:46:31 PDT

Is he rubbing that thing on his privates?

abmw

Steve Jobs brings unimaginable joy to one MacBook Pro owner

boogieman — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:35:02 PDT

holy crap. the poor guy needs to get laid

boogieman

Steve Jobs brings unimaginable joy to one MacBook Pro owner

matto — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:24:49 PDT

We should introduce Mac Boy to my German cousin:

I think they'd get along great!

matto

Steve Jobs brings unimaginable joy to one MacBook Pro owner

Monster Chalk — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:05:33 PDT

Wow, if he gets that excited over a Mac I wonder how excited he gets when he's with a woma.... wait nevermind.

Monster Chalk

Steve Jobs brings unimaginable joy to one MacBook Pro owner

crashfaster — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:22:27 PDT

Man, this guy almost climaxed over those weak-ass specs? 2.4gHz/2gb ram/200gb hdd? That's like spanking it to Hilary Clinton.

crashfaster

Steve Jobs brings unimaginable joy to one MacBook Pro owner

Nicholas Carlson — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:20:50 PDT

I feel Dupréd

Nicholas Carlson

Steve Jobs brings unimaginable joy to one MacBook Pro owner

smashface — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:57:16 PDT

$10 bucks says he had his Spiderman underoos around his ankles while unboxing this thing.

smashface

Steve Jobs brings unimaginable joy to one MacBook Pro owner

random_play — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:20:34 PDT

Damn. Now I have to take another shower. Also, where's that screen-cleaning dog?

random_play

Steve Jobs brings unimaginable joy to one MacBook Pro owner

matto — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:07:29 PDT

i feel dirty now

matto

Steve Jobs brings unimaginable joy to one MacBook Pro owner

Alaska Miller — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:05:13 PDT

he almost peaked 25 seconds in but maybe he's too fat and is having trouble breathing. fat apple fanboys make me sick. where are the hipster anorexic chicks at?

Alaska Miller

Steve Jobs brings unimaginable joy to one MacBook Pro owner

Dweezil — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:58:34 PDT

Come to the dark side. Use the coupons. Coupons. Cooooooupons.

Dweezil