Republicans's lives too active to be addicted to the Internet, says noted iPhone user - Valleywag Comments

Republicans's lives too active to be addicted to the Internet, says noted iPhone user

Kravis — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:10:30 PDT

@matto: Nonsense. The last time a "your mom" post legitimately won, Netscape ruled the internet.

All jokes aside, those maternal visions are probably just hallucinations caused by the syphilis you contracted last year from that Cambodian streetwalker.

Only on a Karl Rove post would smears still be on topic.

Kravis

Republicans's lives too active to be addicted to the Internet, says noted iPhone user

matto — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:37:50 PDT

@Kravis: Right, I win then.

matto

Republicans's lives too active to be addicted to the Internet, says noted iPhone user

Kravis — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:35:05 PDT

@matto: She's dead.

Kravis

Republicans's lives too active to be addicted to the Internet, says noted iPhone user

matto — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:01:28 PDT

@Kravis: I squinted all I could, but all I saw were jpegs of your mom.

matto

Republicans's lives too active to be addicted to the Internet, says noted iPhone user

lindsayt — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:32:04 PDT

@matto thank you for proving my point

lindsayt

Republicans's lives too active to be addicted to the Internet, says noted iPhone user

Kravis — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:26:50 PDT

@matto: Wow. Irony truly is wasted on the stupid.

Re-read the post and think about:
1. Kravis
2. Rove
3. Spinning

If you squint really hard and get rid of your self-importance, you might even see the satire.

Kravis

Republicans's lives too active to be addicted to the Internet, says noted iPhone user

Alaska Miller — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:40:00 PDT

sometimes when i can't figure out which team to root for, i'm glad the sideline cheerleaders will show me the way.

Alaska Miller

Republicans's lives too active to be addicted to the Internet, says noted iPhone user

matto — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:24:57 PDT

@Kravis: Wow. Your thick protective layer of smugness really makes you impervious to sarcasm, doesn't it?

matto

Republicans's lives too active to be addicted to the Internet, says noted iPhone user

Kravis — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:26:16 PDT

Conservatives are still figuring out the "internets" and spend most of their time ranting and raving on AM radio shows (calling in on their land line phones no less).

Kravis

Republicans's lives too active to be addicted to the Internet, says noted iPhone user

matto — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:13:15 PDT

@lindsayt: HA HA REPUBLICANS R STUPIDS, WE'RE TOTALLY GOING TO WIN THIS ONE JUST LIKE '04

matto

Republicans's lives too active to be addicted to the Internet, says noted iPhone user

lindsayt — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:36:58 PDT

maybe its because their ideas and opinions just sound plain stupid when they have to write it down in text.

lindsayt

Republicans's lives too active to be addicted to the Internet, says noted iPhone user

cockfightbarmitzvah — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:05:51 PDT

Yeah and what of Freerepublic.com, Hotair.com and the message boards maintained by Rush, O'Reilly and Hannity's shows just to name a few (not that I recommend checking them out unless you have several minutes and several hundred brain cells to waste)? There's a ton of places for conservatives to "rant and rave" out there on the internet, but the fact is they're just less creative and motivated in how they do it.

cockfightbarmitzvah

Republicans's lives too active to be addicted to the Internet, says noted iPhone user

sample032 — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:52:24 PDT

It seems Karl Rove has never been to WorldNetDaily.

sample032