<![CDATA[Decoding the sex menu at the Moonlite BunnyRanch - Valleywag Comments]]> <![CDATA[Decoding the sex menu at the Moonlite BunnyRanch - Valleywag Comments]]> <![CDATA[Decoding the sex menu at the Moonlite BunnyRanch]]> Someone needs to talk to their marketing department. I think the word "party" is overused here. They couldn't use something like...affair, amusement, ball, banquet, barbecue, bash, bee, bender, binge, blowout, brannigan, bust, carousal, carousing, celebration, cheer, clambake, cocktails, coffee klatch, coming-out, crush, dinner, diversion, do, entertainment, feast, festive occasion, festivity, fete, fun, function, gala, get-together, hop, hullabaloo, jag, jig, jump, kegger, lawn social, luncheon, mingle, moveable feast, prom, reception, riot, shag, shindig, social, soiree, splurge, spree, stag, tailgating, tea, tear, time

I think I'd much rather have a "Hand Relief Barbecue". :D

hackmancoltaire

]]> <![CDATA[Decoding the sex menu at the Moonlite BunnyRanch]]> Neopolitan? Where's the Rocky Road?

Also, make sure not to confuse Pamper Party and Pampers Party. Those are very different.

random_play

]]> <![CDATA[Decoding the sex menu at the Moonlite BunnyRanch]]> What does this have to do with internet/tech/web2.0?

Melissa your stuff should really be folded into a new gawker site. Or idelly your own, f**k Denton.

Web2PointOhShit

]]> <![CDATA[Decoding the sex menu at the Moonlite BunnyRanch]]> I stopped reading at the Neopolitan and it's going to take a while for the blood to return to my head err brain.

mobilemadman

]]> <![CDATA[Decoding the sex menu at the Moonlite BunnyRanch]]> Aren't there some solid reasons for them not to explain some of these? That way some poor schlub will not dare to ask what things mean, bluffing that he knows everything in front of the pros, and then end up adding on all kinds of things, especially after a few drinks.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Decoding the sex menu at the Moonlite BunnyRanch]]> Was sxsw a 'Blog Relief Party'

matto

]]> <![CDATA[Decoding the sex menu at the Moonlite BunnyRanch]]> From now on, I'm calling all handjobs "hand relief parties."

debauchette

]]> <![CDATA[Decoding the sex menu at the Moonlite BunnyRanch]]> These are the babes?

[www.bunnyranch.com]

The girl pictured Summer Verona is attractive but the rest look like drugged up roadkill.

It's sad that this is the best job they could find. Even sadder that there are men who are desperate enough to pay money for their used up, diseased bodies.

Buffy_Doo

]]> <![CDATA[Decoding the sex menu at the Moonlite BunnyRanch]]> Wow, awesome tech gossip. Keep up the good work. At least link to something NSFW next time.

Luuce

]]> <![CDATA[Decoding the sex menu at the Moonlite BunnyRanch]]> Don't forget the...

Wet Bar: Tasting/imbibing at least three of six edibles a lady has to offer.

Harry "knows a little too much at times" Wang

FiveStarEggRoll

]]> <![CDATA[Decoding the sex menu at the Moonlite BunnyRanch]]> can we sue for false advertising then

yawnster

]]> <![CDATA[Decoding the sex menu at the Moonlite BunnyRanch]]> @Benoit:

The HBO special makes the girls look truly whorrible and "Air Force Amy" looks like just that ... a person who has had sex with the entire United States Air Force ...

DonLaFontaine

]]> <![CDATA[Decoding the sex menu at the Moonlite BunnyRanch]]> The funny part is - girls at the bunny ranch look nothing like the picture here.

Benoit

]]> <![CDATA[Decoding the sex menu at the Moonlite BunnyRanch]]> @yawnster: Someone say my... oh, nevermind.

sample032

]]> <![CDATA[Decoding the sex menu at the Moonlite BunnyRanch]]> the question is..do they give out samplers :P

yawnster

]]> <![CDATA[Decoding the sex menu at the Moonlite BunnyRanch]]> Back when I was your age, getting laid sure was a lot simpler

matto

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