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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4511540">The_Age_of_Plastic</a>: I'm fixing your bio page right now. Don't tell anyone!</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/snarkmedia">matto</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://valleywag.com/363249/a-conference-you-likely-arent-attending-++-but-should#c4511100">matto</A>: Only if your girlfriend has <A href="http://valleywag.com/commenter/pepelicious/">"choice tits"</A> and a penchant for dating other self-promoting types who like the camera as much as she does.</P> <p>The_Age_of_Plastic</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>To refute your assertion one needs look no further than Nominum, whos entire model is selling software to giant, faceless telecom carriers. Because the ecosystem of giant faceless companies is small, you end up painting yourself into a corner in terms of market.</p>
<p>Clearly, the better plan is blogging about your ex-girlfriend, and then running adwords.</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/snarkmedia">matto</a></p>]]></description>
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