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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for the excellent problem report.  I hope you don't mind, but I watched the video with the sound off.  Did you say anything pertinent?</p> <p>jhwoodyatt</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4469799">Jordan Golson</a>: That would be why.  Newsy...and not very interesting, honestly.  People don't come here for news, or if they come for news, they want it with a zing.  That would be a good article on a regular news site, and that's why you didn't get a lot of page views here.</p>
<p>Besides which...the Net is so random anyway.  I've kept blogs and gotten no comments on the serious entries, but a flood once on a one sentence post about snow!  Go figure.</p> <p>elvenjewel</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>The 20 Year-Old Virgin.</p> <p>dezeinstein</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4472808">mandarin</a>: You're the one reading it. At least I get paid for this nonsense.</p> <p><a href="http://valleywag.com/">Jordan Golson</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Ugh. SigEp. Tools everywhere.</p> <p><a href="http://www.sportsmontage.com">It Must Be Take a Worm for a Walk Week</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Daddy bought me an iPhone so I could run the stopwatch for 1000 hours. By some freak of fate, I don't have two black eyes.</p>
<p>PS: Jerry Yang, Ted Dzuiba, that dumb chick from RocketBoom</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/snarkmedia">matto</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>He's adorable.  Thank god for college students and youtube.  This was too cute for words.</p> <p>ILikeThemBig</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Then you must be very proud of yourself. Wow an article about someone waiting for his stopwatch to reach 1000:00:00....</p>
<p>Weeeeeeeee</p> <p>mandarin</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4469799">Jordan Golson</a>: I think the average Valleywag reader has a thing for watching losers.  Think of us as slightly more mature Digg readers.</p> <p>sample032</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>this was his initiation event for pi psi mu</p> <p>centernetworks</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Clearly this also represents the time elapsed since he last got laid.  After seeing this, I am confident the stopwatch is still running...</p> <p>Wdeal</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Must be a legacy.</p> <p><a href="http://pop-pr.blogspot.com">Jeremy</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4467649">mandarin</a>: Funny thing about that.</p>
<p>At the moment, this post has 451 views.</p>
<p>The other, significantly more newsy, <a href="http://valleywag.com/362035/apple-made-new-ipod-owners-out-of-3-percent-of-americans-last-year">post</a> I wrote this morning has 196.</p>
<p>How about that.</p> <p><a href="http://valleywag.com/">Jordan Golson</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Yea, but what happens at 10,000 hours... see you in 2009.</p> <p>trush</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>We designed the internet to survive a nuclear holocaust for THIS?</p> <p><a href="http://">Lauriate</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>My first thought when it hit 1000:00... was "oh, ellipses mean that stuff was left out," but I guess there's no reason to expect that the idiot who came up with this video would know that.</p> <p>sample032</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>This is another of these things that make me wish the Internet didn't exist.</p> <p><a href="http://myblog.rsynnott.com/">Robert Synnott</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Oddly, I want to punch that kid in the face.</p> <p>MykalBloom</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Oh cmon, theres gotta be better things to talk about than some yo-yo and his iPhone!</p> <p>mandarin</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Fine product of academia and SigEp.</p> <p>stupindus</p>]]></description>
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