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Gene Simmons sex tape leaked on Web (NSFW)

laughingliddy — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:15:03 PDT

This guy is really a cold, selfish bastard. My apologies to fans but I mean you're with Shannon Tweed and you cheat on her??? I hope it was worth it Gene...coz you've damaged your relationship with Shannon possibly, and quite probably beyond repair. Not to mention your own reputation as "the thunder god". My heart goes out to Shannon and their children for having to endure such pain and humiliation publically.

laughingliddy

Gene Simmons sex tape leaked on Web (NSFW)

bigdowro — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:37:12 PDT

That's nasty! I mean Gene and Paul are like heroes for me. I use the Chat names GeneSimmons and GothicDevine on chats, and I am a huge fan...

I consider this a bit respectful (least that was a PR gag) as well as some commentaries are not very nice. Pls show some respect.

KISS is not my life, but so many great moments are associated with the songs... that it could be just as well.

I kissed my 1st girlfriend for the first time as "I was made for loving you" was playing at an oldie party, and on the second date I was listening to the same song, just prior to losing my virginity. And the day I was dumbed by email (on 31/12/2007; on sylvester eve) by email I was listening to "I still love you" in my car, prior to checking mail on my cell phone.

Even today I feel very emotionnal when I hear the songs. I can't even watch the newer concert DVD as I see that those heroes have come of age...

BTW I have 2 tickets for the concert in Luxembourg, Europe. I heard the Helsinki concert was sold out in 7 minutes and Luxembourg is also sold out after several days. As I am single again at the moment, I count to take a nice young lady with me to the concert...

I am not kidding, here is the photo of the 2 tickets:
[fc05.deviantart.com]

bigdowro

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captainmorgan420 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:13:05 PDT

Ok, I'm very confused here.....first, isn't Gene supposed to be sex monster?
This is NOT the wild sex I would have expected from a 'Rock God' Who has bedded thousands of women. The 'act' itself looked second rate at best! She even turns away several times as he tries to kiss her. I am seriously disappointed in this video (I would expect more from a man who goes around bragging he is a 'love God')
My fiance' (who isn't a rock star btw lol) has more style and prowess than Gene simmons (AND he wouldn't have left his shirt on how UNSEXY is that??)......I could have done without my fantasy being shattered like that.
SAD

captainmorgan420

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kissfox — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:11:04 PST

On Gene's site, he posts an item about the video and says "it might even be decades old." Ummmmmm, how many decades has Gene looked like an overweight couch potato with a Helmet Head Hairstyle? Only THIS DECADE has Gene had the body weight and oversprayed----even for a gay man to say----hair style. No, this video is CLEARLY recent. KISS has been in Australia how many times now??? I'm basing that on IF the video was recorded in Australia, based on the nationality of the girl in it. Last I checked, I'm not about to celebrate my 24 Hours Old birthday...(I wasn't born yesterday...) and Gene looks MIGHTY current in the video. Decades ago, Gene had plenty of room for the cookies and cakes without weight concerns.

ALSO: as for the FOREIGNER song: it sounds as though it was dubbed in OVER the footage. You can't hear any noise from the "Stars" of this tape, unless I missed it.

Very weird. Gene has a style of writing things off as though the majority will fall for it. I say this tape is not decades old, but maybe a couple of years at best.

kissfox

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ShariC — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 00:54:47 PST

There are only two conclusions one can reach after watching this:

1) Gene was clearly unaware and should now be humiliated at how bad this makes him look both as a lover and a father. I can't imagine he'd put this out there for his kids to see, unless he really does not love or respect them in the slightest.

2) Gene is clearly unaware of how bad the video makes him look and participated in making it and leaking it for publicity. If he's that out of touch with reality, he needs some serious psychiatric help.

I tend to believe it's the former. It's not that I don't think the latter is untrue, but rather that Gene knows porn and this is so dismal that he couldn't possibly be unaware of how repulsed by him that girl looks or how much he looks like an average guy engaged in average sex with a less than average sized penis.

All that being said, I'm personally gratified to see someone who has exploited women all his life end up on the receiving end of some of the same.

ShariC

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bobo69sss — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 22:07:33 PST

gene did you ever stop and consider Nick, Sofie and above all Shannon What a poor excuse for a happily unmarried man Of One year way to many asshole

bobo69sss

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Goalkicker — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 21:47:46 PST

The funny part is how much she`s trying to avoid him kissing her knowing that the only thing that he might be good at still is his tongue. LMAO while the same time I think I just threw up in my mouth. On the positive side at least there was a hot nussie in the video.

Goalkicker

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kissfox — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 18:18:22 PST

Sure Gene wanted this to "leak" out. It gave him a prime opportunity to flaunt his celebrity power through his lawyers. Gene needs to quit trying to impress morons that cast them out and wrote them off when KISS was struggling in the 80's. They probably get a free t-shirt for the plug of what KISS has meant to them as a fan. I didn't see those people (NOT meaning the real fans here---I'm 36, and 31 of those years have KISS all over them) but these people that are now BRAVE enough to wear KISS shirts and crap now. TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF "The Young And The Wasted."

kissfox

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clubvoila — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:43:03 PST

EWWWWW!!!

clubvoila

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kissfox — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 22:25:10 PST

I swear I will quit posting! But I have to add one more thing: GENE is the one who REFUSES to "cease and desist" all the Peter and Ace bashing even though we fans knew it all by 1987. Gene really strives at making Ace and Peter look like unreformable people. They should sue HIS ass for the on-going defamitory stuff. Gene seems to relish his GREATEST---"HITS"--in Peter and Ace's faces and past. I'm glad the former "alcoholics and drug addicts of the band" have changed for the better. Gene is the real low class moron of the group now. And Shannon, GURRRRRRRRLLLL! You and Turtle need to go on one HELL of a shopping spree. Make sure you spend at least $100,000.00. You know the horse bet damn near got his attention. American Express has no credit limit. I suggest YOU enjoy some of the cash that Gene "might" get off this heresy. YOU are the one suffering damages. Gene could care less about his slutty image. He's boasted at every turn, talk show, and magazine.I'm surprised Gene hasn't got POLAR-AIDS instead of Polaroids. One day he'll publish a book on the Polaroids, only they will be snapshots of his hemorrhoid ass.

kissfox

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kissfox — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 22:09:32 PST

Someone above said it looked like teddy bears on the bed, but look at the TOP left and right frame with the four pics in it....it looks like some sort of big booby pillows. Whatever they are, it looks like nipples all perky for posin'.
As for the lawyer letter bitching about the --stylized KISS lettering---give me a break! Who on the internet DOESN'T use the KISS font (it's called the Die Nasty font, and can be found through googling...no, KISS Search & Win POWERED by Google...) If you're gonna sue one person for using it, you'd better be fair and sue EVERYONE who uses it. INCLUDING female porn-industry gals who use it to embellish there MySpace site. Good for one is good for all. There is also a font called "KISS MY FONT" that is cool. Somebody PULEEEZE copyright bras, panties, silicone boobs, g-strings, lube, condoms, toothpaste, coffee, toilet paper and anything else a human being uses before we're back to the stone age. Gene really is making a mockery of KISS at this point. No wonder Paul and him aren't on $peaking terms. Gene still owns LOTS of Paul's song rights and is refusing to sign them back over. Ditto for the Caravello family. BAD BLOOD. Paul and Gene ARE NOT real close. KISS is NOTORIOUS for tense member relations. Paul's here for the fans, a little more touring, and winding down for his family, whom he regards respectfully. Gene just doesn't give a damn about anyone....even his own gorgeous girlfriend and EXEMPLARY kids. Paul's made over $2 MILLION dollars just on his art alone. He don't need KISS anymore. I can't say I will blame him when HE pulls the plug on the KISS TRIBUTE Band tour.

kissfox

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kissfox — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:59:21 PST

@bitchybitch:
I love YOUR comments. I hope to see more of what you have to say!

kissfox

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kissfox — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:25:01 PST

The first step of the cure wasn't a "KISS" after all.
Dr. Louse couldn't get one.

She was just on a mission of mercy and showed him the meat from the market.

Time to go put logs in the fireplace and a hot knife through butter. Where's the vision in leather causing sweet pain?

kissfox

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kissfox — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:10:13 PST

Tunnel of love, tunnel of love!
Gene got to see tunnel of love.

Like salt on a wound, so is the tragedy of this video.

I don't see any pictures hangin' on the wall that she cut out of that magazine.

It may have been a hot day, but not for that lingerie.

COLD AS ICE. Her indifference to him and reason for FOREIGNER playing.

kissfox

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kissfox — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:59:07 PST

He didn't get to "KISS HER." Dang it, the perfume name is all just a great big lie. I'm glad it's not that way for "KISS HIM." Paul Stanley must have made sure "KISS HIM" lived up to its claims for us guys. It should have been called "Magic Touch."

BTW: Gene killed Kenny.

kissfox

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kissfox — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:48:45 PST

Oh gross! Did anyone notice that the chick is wearing flip flops? We can't convict her of being MURDER IN HIGH HEELS for that segment of the tape. We can for murdering the laws of fashion.

Gene's being a TWO TIMER on his LADY IN WAITING.

CHARISMA has lot its charm.

kissfox

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kissfox — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:22:41 PST

Is it just me or is anyone else singing to themselves about this : "I gotta gotta GETAWAY!"
I'm on a roll. This is hysterical to me. Gene, tailored suits, custom made shoes are your stock in trade. You can easily afford a decent costume for this video. Thanks for the entertainment topic.

kissfox

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kissfox — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:17:42 PST

I think we all need to get a second opinion against to the diagnosis of "Dr. Love." Not all doctors are what they are -----quacked---- up to be. Next step: malpractice. Gene in hideous sex drag-wear. I wonder if he had that funny-looking wig from the ANIMALIZE tour packed in his luggage as a diguise getaway. Velvet Ragnar had better, sexy outfits and lingerie. She stole them from Cher.

kissfox

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kissfox — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:03:39 PST

Hypothetical phone call from Gene to Tommy Lee and Kid Rock:
"GUYS, Gene Simmons here. I'd like to know, if you will tell me, how much money did you guys make from your leaked out sex tapes with the blonde?" PAUSE. "$3 million? REALLY? No kiddin'. I guess it's my turn to make one then. Thanks guys!" "I've got the name of the tape! I'm gonna call it "SECRETLY CRUEL! and if it sells like KISSOLOGY did, I'll make a Volume 2 called "WORTH A DEUCE." (Now comment from this poster to Gene) Gene, some things that have your face on it won't sell. Stick with REAL KISS DVDs, touring, and stuff palatable to the fans. We don't have to know EVERYTHING. Next KISS DVD could be called: "A KISS ---- REALLY---- E-XXX-POSED". Has anyone set an opening bid on eBay yet? I can't imagine a reserve price!!!! Truly topic for fans to have fun with. I sure as heck did. Thank God Paul Stanley keeps his "works of art" in sophisticated art show exhibits. Talent that can be honored publicly.

kissfox

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thirdbase03 — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:30:43 PST

Say what you want but does anybody see the resemblance of the top 2 pictures as maybe a blow up doll or manaquin.

thirdbase03

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yngcelt — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:36:35 PST

Funny how she wouldnt let him kiss her. I'm thinking prostitute!?
And I would love to hear Shannon Tweed's reaction to this!

yngcelt

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zenboy — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:06:21 PST

There is definitely a third person in the room. You can see a shadow move across the bed near the beginning of the first vid. You can hear footsteps too. Any claims that he makes that it was filmed with out his knowledge are bull shit.

zenboy

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desperatehousewife — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:55:25 PST

I've got a few comments

1) FOREIGNER???? While Gene "the king of marketing" Simmons is having sex?!?!
No freekin' way! Hilarious :)

2) Feel bad for his kids and Shannon. But he said all along that he was a horn dog....why is everybody so shocked and shaken?!?! Duh.

3) Think its a ploy to get better ratings for Family Jewels Season 3????
I know its cynical and every Kiss fan is gonna flame me....but the timing is provocative, yes???

4) Think its gross that he has his pants around his ankles and a shirt on......DUDE!! The man wears FOOTIE PAJAMAS!!! So it's obvious he's clueless.

5) Love the "don't kiss me bit"!!!!!

6) I'd really like to unsee the video now -- but its forever burned into retinas :(

desperatehousewife

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hernibs — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:08:11 PST

He's gross....

hernibs

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jackuoff — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:07:58 PST

What's up with Foreigner playing in the background??? That's funnier than the video itself. I'm suprised he doesn't have the '78 solo album on!!

jackuoff

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bobo69sss — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 18:22:32 PST

GENE!GENE!GENE! WHO ARE YOU FOOLIN DUDE!!!!!!!!
IT'S YOU IF EVER THERE WAS A YOU , BAD BREATH OR WHAT?
YOU WERE MY HERO NOW WITHOUT SHANNON YOU A ZERO.
WHAT A HEARTBREAK GENE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

bobo69sss

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buffyfan — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:33:00 PST

It looks to me like they both are aware they are being taped. If you watch the second portion of the video, Gene points and gives to directions to someone to the side. At one point he does this and the girl looks too. I love that she wouldn't kiss him! I've seen more excitement from people watching chess than these two having sex. The fact that they both seem to avoid looking in the direction of the camera makes me believe that possibly gene has set it up so you question whether it is actually him or not...he's so obsessed with marketing himself it's sick.

buffyfan

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Original.JCo — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 23:52:33 PST

Did you notice that the girl seems completely uninterested in "Gene"? She is so grossed out by him that when he first sticks it in he goes to kiss her and she immediately turns her head away to the right, then he tries to kiss her again and she turns her head to the left. Finally he gets a tiny kiss in but she isn't into him at all and she turns her head away agin.
Rhonda says "What a waste of tits and a hole".
Stupid fucking amateur.

Original.JCo

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cmarie04 — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:29:19 PST

Its not a hooker its an Australian model named Elsa. Shes one of the Frank's Engery Drink Girls, a brand that Gene promotes.

I feel bad for Shannon...I can't wait for comments...though I feel bad for their kids.

cmarie04

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ArtanisRegnis — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:41:16 PST

"You've shown us everything you've got. And, baby baby it's not a lot"

ArtanisRegnis

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Grimmydog — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:11:32 PST

Someone else is in the room.Notice the shadow on the bedside at the start.

Grimmydog

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NautyOne — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:26:44 PST

Oh, my Lord. That is so gross. Poor Shannon. Check out chick he's doing. She looks disgusted. turns her face evertime he tries to kiss her--no pun intended--I guess she was afraid he was going to slip her the tongue. She better get her aids test. ewwwwwwww. im gonna have nighmares over this one.

NautyOne

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whatireallywanttodoisdirect — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:14:20 PST

Shannon's turn! Shannon's turn! So who do you think Nick and Sophie will side with?

whatireallywanttodoisdirect

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jashed — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:30:48 PST

@BLAKELEY:

ditto

jashed

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jjordan20 — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:05:25 PST

i wonder what shannon thinks about this...

jjordan20

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NancyM — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:43:20 PST

oh Shannon will be pissed. Of course it's Gene. Don't you remember the episode where she's telling him how bad his breath is? Hence the no kissing and then the gum.
I feel sorry for Shannon - he looks like a selfish lazy lay.
and she's gonna burn that American Express Card up buying stuff.

NancyM

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HelloItsMe — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:19:49 PST

That's the "Demon"? That's the "God of Thunder"?

He looks like he just got off the boat. All he needed with the t-shirt & no pants look was black socks & gym shoes

Isn't this the rock star who's bedded thousands upon thousands of groupies? Why does he need to hire a hooker?

Oh wait, I just remembered his "just off the boat" look

Never mind

HelloItsMe

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walleyvag — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:40:41 PST

Wait a minute - that's no hooker. That's Peter Criss re-starting his career! Way to go cat man!!

walleyvag

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encyclopediablack — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:24:25 PST

Maybe this is just an ad for Kiss condoms.

encyclopediablack

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dirkswhitesocks — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:50:20 PST

Worst 2.5 minutes of vidsex EVER. Gene, where was the tongue man???! You could have put it down her throat and touched your own penis!

dirkswhitesocks

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vpatty09 — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:45:26 PST

omg.. i didnt really believe it when i hear it on the radio but tis true..

and really whats with the cheesy music in the background literally who fucks to that music that drained the moood .

the girl could do so much better than a pot bellied kiss member shes friggen hot and i totally think she filmed this without him knowing cause his style would be at the end is to flash a rock sign and stick out his tongue.

set up gene by a hooker great job.

vpatty09

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lulupunx — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:38:47 PST

this is the most awkward sex i have ever seen. maybe it is because the gayest song in the world is playing in the background - i dont know for sure but i do get the feeling that chick still does not know what love is as gene is not qualified to show her.

in my opinion first time hookers on meth have more rhythm. further, for a man that claims to have been with thousands of women i would expect a little more. is that what rockstars call foreplay?

even beyond his pants not coming off and his shirt being on, it is like he does not know how to use his own equipment. blind golfers have more luck finding a hole. that girl looks less than into it, she could not even be bothered to take off her trashy flip flops . . . flip flop is actually what i say to myself as i watch this crap.

something about this tape reminds me of when my male pug tried to mate with my female german sheppard . . . it was funny and awful all at once and in the end, it never should have happened.

lulupunx

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sweet_thang — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:16:31 PST

First off.....this chick is a well known HOOKER!

Second.....she pulls of the trade-mark "I don't kiss" hooker move in the video.

Thirdly........I want to know why there are so many hookers working in Hollywood and no one has any interest in outing them? There is a well known agency here that has a ton of Playmates, Maxim models etc working for them. YET, no one seems to want to get some dirt out on these chicks.

I don't get Hollywood.

sweet_thang

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Shazz — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:15:04 PST

Hmm, he's ugly, looks rude, and from the looks of the binbo getting mollested by him, he has bad breath, yup, it's Gene.

Shazz

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Papa Midnight — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:09:24 PST

Someone please tell me why they would want to see Gene Simmons having sex. I for one certainly did not and thanks to the use of a heavily modified firefox about:config, the page loaded quickly enough for me to hit "END" and directly comment.

Papa Midnight

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marysoprano — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:48:08 PST

You guys make me laugh my butt off with these comments, too funny!
I still hope & pray Gene wasn't aware but from what I was reading, if he's trying to market this new sexbonerenergy drink and the girl is a model of it, what does it really say? Hi, I'm the God of thunder, I'm 60 with a hot blonde and for those of you who can't get it up in your time of need, try this? all i can say. no matter what, i feel for his long time beautiful gf shannon and his 2 gorgeous kids. they well ne humiliated no matter what the reasons are behind it.

marysoprano

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marysoprano — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:41:39 PST

it's Gene and it's friggen gross! I really hope he didn't know this was happening. If he did plan this then he's lost me has a fan for life.
on the other hand, whoever thought it was a good idea to let us see Gene's man-hood is a worthless pig. Anyone whose a fan of Gene's knows damn well he's a ladies man and has never denied sleeping around. So it should come to no suprise. People need to learn to keep out of peoples lives. Famous or not!!!

marysoprano

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Cell9song — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:09:13 PST

Its not gene

Cell9song

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Ian Bell — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:55:02 PST

He is chewing gum and watching TV the whole time, thats awesome! What a porn star!

Ian Bell

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ylover — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:25:00 PST

gross...

ylover

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Beef_Jezos — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:22:38 PST

A man should always keep his black socks on while enjoying conjugal bliss with his wife or a hooker.

Beef_Jezos

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seanpercival — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:56:49 PST

Given Simmons nature I'd except this tape to end with him plugging some new kiss related product.

plug or it didnt happen!

seanpercival

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Nick Douglas — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:09:44 PST

Calling Dr. Fail.

Nick Douglas

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Alaska Miller — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:06:08 PST

i she underage? there's no much pedobear involved in this story.

Alaska Miller

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switchbladesister — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:05:31 PST

i thought gene was supposed to have a big weiner; why else would anyone fuck him, KISS or no? I wouldnt know because like any sane person, I refused to click on the video. And sure, I've had guys ask that I keep my boots on, but WHAT is with the swap meet flip-flops, for the love of god?? Almost more odious than his t-shirt.

switchbladesister

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TucoRamirez — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:46:30 PST

ick, now I need to go scrub out my brain with a sharp stick, thanks a pantload!!

TucoRamirez

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bitchybitch — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:45:59 PST

Gene Simmons is Jewish? Who knew? What the tongue and the you know and the who did the what.

bitchybitch

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wboswell — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:38:11 PST

I don't get how this is on Valleywag - a leaked sex tape? Way to go get that breaking tech story, guys.

wboswell

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Rabi — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:34:04 PST

Oy! It soooo humid in here. Can I leave my shirt on? Are you going to be in your stockings during the entire schtupp?!?!? You know nylon gives me a rash. I need a little seltzer first before we begin. You know I get veklempt before I hand over my schlong.

Rabi

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bitchybitch — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:25:16 PST

I am dying from these comments, make it stop! I couldn't watch the video because I'm afraid I'd never be able to have sex again as long as I live. So thanks for summing it up for me. Oh god it hurts.

bitchybitch

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remedialwhino — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:21:59 PST

Big tongue, small penis - who would want to leak that?

remedialwhino

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UnklStinky — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:09:46 PST

He spits blood at some point, right? Otherwise, I'm totally waiting for the Ace Frehley video before I plunk down some cash.

UnklStinky

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Nesbiteme — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:06:00 PST

Iyeeee….just want to embarrass my self and party every day.

Nesbiteme

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michaellamb — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:01:02 PST

they both look totally bored

michaellamb

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yourfriendandneighbor — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:58:13 PST

Also, he's totally chewing gum through the whole thing. Classy.

yourfriendandneighbor

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yourfriendandneighbor — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:54:22 PST

Seriously? Foreigner? The bass playing Demon of Kiss fucks to Foreigner???? Also, why is this on Valleywag instead of Fleshbot?

yourfriendandneighbor

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BLAKELEY — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:52:14 PST

@bitchybitch: Like roll playing?

BLAKELEY

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sample032 — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:50:08 PST

It's times like these when Owen's dedication to his job really shows.

sample032

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bitchybitch — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:45:49 PST

@BLAKELEY:
Or his secret wife.

bitchybitch

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dalejo — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:38:53 PST

Do they have to pay Foreigner royalties for the music?

dalejo

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BLAKELEY — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:33:58 PST

She makes him use a condom and then won't KISS him, she's totally a hooker...

BLAKELEY

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Maura Johnston — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:33:27 PST

this has to be some sort of crazy 'do not want'-style viral marketing for season three of family jewels. please, god, let it be just that.

Maura Johnston

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bitchybitch — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:29:38 PST

Why God, why?

bitchybitch

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TheStarterWife — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:29:11 PST

Are those stuffed animals on the bed?

TheStarterWife

Gene Simmons sex tape leaked on Web (NSFW)

In Other News... — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:26:50 PST

Is this why he looked so calm on "Celebrity Apprentice"?

In Other News...

Gene Simmons sex tape leaked on Web (NSFW)

zerogee — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:11:14 PST

Melissa Gira Grant: Hot
Celeb sex tapes: Not

zerogee

Gene Simmons sex tape leaked on Web (NSFW)

f1sh3r — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:06:48 PST

that doesn't look like shannon tweed! that's the only objection i could see him having.

f1sh3r

Gene Simmons sex tape leaked on Web (NSFW)

D.O.D. — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:50:50 PST

could this is gene's ---- as well....?

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D.O.D.

Gene Simmons sex tape leaked on Web (NSFW)

belltolls — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:44:47 PST

@MercuryPDX: Yeah, I will bet Gene's take is sizable and he is likely not all that deep in the background.

belltolls

Gene Simmons sex tape leaked on Web (NSFW)

el smrtmnky — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:40:04 PST

@LaComtesse: that's called porky pigging (thanks, maxim!)

el smrtmnky

Gene Simmons sex tape leaked on Web (NSFW)

captain.obvious — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:34:02 PST

Why can't I UNSEE that?!? CURSE YOU VALLEYWAG!

captain.obvious

Gene Simmons sex tape leaked on Web (NSFW)

superjap — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:29:44 PST

jesus christ i read that and thought
RICHARD SIMMONS SEX TAPE?!?!?!
AUGGHGHGHGHG!

superjap

Gene Simmons sex tape leaked on Web (NSFW)

Dannywallnuts — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:26:42 PST

Gene Simmons sex tape, and his tongue stayed in his mouth?

Dannywallnuts

Gene Simmons sex tape leaked on Web (NSFW)

MercuryPDX — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:24:12 PST

...that Gene doesn't want you to see.

Shouldn't that be "...that Gene wants YOU to think he doesn't want you to see".

He IS the marketing master! After all, those Kiss coffins don't sell themselves. I will be astounded and amazed if he is not hidden deep in the background somewhere making some good coin off of this.

MercuryPDX

Gene Simmons sex tape leaked on Web (NSFW)

Michael Jahn — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:23:38 PST

Maybe if he abandoned the shirt and painted the kabuki getup on his punky rocks

Michael Jahn

Gene Simmons sex tape leaked on Web (NSFW)

meerkat — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:15:39 PST

Okay, okay... difficult as it might be, I'll respect Gene's wishes and not look at it. Ew...

meerkat

Gene Simmons sex tape leaked on Web (NSFW)

LaComtesse — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:15:26 PST

Pants on no shirt: sexy if you're buff. Shirt on no pants: never, ever, ever sexy on a dude. Especially if it's a t-shirt.

LaComtesse