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Viagra ruining everything for Valley's mistresses

QubilahHans — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:52:40 PDT

@Moonshine Mike:
@Moonshine Mike: What i find absolutey hillarious About SeekingArrangements, Sugardaddy etc is all the posts from men on these sites where they say something like "Please do not contact me if you are an escort or want allowance"

QubilahHans

Viagra ruining everything for Valley's mistresses

jashed — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:05:41 PST

lol. this is hilarious. i'm a little peeved at melissa for not taking her editorial license and completing sentences for this whore. the comments she makes are barely intelligible with all the missing prepositions and participles.

i think she was just trying to say that viagra has turned her 5 minute sessions into an hour and she's tired of it.

wasn't there a saturday night live skit about this years ago?

jashed

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Blackjack — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:27:14 PST

She's learned a valuable lesson about men. If we're seeing a hottie, we'd like to see her naked as often as possible, preferably in a horizontal or equally accommodating position.

Dinner and all the other treat-me-like-a-Disney-princess... crap gets in the way of that. Sounds like she needs to be a little more assertive with the old boy if she wants dinner and a movie before making the two-backed beast with him.

Blackjack

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Brian Lam — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:34:37 PST

@QADude: Payperclick system.

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Viagra ruining everything for Valley's mistresses

CJC — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:30:22 PST

FLYRYAN:
MARKTHEMARKETWATCHER:

She does have her own blog. Go back a few days to her first post, I think it's mentioned or linked there.

CJC

Viagra ruining everything for Valley's mistresses

Snarkotron — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:48:30 PST

I find photos of Mark Zuckerberg offensive. No more Zuckerberg!!!

Snarkotron

Viagra ruining everything for Valley's mistresses

Patricia2 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:06:18 PST

It's interesting that male readers will oogle over a videobloggers chest, and be perfectly fine with the idea of someone's anal virginity rumored to be on ebay, yet be stunned and fidigty at the idea that the men around them actually hire girls for sex and attention.

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Littlebitsofpaper — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:48:39 PST

Nobody in my office is complaining - well except for the fact she has WAY too many clothes on ...

Littlebitsofpaper

Viagra ruining everything for Valley's mistresses

Littlebitsofpaper — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:26:36 PST

Nobody in my office is complaining - well except for the fact she has WAY too much clothing on ...

Littlebitsofpaper

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macbeach — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:48:58 PST

As far as NSFW goes, remember there are many of us who have "made it" and don't work, or only work from home.

But in any event, in case anyone asks, I'm only here for the articles. I swear!

macbeach

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zerogee — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:32:14 PST

What does Melissa's writing, or the pictures in her posts, have to do with porn? She's not showing her boobs, nor is she writing to get you off. If your coworkers freak out when they see a sexy girl with clothes on on your monitor, I feel for you. But I was far more creeped out and embarrassed in the workplace by that bruised face that ran as a Gawker Artist ad down the entire left side of Valleywag for months. And the screaming-eyeball ad.

zerogee

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matto — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:19:07 PST

@ReversePundit: come back when you have an office?

matto

Viagra ruining everything for Valley's mistresses

MercuryPDX — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:06:17 PST

@MarkTheMarketWatcher: Mebbe split time between here and Fleshbot?

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ReversePundit — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:52:14 PST

Some of us Silly Valley types HAVE JOBS people! Surely porn drives page views, and we all love page views, and I know the VW editors have to eat, but you risk having your whole site blocked at the edge routers at any company large enough to contain exactly one complaining feminist.

ReversePundit

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penguin07 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:31:57 PST

How about a separate blog for all of Owen's Yahoo posts? That seems easier.

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MarkTheMarketWatcher — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:49:34 PST

@FlyRyan: I would read her blog. It would be nice if she had her own space for some saucier/NSFW posts.

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FlyRyan — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:28:19 PST

You know.... You really deserve your own blog for this stuff instead of coat tailing off of Valleywag. Your posts are entertaining, and you post enough to justify being independent.

I really don't think Valleywag is a proper forum for these posts (doesn't really fit in) but I would definitely add your independent blog to my RSS reader.

FlyRyan

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cv — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:28:09 PST

Melissa, thanks for this post!

Phew, that was close. It was getting pretty grim around here.

Viagra ruining everything for Valley's mistresses

Moonshine Mike — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:02:02 PST

The sugardaddy sites are full of women who think they are more valuable than a high end escort. You're better off avoiding them and look elsewhere.

Moonshine Mike

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c0d3w12 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:49:41 PST

QAdude,

Shut your pie hole! If you can't handle it or bother to look over your shoulder before you visit the site, then stay OUT!!!
I pay by the hour and your wasting my time!
Sorry to interupt Melissa, please where were we?

c0d3w12

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Stawker — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:46:36 PST

QAPrude

Stawker

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harrington — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:31:10 PST

QADude's posts are getting a bit old. Could we post something a little more provocative so he'll go away?

harrington

Viagra ruining everything for Valley's mistresses

Alaska Miller — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:20:26 PST

so you're saying money is all i need

Alaska Miller

Viagra ruining everything for Valley's mistresses

QADude — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:20:04 PST

Note to Valleywag - these pictures are starting to become more of the NSFW variety. Could we post something a little less provocative for those of us who are reading at work?

These stories the last couple of days about BJ's, hookers and Viagra are getting a bit old. Are all of these rich geeks in SV really that desperate to get laid?

QADude

Viagra ruining everything for Valley's mistresses

sample032 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:18:16 PST

"Me, I'm a reasonable whore. At the end of my contracted time, if my client's hard again, it's not my concern."

I'm reminded of a scene from The Office where Dwight, after a party is canceled, gives the stripper they hired office work for the rest of her contracted time.

I think mistresses have a good gig going. The virile 20-somethings in the Valley don't have enough money, so they have to pay by the hour. Mistresses have been working less and getting more.

sample032