<![CDATA[How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me? - Valleywag Comments]]> <![CDATA[How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me? - Valleywag Comments]]> <![CDATA[How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me?]]> These women remind me of that stretch of 17 between 85 and 280, you know, where the Fry's is ... They get a lot of traffic, but no one really cares about them.

mr_dna

]]> <![CDATA[How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me?]]> What Tootinbec said. Which is unusual, cos I'm an NW1 guy myself.

Web2PointOhShit

]]> <![CDATA[How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me?]]> News you can use

BobDope

]]> <![CDATA[How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me?]]> Hey, Melissa: do your clients often show up under the influence of OxyContin? With term sheets spilling out of their briefcases?

tootingbec

]]> <![CDATA[How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me?]]> Will the armies of political correctards who are going to show up here and demand that Valleywag rewrite the headline to say "What are the community-accepted rules for engaging a South Bay area sex worker (who, it must be pointed out, may be a woman, or a man, or a transgendered transvestite OTL 6 Microsoft manager) for a consensual contract non-BBBJ," and don't forget to link to that online database of local non-profit sex harm reduction clinics' operating hours ... anyway, would you fun-killing motherfuckers please just get it over with? Because the suspense is just killing me.

shackalack

]]> <![CDATA[How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me?]]> "Keywords you're looking for: "college," "tuition," "arrangement," "daddy.""

Well here's one that hits two out of three!

"Looking for a Good Arrangement..."

Jordan Golson

]]> <![CDATA[How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me?]]> @Fidel: Pretty obvious you have no real experience at this. Give it a try.

hellboi

]]> <![CDATA[How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me?]]> Valleywag FTW. I'm tired of valley blogs trying to tell me how to get rich. Tell me how to get laid.

swonderful

]]> <![CDATA[How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me?]]> Well, if you want pageviews, you got them now.

Excellent work, Melissa. Carry on!

cv

]]> <![CDATA[How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me?]]> gee thanks, VW. Like I'm not having a hard enough time focusing on work this sunny friday afternoon. *sigh*

tremans

]]> <![CDATA[How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me?]]> So you're a hooker and Nick Douglas is your boyfriend? Hell of a thing, that.

Dweezil

]]> <![CDATA[How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me?]]>
The answer to your headline is: Buy her a yard of beer at the Old Pro and convince yourself it's just a cold sore.

Rock tha Hizzee

]]> <![CDATA[How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me?]]> Eew. South Bay.

matto

]]> <![CDATA[How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me?]]> Man, when I post an honest ad on Craigs for a Jewish woman my own age (around 40ish-49), I get so many solicitations from pros.

Im really not interested in paying for sex. Even when married, long term relationships, etc., it becomes overshadowed by real life.

I can't get behind the 'pay 2 play' model. That;s just me.

abmw

]]> <![CDATA[How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me?]]> You better pray that the Jezebel's don't find this. They'd turn it into a 200+ comment post in an hour.

MercuryPDX

]]> <![CDATA[How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me?]]> When I said 29, I meant to write with kids or ghetto or something like that.

Fidel on the Roof

]]> <![CDATA[How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me?]]> I thought this was a joke. But oh well, I'm game. Every ad ends up being a 29 year old or someone in Oakland. The "college" students aren't. I wonder how someone can find the Stanford ones. There have to be some out there. They aren't on Craigslist though.

Fidel on the Roof

]]> <![CDATA[How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me?]]> in before persai

zerogee

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