<![CDATA[Googler or Muppet? The boss edition - Valleywag Comments]]> <![CDATA[Googler or Muppet? The boss edition - Valleywag Comments]]> <![CDATA[Googler or Muppet? The boss edition]]> Schmidt: Who the fuck are these people!?

fishneversleep

]]> <![CDATA[Googler or Muppet? The boss edition]]> Somewhere, deep under the Googleplex.
Elliot Schrage: Sir.
Eric Schmidt: What now, worm.
Schrage: It's Valleywag, again...
Schmidt: ...girlfriend rumor?
Schrage: Yes, of course, but...
Schmidt: but?
Schrage: ...there's more....
Schmidt: yeah, what does that bitch got?
Schrage: It's bad, sir, real bad.
Schmidt: What, what do they know? About me and the Olson twins?
Schrage: No sir....
Schmidt: That thing with the ferris wheel? My collection of giant, inflatable...
Schrage: No sir
Schmidt: Squirrels again?
Schrage: No, worse.
Schmidt: Worse?
Shrage: Sir, yes sir, they've compared you to a puppet, a, er, muppet actually. Scooter sir.
Schmidt: Buries head in his hands

fishneversleep

]]> <![CDATA[Googler or Muppet? The boss edition]]> Bring back Beaker. Beaker should be an option in all polls on Valleywag from this day forth.

Dweezil

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