<![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison! - Valleywag Comments]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison! - Valleywag Comments]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> julia is HOT. if i could look past her superficiality (just checked out her blog and almost every post is about her hair, her nails, her makeup, her expensive designer dresses, and some really annoying videos of her lip synching showtunes??)
i'd totally date as i meet her qualifications:
1. single male
2. total tech geek
3. no seriously. TOTAL tech geek!

also, just checked our her blog again, she seems to have stopped posting because of an invasion of privacy? a little ironic considering her full name, pictures, videos, etc are on there.

america123

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> Ah, I see that one of the nerds in the background there is one Kai Peter Chang, Silicon Valley dilettante and founder of the "Father Figures" Livejournal community ([community.livejournal.com]) for dating younger women. Perhaps he's scoping out Julia for her potential.

Davion

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> A Pet Shop Boys soundtrack is running through my head whilst looking at that photo:

"I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money...."

The_Age_of_Plastic

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> The photo looks a little staged, like it might be the cover shot of the next post-college-NY-media-industry-can't-fin... chick lit book. They're always in heavy supply in the bookstores at the airport.

My friends in the industry there laughed when I mentioned her being at the party. They said she's known to be a little bridge and tunnel (whatever that means)

Patricia2

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> Julia's probably higher maintenance than every single car on the Formula 1 circuit. Megan is the height of awesome.

Blackjack

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> @DaveMcClure500Hats: I don't know, Julia is pretty damn glamorous herself.

Megan McCarthy

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> julia's pretty easy on the eyes, but i think megan is actually more glamorous ;)

DaveMcClure500Hats

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> I don't think they're real either. I always believed Amanda's were real.

zin_guy

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> Best tits in the valley (even though they looks might fake) since that RocketBoom whore

BillLumbergh

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> Oh, thank Christ I've never worked farther south than 2nd/Folsom.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> I'd like to say something snarky, but she actually looks adorkable there.

Jack S

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> Who says "program a website"?

Tell you what I'll do it for free if you just cover up those funbags and stop using them to tease men who have no idea how to please you.

seanpercival

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> For the record, I only used photoshop in that picture to correct Barney Pell's demonic redeye. The waist is real and enviable.

Megan McCarthy

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> Well, Megan, haven't I been saying most of this stuff to you prior? I can name other names who are no better than Julia, just not known in the East Coast.

And, well, probably just as useless.

Jeremy

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> @Bunsy: Ugh. Sadly, you are correct about the legs.

KevinL: Rule of 13 does apply. Although it was not formally a rule per se for us...more of a mental note about groups of women we've met.

rebump

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> @depardoo: And that's what passes for kink in the 94025.

fishneversleep

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> But Kevin's link was GOOD!

Nick Douglas

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> ¯\(º_o)/¯

Amirite?

Tenno

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> Thanks Pope, I feel awful about that. I'm ashamed.

KevinL.

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> Have seen Julia many, many times at parties in NYC -- legs like tree trunks. Seriously, think Hilary Clinton.

Bunsy

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> Oh man. That looks pretty fake in the chestal area. My dreams are smashed.

[www.linkingtomyownbloginmypostissoselfaggran....com]

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> The guys in the background look like this was their first ever encounter with a female.

Nice to see that Arrington was able to get some of them out of their parents basement.

scoobydoo

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> This goes to prove my Rule of 13. It normally applied towards women, but in extreme situations (tech events), it can apply towards women and men.

She's an 8, the rest can almost certainly be divvied up between the remaining guys.

[www.siliconvalleybachelor.com]

KevinL.

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> Hmm maybe now I'll start going to more parties.

jaggedlittlehelper

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> @Gregory_of_Nazianzus: Short and thin and torso twisted...sort of an optical illusion. Not saying she isn't thin - which she is - just that the picture is a bit deceptive.

rebump

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> That name tag is going to hurt when removed.

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> I'm not going to sink low enough to make a "silicone valley" joke, but it looks like that guy grabbing her ass might awkwardly spit one out after a few drinks.

Gregory_of_Nazianzus

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> umm, ditto above about julia's waist. i wasn't aware that that waist/bust ratio was physically possible on anyone other than barbie.

also. if i didn't know better, i'd think julia was sleeping with denton from all the coverage she gets.

genevieveyorke

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> @Phineas Poe: I'm sure there were a few nerds there with man boob "cleavage" of their own.

sample032

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> I'm in lust. One night lust. Lust nonetheless.

r

(that was tame enough, right?)

rebump

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> Umm, did the fine folks at Redbook get their paws on Julia's waist? Yikes!

generalmills

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> We New Yorkers tried to warn the rest of the world but I guess no one listened.

Choire

]]> <![CDATA[Silicon Valley, meet Star editor Julia Allison!]]> "Allison stood out at the schmoozefest for a host of reasons."

That cleavage for starters.

Phineas Poe

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