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BzzyBee snitches on classmates so you don't have to


In school, were you forced to work on group projects — alone — while your classmates lounged around the Nintendo? Too ashamed to rat them out, did you let them take credit for your work? Well, San Jose startup BzzyBee wants to do the tattling for you. It has developed a collaborative Web work environment, a la 37Signal's Basecamp, aimed at educators and students. While it has a few helpful tools, like automatic citation of Web sources, it also is looking to disrupt school's social order. This is, in a word, awful, and must be stopped.

Once students are logged in to BzzyBee, the workspace will screen submissions for inappropriate language, the exchange of emails or phone numbers, and soon, threatening statements. This means there will be no opportunity to score prom dates. And BzzyBee will put a stop to online bullying. The old days of forcing those smarter than you to do your work are over. Next, I'm sure, it will notify my mom when it's time to attack your mom's poor parenting skills. Silicon Valley companies should treat this as a serious threat to future recruitment plans. Without the emotional scars provided by ill treatment at school, how will the next generation of MBAs intimidate the next generation of geeks into obeying their orders?

3:53 PM on Mon Aug 20 2007
By Mary Jane Irwin
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  • Great, now the person who does all the work for the team has to keep changing logins and have pretend conversations with herself. Or worse login through a network of proxies simultaneously to show "collaboration".

  • Like the internet, Silicon Valley journalism is serious business. With hard-hitting social commentary like "Man tattoos Microsoft's Blue Screen of Death on arm", Valleywag sets the bar high.

  • I generally try to keep my liquor in a cabinet. Sure, my liquor cabinet is above the refrigerator, but then everyone who happens by or who might want to record a video interview won't know the true source of my inspiration.

  • Just a reminder to all those just-out-of-college entrepreneurs: when doing a serious video piece on your new product/company, hide the booze!

  • That Podtech player is truly hideous (buffering 0% for near 5 minutes and then suddenly advancing to 'next' with no user interaction), and double for the production skills, and triple for the lame lame content. Won't someone kill Podtech already?

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