• valley foxes

    Hot dude alert: Keith Coleman of Google


    Reader Francis writes: More »

    2:40 PM on Fri Jun 6 2008
    By Owen Thomas
    4,773 views, 15 comments

    Latest by fkedupmonkey: I nominate Larry Page. Sometimes I dye my hair grey just to feel closer to him. more »

  • conferences

    Rumors of booth babes at Ad:tech only slightly exaggerated

    Ad:tech San Francisco is on and I'm disappointed. AdWeek's Brian Morrissey promised me Ad:tech would be full of "random, sketchy lead gen ad networks who hire booth babes." Instead, I'm stuck in a session with panelists explaining how Google could better sell search advertising for offline brand advertising campaigns, which sounds boringly profitable. And I've encountered precious little sleaziness yet. Except for one guy and his two friends from Blow4Free.com. And the 13 others I met, in photographs below. A warning: The last two pics are probably too hot for your office manager to handle. More »

    4:20 PM on Tue Apr 15 2008
    By Nicholas Carlson
    6,833 views, 13 comments

    Latest by Peteski: Wait there are women in SF who don't wear sensible shoes and don't want to kick my ass? more »

  • we read twitter so you don't have to

    "She's got legs, she knows how to use them"

    BusinessWeek columnist Sarah Lacy, in Israel for a conference, is feeling the heat, and this time not from a conference audience. Tipsters, don't fail us now: pics or it didn't happen!

    3:10 PM on Mon Apr 14 2008
    By Jordan Golson
    3,090 views, 5 comments

  • valley foxes

    Chadrick loves Sarah, Amanda, Diana, and Sarah -- and thinks you will, too

    If only you people would stop clicking on posts about Julia Allison and Meghan Asha, you would make Metaversatility biz-dev guy Chadrick Baker very happy. "Please, please for all that is good and is right in the world," Baker beseeches us in an email, "please stop reporting on nitwits." Below, the "smart, attractive geeky entrepreneurial type girls" Chadrick thinks we should be writing about instead. Who's your favorite? Vote for her in our poll. More »

    5:00 PM on Tue Mar 4 2008
    By Nicholas Carlson
    6,522 views, 21 comments

    Latest by jim_rock: I love them all more »

  • superficial

    Miss Michigan's Googler mugshot

    Here's Gina Valo, Miss Michigan and Google employee. You'll notice she's dropped the bright red lipstick and caked-on foundation she wore in the beauty pageant picture we posted before. And that it's a huge improvement. "Clearly," the tipster who forwarded us this photo tells us, "the most important tip you'll receive today: Gina Valo is hot." Take solace, Valley geeks. Even if you worked at the Googleplex, this is as close as you'd get to Miss Michigan.

    11:40 AM on Tue Feb 5 2008
    By Nicholas Carlson
    8,409 views, 11 comments

    Latest by chris311: HOMETOWN: Ann Arbor AGE: 24 PLATFORM: Community Revitalization: Building A Sustainable Future TALENT: Fiddle, "Bomshel Stomp (Old Joe Clark)" EDUCATION: Bachelor of Arts with High Distinction in Organizational Studies from the more »

  • valley foxes

    Meet Google's Miss Michigan, Gina Valo

    No, Googlers aren't talking about Microsoft's Sunnyvale raid. But they're totally thrilled to discuss the new Miss Michigan, Googler Gina Valo, 24. The former state champ, Kirsten Haglund, just won the Miss America contest, elevating one-time runner-up Valo to the top spot locally. We weren't able to Google much on Valo, but the Pageant News Bureau reports that all of this year's Miss Michigan contestants were "sweet, downright yummy." Sounds like a good bunch of U.S. Americans to me.

    2:30 PM on Fri Feb 1 2008
    By Nicholas Carlson
    6,880 views, 7 comments

    Latest by David Quiec: Hmmm...is she blonde or brunette? more »

  • superficial

    Ohmigod, shoes -- attached to women, even

    How laden with pulchritude was the floor of Moose's last Friday, when we sent off Natali Del Conte? Check the shoes. What's even sexier? The stock options attached to some of this mod-shod squad. For you shoe fetishists out there, who wore what: More »

    2:09 PM on Mon Jan 21 2008
    By Owen Thomas
    2,210 views, 8 comments

    Latest by Rick: Nothing hotter than a stylish broad more »

  • geeks gone wild

    Facebook's Ben Ling shakes highly portable thing



    By day, Ben Ling is a red-hot property in Silicon Valley for his brains. But in San Francisco's nightclubs, he's a red-hot property for his killer bod. Check out the engineer as he dances at Club Asia in this June 2006 video. His fans are shoving dollars down his briefs, almost as eagerly as Larry Page, Sergey Brin, and Mark Zuckerberg. More »

    11:20 AM on Fri Jan 11 2008
    By Owen Thomas
    8,837 views, 15 comments

    Latest by NobuNemoir: Irregardless of how this reflects on Bling (a truly creative nickname I must say, props to the originator of that more »

  • snacky or flacky

    Not quite refusing to pander with pictures of Yahoo hottie

    We're getting requests for another Snacky or Flacky contest. You know, the one where we objectified some of Silicon Valley's brightest public relations stars. You people are sick. Can't you tell that we at Valleywag have moved beyond such exploitation? This space is for honoring the hard work of PR professionals, like Heather Meeker of Yahoo, pictured here not wearing a shirt. More »

    12:20 PM on Thu Nov 15 2007
    By Nicholas Carlson
    7,361 views, 8 comments

    Latest by boomer_: @google this: charities have better taste than this. my aspca calendar just arrived and i can assure you that every more »