The Bay Guardian, San Francisco's fun crazy newspaper for broke ultraliberals, demands that Google pay $5,000 per employee to subsidize the rent of the Googlers' increasingly resentful, less fortunate neighbors. Yet the Guardian lobbies against Google's offer to provide free Wi-Fi for the city, on the blinkered ideological grounds that it should be a municipal utility. Imagine it: Our inbred city government that can't fill a pothole on Mission Street, trying to set up the world's largest outdoor 802.11b/g network. Priceless.