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Back by popular demand, we bring you part four of our three-part Valleywag quiz, "Googler or Muppet?" For our encore, we're going straight to the top. Guitar-wielding Janice may be the the driving talent behind the Electric Mayhem, but the rockers would never have gotten anywhere without band manager Scooter. Likewise, Google CEO Eric Schmidt brings order to Google's chaotic creativity, when he's not flying to see his girlfriend on his party plane. Can you tell the two apart?
- Valleywag Quiz: Googler or Muppet? Part one.
- Valleywag Quiz: Googler or Muppet? Part two.
- Valleywag Quiz: Googler or Muppet? Part three.
Missed the first three parts?
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Bring back Beaker. Beaker should be an option in all polls on Valleywag from this day forth.
Somewhere, deep under the Googleplex.
Elliot Schrage: Sir.
Eric Schmidt: What now, worm.
Schrage: It's Valleywag, again...
Schmidt: ...girlfriend rumor?
Schrage: Yes, of course, but...
Schmidt: but?
Schrage: ...there's more....
Schmidt: yeah, what does that bitch got?
Schrage: It's bad, sir, real bad.
Schmidt: What, what do they know? About me and the Olson twins?
Schrage: No sir....
Schmidt: That thing with the ferris wheel? My collection of giant, inflatable...
Schrage: No sir
Schmidt: Squirrels again?
Schrage: No, worse.
Schmidt: Worse?
Shrage: Sir, yes sir, they've compared you to a puppet, a, er, muppet actually. Scooter sir.
Schmidt: Buries head in his hands
Schmidt: Who the fuck are these people!?
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