John Battelle is already mad, so might as well post this. Actually, the FM Publishing boss is far too classy, and experienced, to be mad. The most he ever shows is disappointment. Anyway, since Battelle is so
disappointed, after
Valleywag reported on the defections from his ad network, here's something trivial to disappoint him.

Battelle, who has good stage presence at events he organizes such as the Web 2.0 conference, is often compared to a TV host. Handsome, unruffled, glowing from the Napa sun. But, lately, his permatan has taken the cast of a man who is as much an institution in Hollywood as Battelle is an institution in the Bay Area: George Hamilton.
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You're meant to caption the picture with the names underneath,
"Battelle .... Hamilton"
See, the names are the wrong way around. It's comedy.
Perhaps you should hire the guy from Battelle Watch if he is to be the replacement for Arrington as bitching target
If your intention was to make a subtle peace offering to Battelle by making yourself look pitiful with the dumbest post in the history of professional blogging, then you've succeeded.
What's next? Yo momma jokes?
(Mr. Battelle, if you're reading this, you don't know me but we should talk. You scratch my back, I'll rub yours with sunscreen...)
Whatever you're paying yourself to write these posts, it's too much.
Does anyone else think he looks a lot more like Roy Scheider? (Jaws)
http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes33/2010_165.jpg
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