Proving you people are as sick as we thought, there's news that scammers are already exploiting southern California's wildfires for profit. Security firm Websense spotted an eBay auction titled "Children Lost." Fortunately, the intricacies of English grammar once again foiled the scam artists' attempt at ill-gotten gains. The fake eBay auction asked shoppers to "put the item you want to buy aside and take in consideration of helping."