Sand Hill Slave deserves a better job. The anonymous VC assistant is taking inquiries for employment, she says on her blog. And no, this isn't a chance to uncover her secret identity — interviews are by IM, and any contract must include a no-outing-the-blogger clause. In return, the Slave's employer won't end up on the blog.

There are three ways this could go:

• Someone very stupid hires and outs the Slave. Slave sues. Slave wins a million dollars, passes Go.
• Yahoo hires slave as an official blogger of some sort. No one notices because no one reads official bloggers, and Slave happily fades into obscurity.
• Slave gets a job — but, by definition, we'll never know, will we.

Sand Hill Slave Labor [Sand Hill Slave]