There's possibly something about Elian Gonzalez in the "RAPE BIT & KILL AS THE MIAMI TEEN" painted on her roof, but free speech protections shan't apply to San Mateo's Estrella Benavides. She got all Howard Finster on her duplex, covering it in rambling conspiracy-theory graffiti and creeping out the neighbors. A screed on her garage door ends with "I discovered worse crime perpetrated after Hitler / Mind & body work with codes. Frequencies. TV, cell, internet alter it. Watch out!" Too late!

[Photo: the other Martin Taylor]