Hewlett-Packard, the computer maker around which Silicon Valley formed, was once known for its sainted founders and paternalist care of employees. How HP has changed. "As HP increases its focus on achieving a simpler operating model and a more competitive cost structure, we must dedicate resources to activities and programs that drive the greatest value for HP and our employees." Here's that horrendous corporate jargon, translated into English: "No more softball league." [HP via Owen Thomas]