John Paczkowski, a writer on All Things Digital and our latest suspect in the hunt for Fake Steve Jobs, has denied authorship of the spoof diary of Apple's narcissistic founder. Strike two. (Our earlier guess was Leander Kahney of Wired.com, who also disclaimed responsibility. Drat.) Our humiliation is too much for the Jobs impersonator, still at large, to resist. Demonstrating his command of tabloidese, the writer mocks Valleywag's slapdash reporting style. Taking a break from channeling Jobs, the merciless author plays Valleywag for a moment, here with a report on a sighting of Princess Diana. This has to be someone we know.