<![CDATA[Valleywag: Myspace]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/valleywag.com.png <![CDATA[Valleywag: Myspace]]> http://valleywag.com/tag/myspace http://valleywag.com/tag/myspace <![CDATA[ MySpace inflates its music numbers ]]> Remind us: Were we supposed to be impressed that MySpace's minor update to its music feature, dressed up as a joint venture with the record labels, has streamed 1 billion tunes in "a few days"? Before the launch of MySpace Music, MySpace was already streaming 5 billion songs a month, largely thanks to the blaring, automatically played music on most of its users' profiles. How many days are "a few"? In the ordinary course of business, MySpace would play 1 billion songs anyway — whether anyone liked it or not. You'd have to be sleeping with a MySpace flack to think this was a big story.

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Tue, 07 Oct 2008 10:00:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5060102&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ MySpace inches toward Madison Avenue credibility ]]> News Corp.'s hire of a Yahoo veteran, Valeh Vakili, reported yesterday, as MySpace's senior vice president of sales strategy and operations could prove to be a coup. Madison Avenue only buys ads on News Corp's social network MySpace inventory for their clients "if they have to," one agency exec told me in August. MySpace ads are seen as spammy and unattractive, and agencies don't want to damage their clients' brands by association.

But another problem for MySpace has been its ad sales team, which a different agency exec complained to me last month is still full of pre-News Corp. amateurs. MySpace ad sales team in New York needs "a connected, pro leader" whom the agencies know and trust, this source said. "There is nothing so valuable as a professional sales force" — one like Yahoo's. Vakili is the third Yahoo exec to join MySpace in recent weeks.

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Tue, 07 Oct 2008 08:00:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5059989&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ MySpace brings in Yahoo veteran ]]> As Yahoo tries to catch up to Google in automated advertising, it continues to lose the human capital now-departed managers like Wenda Harris Millard so carefully built. The latest defection: Valeh Vakili, an eight-year veteran of the portal's salesforce, who has joined MySpace as a senior vice president in charge of sales strategy, based in New York, the heart of the ad business. The Valley's algorithmists scoff at MySpace's naive "hypertargeting" ad strategy, which lumps users into broad groups (sports fans, for example). And yet those very simple labels are very easy to explain to the very simple people who buy large amounts of advertising. True, MySpace has struggled to meet its revenue targets. But for anyone who believes that people still have a role in the buying and selling of ads, it's a better place to be than Yahoo.

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Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:00:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5059650&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Michael Arrington wants you to read about MySpace Music, not his love life ]]> If you didn't believe our report that TechCrunch editor Michael Arrington is in bed with MySpace's top flack, Dani Dudeck, read the obsessive startup blogger's latest story on MySpace Music, which claims that MySpace has "streamed" 1 billion songs. Considering that most MySpace profiles are set to start playing a song, whether you like it or not, as soon as you visit them, that's not that impressive. Arrington leads his story by comparing MySpace streams to iTunes sales, and then acknowledges it's not a "fair comparison." His readers, in the comments, went much further, citing our report and questioning whether the affair with Dudeck clouded Arrington's judgment. Those comments have been — what's the word? — unpublished.

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Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:18:59 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5059454&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ LiveUniverse struggling to pay employees, clients ]]> It's only a matter of a few hundred dollars, but after high acquisitive LiveUniverse acquired affiliate movie marketer Peerflix, blogger Eric D. Snider stopped receiving the until-then-regular checks. Which happened around the exact same time that we got a tip — in late August — that LiveUniverse didn't have enough cash to pay employees on payday. And it's just the latest in a string of bad signs.

Besides Peerflix, the company started by jilted MySpacer Brad Greenspan has also purchased struggling companies PageFlakes and Revver in the last year, and Greenspan made a personal investment in Flurl, but was turned away by JumpTV.

All that wheeling and dealing while not paying attention to basic operations like payroll? Flashy products and technology that may or may not actually exist? "Out of touch" sounds about right.

Greenspan and friends will probably just blame the market as management shorts employees, since that's all the rage these days. But this looks a lot like a textbook case of "excess and lack of self-discipline" to me. Who may end up the winner in all this? The Hollywood Hills Cat Burglar, who seems to have gotten away from Greenspan's mess just in time. (Photo by Getty/Alberto E. Rodriguez)

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Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:40:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5057940&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ John McCain, defender of Internet children everywhere ]]> Congress has passed a bill compelling registered sex offenders to submit "email addresses, instant message addresses and other identifying Internet information" to law enforcement. The legislation is sponsored by John McCain, who is not uncoincidentally running for president. The bill, which has passed both houses of Congress and is expected to be signed into law by Bush, aims to protect children from sexual advances on social network sites. Facebook, MySpace, and others are meant to cross-check their user databases with the federal list, and, in the parlance of these types of laws, "delete online predators." But these bills are so broken from the start: what's to keep a past sex offender from just using multiple online identities? Oh, and then there's that whole sticky issue of protecting freedom of speech for those who've served their criminal sentences. Courts in Utah — yes, that Utah — have just ruled on that, providing bad news for those who supported the McCain bill.

After a challenge to a similar state law in Utah last week, a federal judge restored a sex offender's right to anonymous speech online. Though the judge stated that this decision should not apply unilaterally to all registered sex offenders, her ruling is the first to question the conventional wisdom: that curbing online speech can curb sex crimes.

Free speech advocates and social network analysts have long been claiming that this approach won't work. First, there's the problem of the expansive definition of "sex crime" — from violent assault to public nudity. On that basis, Flickr has at least one employee who, after bending over bare-assed for his colleagues, could be banned from the Internet. Add to that that state and Federal lawmakers still can't seem to grasp the qualitative difference between a sixteen year old flashing her boycrush and a fifty year old posing as the same sixteen year old. Toss with a little bit of election-year mania about being tough on crime, and you get a botched bill that may only drive sex offenders further from the public eye — the opposite of the safer, happier Internet McCain hoped to create.

(Photo by soggydan)

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Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:40:00 PDT Melissa Gira Grant http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5057623&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Michael Arrington's MySpace Music review, the 100-word version ]]> We know what TechCrunch's Michael Arrington got out of sleeping with MySpace PR executive Dani Dudeck: Screenshots of MySpace Music before the service launched. But what was Dudeck's quid to Arrington's quo? To find that, it's worth examining all the nice things Arrington has posted about her employer over the past couple of months.

On MySpace's Data Availability, a feature which lets MySpace users link their profiles to other services like Twitter, versus Google's similar Friend Connect, he wrote:

MySpace is taking a much more interesting approach than Google.

In an early post about MySpace Music, Arrington gushed:

Music almost certainly plays a part of MySpace’s continued dominance of Facebook.

About MySpace friend-in-chief Tom Anderson's hacking back in the 1980s, Arrington dutifully wrote:

Frankly, my opinion of Tom Anderson just rose significantly.

A week before MySpace Music launched, Arrington quit playing games and just posted free ads for the service. None of that approached the review Arrington gave MySpace Music the morning it launched.

MySpace has done something incredible at a big picture level: they’ve created both a compelling music experience for users as well as a realistic, long term business model for labels and artists in a world where recorded music moves towards free. Depth of catalog and usability is far beyond what other free streaming services like Last.fm and iMeem currently offer. And when it comes to listening to music, the pop out player, pictured above, is excellent. It’s a great resource for users, and it’s likely to become the center of the revenue ecosystem for artists, particularly unsigned artists starting to make a name for themselves. Indie labels are in a great position, too. A lot of positive press is rolling in around this launch, and it’s much deserved.
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Tue, 30 Sep 2008 07:00:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5056530&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ MySpace launches music site, biz prays it's the next MTV ]]> MySpace CEO Chris DeWolfe wanted a one-stop music shop that would have included event ticket and merchandise purchases along with streaming audio and paid downloads. What he got were agreements from the four major labels for the streaming audio and a deal with Amazon to sell digital downloads. Which is something. Also, there's handful of big-name sponsors like McDonald's and Toyota, and MySpace certainly still has a huge user base of music lovers. Whether or not this is "the one" for the record industry remains to be seen. How's the service?

Of course, it's highly-compressed digital audio, and therefore pretty crappy. But I have to admit, the offerings go well beyond the pop selected for the Jonas Brothers' playlist — while I'm sure the cashiers at Amoeba Records might still sneer at the selection's depth, my searches for everything from Os Mutantes to Gas Huffer, Blind Willie McTell to Mongo Santamaria came up with multiple tracks to choose from. Eventually. The site is currently running incredibly slow, which may be a good sign of interest or a critical fumble of the launch. Users frustrated in the process of creating playlists might just go back to Last.fm, Imeem, iTunes or any of a number of other places to preview and purchase tracks.

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Thu, 25 Sep 2008 07:20:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5054607&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ MySpace launches a self-serve ad network, hopes you like banners ]]> Two weeks after News Corp COO Peter Chernin told an audience in New York that MySpace ads are ahead of target, the site launched a self-serve ad system at advertising.myspace.com. Aimed primarily at musicians and small businesses, the ads start at a $25 minimum for a campaign. The big difference from Google's AdWords: MySpace ads only link to other MySpace pages. Here's a summary of Mashable's writeup on the system:

  • Ads are banners, not text — either 728×90 or 300×250.
  • The ads must link to another MySpace page, rather than offsite.
  • Minimum campaign buy: $25
  • The ad system seems tied to the pending launch of MySpace Music, a venture with the Big Four record labels.

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Tue, 23 Sep 2008 21:00:00 PDT Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5053977&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Ex-Facebook COO Owen Van Natta to run MySpace Music? ]]> Embarrassingly, MySpace unveiled its plans for MySpace Music without a CEO in place. The store's set to open later this month, but who will mind it? The Los Angeles Times suggests the shortlist is down to two names: Owen Van Natta, Facebook's former COO (left), and Andy Schuon, a longtime Universal Music executive (right). TechCrunch says Van Natta is a "top contender." Insiders say MySpace CEO Chris DeWolfe is wooing him even more aggressively than Paris Hilton.

Van Natta is well qualified, and the job involves partnerships and business development, two areas where he's especially skilled. And he's long said he wants a CEO job at a consumer Internet company, but I'm skeptical he'll take the gig. He strikes me as too independent to answer to meddling MySpacers and hidebound music-industry executives. He also likes to be involved in the product, and it sounds like MySpace Music is mostly developed already. Schuon seems a more likely candidate. His main qualification: He previously ran Pressplay, an online music-industry joint venture. That's also the main strike against him, since Pressplay was a huge flop.

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Fri, 12 Sep 2008 16:20:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5049318&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ MySpace Music -- like Muxtape, except people who wear deodorant will use it ]]> MySpace Music, a joint venture between the News Corp. social network and music labels Universal, Sony and Warner,finally launches next week, says Fortune, though it still won't have a CEO. MySpace users will be able to listen to and organize playlists full of songs from all three music labels for free. (EMI is the lone holdout, which means no coldplay.) Playlists will include affiliate links to Amazon.com's MP3 store. MySpace CEO Chris DeWolfe says ad revenues and song kickbacks are going to save the music industry, replacing lost CD sales.

Imeem CEO Dalton Caldwell, whose company already offers a similar product,

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Fri, 12 Sep 2008 14:00:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5049230&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ BlackBerry adds a MySpace app ]]> You'll be able to hit Tila Tequila from your Bold starting next month, says BlackBerry maker Research in Motion. I found this one-paragraph writeup hiding in a long News.com post on today's doings at CTIA in San Francisco:

RIM will now offer customized access to the popular social-networking site, including instant, push-based messaging to BlackBerry and MySpace users, real-time status and mood updates, camera integration, and optimized photo management. Also as part of this collaboration between the two companies, RIM has created a BlackBerry community page on MySpace for users to access BlackBerry smartphone, content, videos, games, ringtones, skins and other features.

MySpace for BlackBerry is expected to be available globally in October.

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Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:20:00 PDT Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5048713&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 3 reasons nobody buys ads on MySpace unless they have to ]]> News Corp. COO Peter Chernin told Wall Street investors yesterday that social network MySpace is selling ads "above where we expected" and better than the rest of the marketplace. Which is funny, because a Madison Avenue's interactive ad agency exec was just telling me the other day that "you buy MySpace only if you have to. If there's an alternative, go for it." There are three reasons why.

  • Though MySpace has worked hard to improve its overall site design, its been plagued by spam-happy advertisers and banner-ad schemesters from its very beginning. Because of that and the site's junky-looking past (and we think present), MySpace remains a "tarnished" brand. Brand managers don't want to soil their own through association.
  • Ad buyers tend to buy ads from people they know. MySpace's ad sales force has had a lot of turnover and its been hard to form relationships with them, says our guy.
  • Though our guy doesn't use it, the people in his agency who do tell him MySpace's vaunted ad-targeting technology called "Hypertargeting" doesn't work. Sure, its good enough at telling an ad buyer who are the users who would visit the page on which the ad would appear, but it doesn't help to make sure the ad fits within the page's context. "Are [users] seeing the ad? Or are they trained to ignore it?" Also, our guy has some branding advice for MySpace. Get rid of the "hyper" in "hypertargeting." Like as if it were called Xtreme Targeting, the "hyper" makes it sound like News Corp is trying to dress up the technology as more than it is. Which, of course, it probably is.
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Wed, 10 Sep 2008 09:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5047942&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ MySpace China CEO quits, with Rupert Murdoch's wife in the wings ]]> Why doesn't News Corp. CEO Rupert Murdoch just make it official? His wife, Wendi Deng, serves as "chief strategist" for MySpace China, the media conglomerate's Internet outpost in her homeland. MySpace China CEO Luo Chan has just quit. Just promote her already, Rupert! You're not going to have any luck recruiting an outsider to fill the spot, when it's obvious Deng runs the show. And you'll never hear the end of it from her until you do. (If you're not familiar with Deng's colorful history before she married Murdoch, you should read up on it, courtesy of a pre-Murdoch Wall Street Journal article.)

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Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:40:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5046999&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Facebook's search engine second fastest-growing on the Web ]]> What did Microsoft get when it signed a deal in August to serve ads against search results on Facebook? The right to make money off the second-fastest growing search engine on the Internet, according to a ComScore study. Facebook served 173 million search queries in July 2008, up 10 percent from 157 million in July 2007. Facebook doesn't allow its users to search the rest of Web from its site. Even then, its search engine reached a sixth the size of Microsoft's own.

A dandy of a deal for Microsoft? Perhaps not. Look closer at ComScore's chart and you'll see that the fastest-growing search engine is MySpace, which gets all of its search ads from Google. Google doesn't make much money from them, though, CEO Eric Schmidt admitted earlier this summer. Probably because no one searches MySpace for something to buy. Will Facebook prove any different?

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Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:20:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5046097&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Rupert Murdoch damns MySpace with faint praise ]]> Employees of Fox Entertainment Group, the News Corp. entity which includes most of the media conglomerates U.S. arms, recently got a peppy letter from septuagenarian CEO Rupert Murdoch and COO Peter Chernin. After lavishing Fox's movie and television units with praise — "record market share," "double digit profit growth," "critically acclaimed releases," Murdoch finishes the letter with this tepid phrase:

... finally our digital efforts at Fox Interactive media are paying off with continued success of MySpace and the other FIM portfolio businesses.

If MySpace were actually successful in Murdoch's eyes, don't you think he'd have found some suitable piece of hyperbole? Inspect the letter for yourself:

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Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:00:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5045452&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Once again, Vanity Fair leaves geeks at the kids' power table ]]> Preeminent among the magazine world's kingmaking power lists is Vanity Fair's New Establishment, which appears in the October issue — on newsstands in L.A. and New York today, but not in the Bay Area for another six days. Silicon Valley gets similar short shrift: The names who make it there are predictable bigs like Steve Jobs and Larry Ellison, or Hollywood-crossover types like Jeff Skoll, eBay's first employee turned movie producer. Walt Mossberg, now employed by New Establishment perennial Rupert Murdoch, also squeaked in. The consolation prize Vanity Fair offers: Its "Next Establishment" list, reserved for the likes of Twitter's Ev Williams. It's a marvelous piece of New York media trickery — flatter the geeks by making them feel included, but corral them into a side room so the real power brokers aren't offended by comparison. True, the "Next Establishment" suggests that these are people who might matter in the future. But in saying that, Vanity Fair's editors are also sending the message that right here, right now, its "Next" nominees are nobodies. On this year's list:

  • Wendi Deng Murdoch, MySpace China
  • Chris DeWolfe and Tom Anderson, MySpace
  • Max Levchin, Slide
  • Robin Li, Baidu
  • Markos Moulitsas, DailyKos
  • Elon Musk, SpaceX
  • Ali and Hadi Partovi, iLike
  • Mika Salmi, MTV
  • Dmitry Shapiro, Veoh
  • Quincy Smith, CBS
  • Andrew Ross Sorkin, New York Times
  • Peter Thiel, Clarium Capital
  • Evan Williams, Twitter
  • Andrew Zolli, PopTech
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Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:00:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5044995&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ MySpace deletes burn victim's photos ]]> "BJ McCombs was severely burned in a fire at the age of 18 months," explains the support group set up on MySpace after the site removed photos McCombs's parents had posted of their late son. BJ's photos had been deleted by MySpace staff after another user reported them as offensive. "You may feel singled out," reads a message from a MySpace representative to McCombs's mother in Sullivan, Indiana. "But be assured we delete each and every one of these images as we locate them." Mrs. McCombs says MySpace threatened to delete her profile if she reposted the pics. Coverage from local media in the Terre Haute area seems to have stayed MySpace from re-removing the photos, now uploaded to the group's pages.

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Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:40:00 PDT Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5043555&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Revamped McCainSpace is hours of fun -- for Obama fans ]]> Ow, stop! The candidate's awkward, reading-my-lines intro clip. The front and center posts by a guy whose icon reads "STR8T." His angry typo, "Will Obama ascend from the heavens and bless us all?" Just when we'd forgotten about McCainSpace, they went and revamped it. The effort would've been better spent on more YouTube clips, the one place on the Internet where the White Tornado is beating Barack. Here's McCain's awkward video hello, and a sampler of the senator's supporter-generated videos:


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Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:00:00 PDT Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5043247&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 4chan hacker holds rapper Soulja Boy's MySpace account ransom ]]> A miscreant from the sordid 4chan message-board community sent rapper and social media whiz-kid Soulja Boy a text message the other day, telling him to fork over $2,500 if he wanted control over his MySpace account back. "I sent him a text message back," says Soulja Boy in a clip below, " I said fuck you, bitch. Do what you do. This motherfucker got to be fucked up." Then Soulja Boy contacted MySpace and got his account back. Now he's offering fans $10,000 for the name of the hacker. Valleywag commenter Rex Sorgatz suggests a security tip for the young man: "Perhaps his password shouldn't have been SupermanDatHo."

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Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5043013&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ What MySpace gets about advertising that Facebook doesn't ]]> Both top social networks Facebook and MySpace redesigned their sites this summer, but while we prefer the look and feel of Facebook — isn't that nice? — so far only MySpace's redesign has actually earned its company more cash. ComScore reports MySpace served the most ad views on the Web last month. Analyst Rich Greenfield of Pali Research says MySpace was able to charge major brands like Sprint, Verizon and Wendy's more than it used to for many of them.

Why? Greenfield says the site's redesign, which put a huge ad space at the top of the site's home page, allows MySpace to "reach far beyond the 'social media' advertising category and to target far larger portal advertising budgets." Wired reports that MySpace also now charges advertisers extra for Friday ads on the homepage, because that's when film companies want to push new movies.

Facebook, which has a much cleaner, more user-friendly interface, doesn't allow similar site takeovers and in fact removed homepage banners as part of its redesign. The difference between the sites is simple: MySpace is trying to make a buck, right here, right now — and Facebook wants to find an innovative new advertising product so it can be bigger than Google.

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Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5042944&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Science says poking won't make you more slutty ]]> Poke poke pokeUsing social networks to find sex only make kids these days look sluttier. The reality? A new study of 2,000 MySpace, Facebook, and Bebo users aged 16 to 24 finds they're not happy about the reputation. A full 69 percent believe the media portray them unfairly as "sex maniacs." Those surveyed will be happy with the study's results:

It shows that, yes, kids today are using posts and pokes to flirt, but they're also using social networking sites to share sex ed with each other. What's not to like about a new generation of honest, well-informed sluts? And with 93 percent using social-network communities regularly, at least they're faithful to the sites that bring them together.

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Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:20:00 PDT Melissa Gira Grant http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5042623&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ "Vesting in peace" ]]> Connected Ventures cofounder Zach Klein — the guy who spread a rumor that the Mormons were trying to buy Facebook — continues his stay in San Francisco. The latest phrase he's learned from the natives: "vesting in peace."

The phrase Vesting in Peace, which means you work for stable company increasing in value, and you’re doing as little as possible until your stock options are worth something — just enough to be perceived as functional, but never to the point of exertion.

Klein gets this mostly right, though he fails to note where it most frequently happens: At startups after they're acquired. Most of the original YouTubers, for example, are only at Google because they're still vesting in peace.

(Photo by sfllaw)

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Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5040567&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ random_play ]]> A Fox News exec let it slip that Facebook users are "more sophisticated" than Myspace users. But, honestly, what does that even mean? Today's featured commenter, random_play, explains with SAT-style analogies:

In related news:

Meghan Asha is more sophisticated than Mary Rambin.

Gossip Girl is more sophisticated than The Hills.

Night Train is more sophisticated than Thunderbird.

Peanut butter is more sophisticated than jelly time.

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Mon, 18 Aug 2008 16:40:00 PDT Alaska Miller http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5038577&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Fox News VP calls Facebook users "more sophisticated" than MySpace users ]]> Joel CheatwoodIn the tangled web woven by media conglomerates and Web companies, MySpace which is owned by News Corp. under Fox Interactive Media has a partnership with news broadcaster MSNBC — the cable partnership between Microsoft and NBC. Fox News, another News Corp. property and direct MSNBC competitor, has now signed a deal with Facebook, which counts Microsoft as the lead investor. Admitting that Facebook is now leading MySpace in the social networking space, Fox News VP of development Joel Cheatwood told reporter Brian Stelter, "They also have a user that’s a little older and a little more sophisticated." Enough with the diplomatic double-speak, Cheatwood — tell us what you really think.

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Mon, 18 Aug 2008 08:40:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5038207&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Chris De Wolfe's gain is Fox execs' loss ]]> News Corp.'s online arm, Fox Interactive Media, has struggled to attract online talent while paying them like a startup would. (News Corp. shares just don't cut it.) The solution for the unit, which includes MySpace and a passel of lesser-known websites: a long-term incentive plan, or LTIP, which offers a sort of phantom equity to executives in the division. In the last few weeks, the numbers for the most recent fiscal year which ended June 30 were distributed, and they were "disastrously low," says a tipster. "Most executives were already looking to leave," he says. "They hated FIM and the only reason they were staying was because of promises made about the LTIP." True, FIM hasn't quite made its aggressively optimistic numbers. But executives believe the real reason their bonuses are so low is MySpace CEO Chris DeWolfe's fat contract.

DeWolfe and his MySpace cohort, Tom Anderson, renewed their contracts last fall with News Corp. last year for $15 million apiece, spread over two years. Paying that amount has, FIM executives believe, left nothing for them. "They're pissed," says our tipster.

Then again, do these puffed-up Fox executives deserve much more than they're getting? Pop quiz: Name a Fox Interactive property other than MySpace.

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Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:00:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5037156&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Facebook sex cruiser's 450 underage friends could land him in jail ]]> MyYearbook.comMost teenage girls on Facebook and MySpace would ignore messages from a guy calling himself "jadedwasted." That's the nom de Web of Warren Nanney, a guy whom Idaho cops are investigating for allegedly approaching young women for sex on social networks. On Facebook alone, Nanney had "over 500 contacts, 500 people listed as friends and 90 percent of them were under the age of 18," according to local police. Nanney was also allegedly cruising MyYearbook.com, a site the investigators say they'd never heard of before. (It's one of Barry Diller's favorites.)

A+ to Facebook for brand recognition? But it wasn't the profiles or messages that took down Nanney — it was after one 17-year-old woman who did meet with Nanney called the cops, fearing for her safety. As much as law enforcement relies on the open surveillance they can engage in online, it's still the girls themselves who best know when to sic the cops on a creep.

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Wed, 13 Aug 2008 13:40:00 PDT Melissa Gira Grant http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5036632&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ MySpace music venture lonely at the top ]]> MySpace Music, the joint venture between the social network and three big record-label groups, is struggling to find a CEO, according to The Deal. There's a long list of prospects who have turned the News Corp.-owned social network down: Ian Rogers, the former head of Yahoo Music; Jim Bankoff, formerly of AOL; Eric Garland, the highly quotable head of file-sharing research firm BigChampagne; and former Launch CEO Dave Goldberg, who now works at Benchmark Capital as an entrepreneur-in-residence and is married to Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg, which makes the L.A. job geographically undesirable. But what's most amusing about MySpace's failed CEO search is the excuse MySpace is now giving for putting off a hire: The team is so close to delivering a product that hiring a boss now would just screw things up. Makes sense — but it raises the question, why hire a CEO at all?

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Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:20:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5036291&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Terry Semel spawn Courtenay dating MySpace star Tila Tequila ]]> Plasticly popular MySpace personality Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel, the daughter of ex-Yahoo CEO Terry Semel, attended a premiere together last night in Los Angeles. There, the pair confirmed a more successful merger than Semel senior ever managed. “I’d seen the show [A Shot at Love] and just needed to meet her and it just happened,” Semel told People magazine. “It’s true what they say about lesbians," said Tequila. "You meet and then the next day you move in together, because I can’t get rid of her. She pretty much lives at my house.” We think this is the only Yahoo-MySpace deal we'll see happen. (Photo by AP/Steinberg)

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Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:00:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5036184&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Worldwide visitors to Facebook up 153 percent in a year ]]> Metrics firm ComScore reports that 132 million unique visitors logged onto Facebook in June 2008, up from just 52 million in June 2007. 117 million worldwide users visited MySpace during June 2008. Its Facebook's first definitive traffic victory, from a source advertisers actually pay attention to, over MySpace. Way down on the list at No. 6 — past the fast-growing Hi5, past still-kicking Friendster — there's AOL CEO Randy Falco's $850 million social network, Bebo, which saw 24 million visitors in June.

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Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:20:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5036089&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ MySpace CEO Chris DeWolfe out and about with Paris Hilton ]]> That's so not hot: Chris DeWolfe, the CEO of MySpace, is dating Paris Hilton, Michael Arrington reports. Or if not dating, they've at least been seen together a lot, from Hollywood to the Hamptons. We wonder: Is it a coincidence that Hilton has fallen into DeWolfe's circle? Only two months ago, we reported how MySpace's security holes had further exposed the starlet, by making her supposedly private photos on the social network public. DeWolfe is married, but separated; Hilton has another boyfriend. So perhaps this isn't so much dating as tech support.

We kid, of course. What this really confirms is what we knew all along: DeWolfe is a wannabe Hollywood type; rather than a hit movie, he has a hit website. Or had. It's precisely when stars begin fading that they begin prime targets for the paparazzi. MySpace has seen better days. As has DeWolfe. That he's hanging out with the likes of Hilton tells us all we need to know about the future arc of his career. It reminds us, in fact, of the idea of Yahoo merging with MySpace. Yes, that once seemed hot, too.

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Sat, 09 Aug 2008 00:01:31 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5035075&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Fox exec on MySpace: Google's ads aren't working, but ours are ]]> News Corp. reports earnings tomorrow — but no one's worrying about how many copies of The Simpsons Fox sold on Blu-ray. Wall Street's worries are centered on how ads are doing on MySpace. After months of denials, a Fox executive has conceded the obvious to the Wall Street Journal: Google's keyword-pegged ads are bombing on MySpace. Google CEO Eric Schmidt said as much in discussing his company's results, but MySpace founder Chris DeWolfe was quick to deny a problem at the time. With Fox Interactive's parent company, News Corp., reporting quarterly results tomorrow, we suspect the Fox source let the bad news leak early in an effort to mix a hint of optimism in the story. The result:

Instead of a deeper look at why the Google-MySpace partnership is failing, the Journal produced an explainer on MySpace's nearly-year old "hyptertargeting" ad product — the one that, according to the Journal, enables MySpace to double the amount it charges advertisers by categorizing users "into more than 1,000 'buckets,' including rodeo watchers, scrapbook enthusiasts and Dancing With the Stars viewers." Concert organizer Live Nation and shoemaker Adidas bought some inventory and walked away pleased, the story tells us.

One problem: like all behavioral targeting technology, "hypertargeting" faces increased scrutiny from Congressmen on a privacy kick. Another problem: targeted or no, many marketers don't believe MySpace users pay any attention to ads while they're cruising each other's profiles.

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Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:20:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5032945&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ American Apparel buys half a billion online ads a month ]]> Skanky-chic clothing retailer American Apparel reached nearly 48.9 million unique Web surfers with 489 million display ad vews in the month of April according to ComScore, with 24 percent of those impressions being garnered on MySpace, 19 percent on Facebook, and another 12 percent on AOL's banner-laden AIM software client. The ads have stirred controversy for the prurient use of Helvetica. How's it affecting the bottom line?

The company raked in $111 million last quarter, a 50 percent increase year over year — though the company's bookkeeping is notoriously unreliable, the share price is down to an all-time low, and a fifth sexual harassment suit is still pending against visionary pervert Dov Charney, founder and CEO. That explains why American Apparel is so happy to advertise on the social networks that frighten more staid brands: The rates are cheap, and the company doesn't have to worry about tarnishing its reputation.

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Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:00:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5032886&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ MyYearbook scores $13 million to cater to more 13 year olds ]]> MyYearbook, a social network for teens turned off by the old people thronging Facebook and MySpace, has raised an additional $13 million in venture capital. The social-network startup wooed by Barry Diller's IAC last year, but a deal never happened. The site claims to be the third biggest social network in the U.S.

Some prize: Numbers from Hitwise give MyYearbook 1.5 percent of U.S. traffic to social networks. Compared to MySpace's 71.9 percent and Facebook's 16.9 percent, that's a limp into bronze. Norwest Ventures Partners, US Venture Partners, and First Round Capital participated in this second round of funding. MyYearbook says that it will "use the money to create new services and make more money." One likely way it will do the latter: Dropping Glam Media as its online-advertising network so it can keep more of its advertising revenues.

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Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:40:00 PDT Alaska Miller http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5031033&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Half of the 50 hottest girls on Digg are fake -- but the site works anyway ]]> Conventional wisdom has it that males on the Internet gravitate toward pictures of pretty women like hungry honeybees to a sugary tulip, and click, click, click. It's why Tila Tequila has 3,345,634 MySpace friends and Tania Derveaux has 108,907 YouTube subscribers. It's why, on social news site Digg, so many spammers pretend to be attractive women — to attract votes for their stories from Digg users incapable of holding onto their mouse finger when faced with a picture of a pretty woman. But does this method work? We decided to find out.

Hot-girl pics are to Digg users as lists are to editors. Unashamedly, we present the 50 hottest girls on Digg (okay, fine, the first 50 hot girls we found on Digg), and checked their profiles to determine whether they were likely to be real or fake. Then we built a spreadsheet to calculate their "Popular Ratios" — the percentage of their submissions that hit Digg's front page — individually and as a group. The surprising result:

These hot girls only managed to get their submissions to Digg's front page 4.3 percent of the time. What's more, the women we deemed real have an aggregate hit rate of 6 percent, while those with apparently fake profiles only got their stories to Digg's front page 0.15 percent of the time. So much for the conventional wisdom. Maybe the dudes pretending to be girls on Digg aren't trying to get on the homepage — they just like to pretend to be girls. With big boobs. Whatever floats your boat, guys.

The list:

Mariana Peyton: An 18-year-old female from Rio de Janeiro (BR) who joined Digg on June 19, 2008.
Recent digg: WALL-E: A World Without Us
Recent comment: On "Teen pregnancies at 30-year low" — "This is really great for the whole country. Teen pregnancies can ruin lives."
Recent submission: The Global Warming Myth
Presence elsewhere on the Web: An Orkut profile, where she only has male fans.
Real or Fake? Fake! Fewer teen pregnancies are good for Brazil? Caught!

KenSPT: A 25-year-old dude from Stratford, CT (US) who joined Digg on June 27, 2007
Recent digg: McCain and Obama's Plans to Combat Climate Change
Recent comment: On "Well, At Least They Are Being Honest" — "Wow, just wow."
Recent submission: Why White Castle Cheeseburgers Are Full of Awesomeness ...
Presence elsewhere on the Web: A blank profile on GameSpot featuring another woman's face.
Real or Fake? Fake! "A 25-year-old dude." Too easy.

Kelly: A 28-year-old girl from TN (US) who joined Digg on January 21st, 2008
Recent digg: 11 Strange and Wonderful Vending Machines
Recent comment: On "30 Ways to Increase Website Traffic" — "Relly did not understand how it helps my site to drive traffice"
Recent submission: Free online Dating site
Presence elsewhere on the Web: On Digg rival Mixx, where she's submits things like: "Free Software for Removing SPYWARE Virus."
Real or Fake?Fake! Spammer!

Emilia: A 25-year-old female from New York (US) who joined Digg on April 2nd, 2008
Recent digg: "12% of street sex workers raped by cops"
Recent comment: On "The World’s Largest Swimming Pool [PICS]" — awesome pics ;-)
Recent submission: "Why Spain Wins Euro 2008 (NSFW)" — picture of a naked woman with Spain-themed body paint.
Presence elsewhere on the Web: None.
Real or Fake?Fake! Real person, but her latest submission? Boobies.

oyta: A 25-year-old girl from campulung (RO) who joined Digg on April 28, 2008
Recent digg: Summer is the Time to Focus on Building Your Child's Skills
Recent comment: On "BOX / Romania six finalists to tour "Centura gold"" — "Hai Romania,cei mai buni sportivi..."
Recent submission: Cristiano Ronaldo, consolat the beloved (Gallery)
Presence elsewhere on the Web: None to be found.
Real or Fake? Real! Who but a Romanian woman submits scandalous pictures of ripply men with muscles and then comments in Romanian?

Binoy xavier joy (binoyxj) A person from Kochi (IN) who joined Digg on September 9, 2007
Recent digg: Wickedly Evil Social Marketing Tactics
Recent comment: On "7 Quick Tips for Branding Yourself Through Social Networking" — "Good post!!!"
Recent submission: JS-Kit Acquires Commenting Sytem Provider HaloScan
Presence elsewhere on the Web: A profile on Indyarocks, an Indian social network site. There, Binoy xavier joy is a male.
Real or Fake?Fake! The image file name is Shilpa-Shetty, also the name of a famous Indian actress.

espl4:
A 25-year-old female from Paris (FR) who joined Digg on March 27, 2008Recent digg: Not typical underwear for men
Recent comment: On "New Short Spikey Hairstyles for Women Pictures gallery" — "Unfortunally, i love long hair, but this is fun to have short haircut! But short hairstyle is the best condition of the hair in summer time!"
Recent submission: Valentino: legend continues
Presence elsewhere on the Web: A del.icio.us profile chock full of fashion links.
Real or Fake?Real! Her comment claims she has long hair and her picture backs it up. This is a fashion blogger, on Digg to promote herself.

danna 88: A 20-year-old girl from US (US) who joined Digg on June 16, 2008
Recent digg: California to Legalize Weed for Everyone
Recent comment: On "This is how I make my bread" — "i ate a piece after watching this video. I also think i'm pregnant now."
Recent submission: "Thoughts on Sports Sponsorships"
Presence elsewhere on the Web: A MySpace profile.
Real or Fake?Real! A reminder: only women get pregnant. Also, the woman on the MySpace profile looks similar enough.

sonia5880: A 27-year-old grrrl from Deerfield beach, FL (US) who joined Digg on December 11, 2007
Recent digg: Lists Are Taking Over America (Not Just Digg)
Recent comment: On "Better Gas Mileage By Tailgaiting Semi-Trucks" — "Nice, but, We need more ways to save then practically killing yourself!"
Recent submission: 17 Home Remedies to Cure & Prevent Yeast Infections
Presence elsewhere on the Web: A Freelance Webmarket profile, listing her as a SEO Expert.
Real or Fake?: Fake! She's might be a woman, but that's not her picture. She's a clever SEO marketer working for Nativeremedies.com.

Michelle Cehn (Michiko280) A 21-year-old girl from Oakland, CA (US) who joined Digg on May 6, 2008
Recent digg: Cute alert - baby panda story and video
Recent comment: On "The Auschwitz album (+PICS)" — I fear that one day we will look upon our heartless slaughter of animals and treatment of animals in labratories in much the same way. No living sentient being deserves the horrific suffering that comes with factoy syle killing.
Recent submission: Rallies Intensify as 50,000 Koreans Protest US Beef
Presence elsewhere on the Web: A blog called "A Search For Compassion," which includes a post about animal rights activism on Digg and Facebook.
Real or Fake?: Real! Not to overgeneralize, but dudes don't care that much about cute animals or their "rights."

Jennifer Slayton: A 22-year-old girl from New York (US) who joined Digg on September 25, 2007.
Recent digg: Green Hotels in the UK
Recent comment: On "Do police cameras reduce crime?" — "it's obvious!"
Recent submission: 5 Famous Myths About the Birth fo the United States
Presence elsewhere on the Web: Last seen on Propeller back in Dec, 2007.
Real or Fake?: Fake. Rarely comments and has surprisingly very little Googlejuice.

letsgocrzy: A 19-year-old girl from CA (US) who joined Digg on June 19, 2008.
Recent digg: GameStop's Leaked Xbox 360 Price Drop Info
Recent submission: On "Tila Tequila Update: We Made Someone Mad" — "haha, a little angry are we?"
Recent submission: None
Presence elsewhere on the Web: She has her own blog covering games and plays on various Flash game sites.
Real or Fake?: Real. Not really a submitter but an active Digger nonetheless. Her blog backs up her girl-gamer-geek cred.

Michelle Oshen: A girl from New York, NY (US) who joined Digg on October 6, 2007.
Recent digg: The Ultimate Informercial
Recent comment: On "I usualy prefer to stay away from certain topics I feel strongly about" — ":)"
Recent submission: His Name is Loren Feldman
Presence elsewhere on the Web: She has her own website and a Flickr.
Real or Fake?: Real. Loren Feldman's beau. More mature than the average kids on Digg, interested in web and tech, most likely rubbed off from Loren Feldman.

Briona: A 23-year-old girl from Yarhsire (GB) who joined Digg on January 4, 2008.
Recent digg: Thank You Adobe Reader 9
Recent comment: On "12 Simple Steps To Overcoming Shyness for all geeks" — "Thanks! :)"
Recent submission: The Media Makes Us Confused Or Ignorant 2
Presence elsewhere on the Web: No where else
Real or Fake?: Fake. Only submits articles from eioba.com, a pseudo-Digg clone that rewrites wire stories. Also, profile picture is a set of boobs. Girls don't do that.

Jess Lesner: A 22-year-old grrrl from Rochester (US) who joined Digg on October 5, 2007.
Recent digg: HSUS Rescures 700 in Worst Puppy Mill Raid in State History
Recent comment: Never commented
Recent submission: The 9 Most Entertaining Little People
Presence elsewhere on the Web: She left her AIM screen name in her profile but no MySpace or Facebook
Real or Fake?: Real. But she might be Chris Hansen.

Allison: A 21-year-old lady from California (US) who joined Digg on April 11, 2008.
Recent digg: What Twitter Would Look Like During a Zombie outbreak [PIC]
Recent comment: On "Final Disaster Movie Poster" — "Carmen Electra's only source of income."
Recent submission: Columbian Hostage Rescue Movie Already in the works
Presence elsewhere on the Web: No where else
Real or Fake?: Real.

Kristen: A 23-year-old lady from The Cuckoo's Nest who joined Digg on December 16, 2007.
Recent digg: Some Clinton staffers going without pay
Recent comment: On "Femme Fatale 4" — "She can't be any older than 8... Do they seriously recruit children that young...?!?!"
Recent submission: Maze Generator lets you watch the birth of a maze 2
Presence elsewhere on the Web: Her own photography site
Real or Fake?: Real but not really active in Digg or the Internets. Apparently moved to SF recently.

PF: A 29-year-old lady from Kathmandu (NP) who joined Digg on April 5, 2008.
Recent digg: Netherlands Italy 3 0 Video
Recent comment: On "Netherlands Italy 3 0 Video" — "hiii thank u"
Recent submission: Agra Flights Book To From Cheap Fight Tickets Agra
Presence elsewhere on the Web: 'His' dating profile
Real or Fake?: Fake. Stock photos for profile page. Foreigner with simple grasp of English. Submits Indian news stories. Found dating profile of a man with similar user name, age, and location.

Tina Su: A female from Seattle, WA (US) who joined Digg on October 22nd, 2007.
Recent digg: 6 Things You didn't Know About Fried Chicken
Recent comment: On "Life as a Kid in North Korea (PICS)" — "This is really sad. I wonder how these photos were smuggled out of the country?"
Recent submission: Five Things You need to know about effective Habit Change
Presence elsewhere on the Web: Her own blog eaches you how to be more effective. Or check her Twitter account.
Real or Fake?: Real. Seems to be working on her lifehacking blog and submitting articles to Digg. Amazon employee in Seattle.

Jen Farland: A 22-year-old female from San Diego, CA (US) who joined Digg on December 26, 2007.
Recent digg: The Incredible Hulk Preview
Recent comment: On "Parents Over Which Gang Toddle Should Join" — "can we go to vegas and put down $100 on this kid getting a life sentence somewhere down the road?"
Recent submission: Soldier's skeletal remains found on Miss base
Presence elsewhere on the Web: No other presence
Real or Fake?: Fake. Comments like a dude and even submitted an article about Hannah Montana's Age Clock. All signs point to being a dude.

iThenticJoce A 21-year-old lady who joined Digg on January 28, 2008
Recent digg: First Shots of Sienna Miller as The Baroness in GI Joe
Recent comment: On "Mop Bucket (a short comedy)" — "I'm just glad I don't have balls."
Recent submission: "A Hitch in the Plan (a short film with a twist)"
Presence elsewhere on the Web:
Real or Fake?: Real! But she's a definitely a professional Digg-submitter for iThentic.com.

Katie Anderson (d4mnit) A 23-year-old girl from Georgia, GA (US) who joined Digg on January 21st, 2008
Recent digg: 8GB Steel MP4 Player Watch
Recent comment: On "Seven Strange and Wonderful Dishes" — "McDonalds Pizza - so healthful O_o."
Recent submission: Almost IPOD Touch but only for $63
Presence elsewhere on the Web: None. D4mnit is forum slang.
Real or Fake?: Fake! Girls who bite their lips like that don't wear steel mp4 players on their wrists.

papayamaya A female from the United States who joined Digg on June 5, 2007
Recent digg: "David vs. Goliath - WooMe" takes on Internet Giants"
Recent comment: On "David vs. Goliath - WooMe" takes on Internet Giants" — "I met a hot dude on it the other day. w00t!"
Recent submission: "Would YOU eat this candy?!"
Presence elsewhere on the Web: A Twitter account that she rarely updates, but features the same picture.
Real or Fake?: Real! The photo isn't too staged and her comments suggest she's attracted to men. But more telling yet: she doesn't use Digg that much.

Mandy (sparkleprincess) A girl who joined Digg on February 28, 2007
Recent digg: Flying Saucer Power Source Discovered: Ionized Air
Recent comment: On "No Trespassing, My First Short Film" — "Don't be such a tampon head. ;)"
Recent submission: "A Palace of Gold Is Sold Off For Its Melt Value"
Presence elsewhere on the Web: Too many sparkleprincesses out there to spot just one.
Real or Fake?: Real. Her recent comment came in reply to a gross-out male reacting to a story about menstruation.

Natalia Svoboda (NatalySvoboda) A 28-year-old female who joined Digg on February 1st, 2008
Recent digg: "30 Surefire Ways To Trim An Inch"
Recent comment: On "" — "did you have candidate with whom?"
Recent submission: "12 Human Odd Jobs"
Presence elsewhere on the Web: A StumbleUpon profile featuring the same photo, saying she's from the Ukraine.
Real or Fake?: Real! She looks Ukrainian and so does her English.

sara (userxp101) A person from grand rapids, MI who joined Digg on June 9, 2005
Recent digg: "8 reasons you'll rejoice when we hit $8-a-gallon gas"
Recent comment: On "Kevin Rose has a MySpace" — "damn i wanted to submit this story, but you beat me."
Recent submission: "N.Y. & L.A Airports Using New Revealing Body Scanners"
Presence elsewhere on the Web: A Xanga blog".
Real or Fake?: Real! Her blog reveals she's getting married.

poshsuicide A person from California who joined Digg on October 13, 2005
Recent digg: "AT&T Announces iPhone 3G pricing plans"
Recent comment: On "Kevin Rose and Posh...Married?" — You guys are retarded.
Recent submission: "SuicideGirls iPhone PinUp Wallpapers"
Presence elsewhere on the Web: A SuicideGirl profile. (NSFW)
Real or Fake?: Real! The Diggnation t-shirt gives it away.

Amanda (amandaw33) A 28-year-old grrrl from Philadelphia area (US) who joined Digg on October 27, 2005
Recent digg: "Paper Bags or Plastic Bags? Everything You Need to Know"
Recent comment: On "Fast Food: Smart Picks on the Go" — "I'm into nuggets y'all I'm into nuggets y'all"
Recent submission: "Kevin Smith's flickr photos
Presence elsewhere on the Web: A largely blank "Team Xbox" profile.
Real or Fake?: Real! Finding and submitting Kevin Smith's Flickr photos is a pure Digg-power user move.

houstong74 A 27-year-old girl from the United States who joined Digg on September 6, 2007
Recent digg: "The 5 Worst Computer Virus Attacks of All Time"
Recent comment: On "The 10 Worst PR Blunders in the Blogosphere" — "How about getting my name and my blog name wrong? it is not even about doing any homework at this point. Just copy and paste the dame thing correctly!"
Recent submission: "10 Reasons You Should Not Blog Everyday"
Presence elsewhere on the Web: None.
Real or Fake?: Fake! This person is a blogger who knows that a pretty girl's picture will get more Diggs.

Dana (Dana24) A person from Manheim, PA who joined Digg on February 2nd, 2007
Recent digg: "What the Social Web Looked Like in the 1990s"
Recent comment: On "[Pics] The Hot Girls of Digg: Time to show off" — "http://www.myspace.com/gadgetgirl24 (some of us hotties ARE REAL!) "
Recent submission: "ICO reverses its stand on Bluetooth Spamming in UK - now perfectly legal!"
Presence elsewhere on the Web: The previously mentioned MySpace profile for Gadgetgirl24.
Real or Fake?: Real! Didn't you read her comment?


Bridget Phetasy: A 29-year-old lady from LA, CA (US) who joined Digg on June 24, 2008.
Recent digg: Digg Users Hate Everything; Bury Internet
Recent comment: On "Digg Users Hate Everything; Bury Internet" — "brilliant. hilarious. perfect. now bury it."
Recent submission: Tom Brady Ruined My Budding Relationship
Presence elsewhere on the Web: A MySpace page, because she's a model. Or you can read about her philosophy about stuff.
Real or Fake?: Real. But that doesn't make you any closer in getting a date with her.


Stephanie S.: A person who joined Digg on November 30, 2007.
Recent digg: Adam Carolla is The Hammer
Recent comment: On "What Man's Best Friends Really Thinks of Barack Obama" — "This is horrible, dogs just pee wherever they can get their paws on, I'm sure they love obama...I think?"
Recent submission: Social Networks Protect You From Dementia
Presence elsewhere on the Web: A Twitter account lets you keep track of what she's doing.
Real or Fake?: Real. She's actually very insistent on this.

michael s (yeblonski) A 20-year-old guy who joined Digg on February 10, 2008
Recent digg: "10 Free File Shredder Downloads for your PC Security"
Recent comment: On "Amazing Tattoo Breast Implant" — "this is sick!"
Recent submission: "Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2008"
Presence elsewhere on the Web: Someone calls him a cheater in a GameSpot forum.
Real or Fake?: Fake! A cheater in Call of Duty and Digg.

Denise Capps (DCapps) A grrrl from Hollywood, CA (US) who joined Digg on September 19, 2007
Recent digg: 10 Coolest & Bizarre Batman Mods
Recent comment: On "Sexy Boothbabes E3 Electronic EXPO Girls Models Video Games" — "Nice."
Recent submission: Oompa Loompa Lady
Presence elsewhere on the Web: A Flickr profile.
Real or Fake?: Fake. Girls don't think boothbabes are "nice" nor do they pretend to be men on Flickr.

David (bollywoodkibabe) A 24-year-old guy who joined Digg on March 26, 2008
Recent digg: "SEO for Beginners"
Recent comment: On "PR10.in - Check Page Rank,Complete Domain Analysis,Alexa,Bac" — "Great simple resource."
Recent submission: "SEO and Blogging Tips"
Presence elsewhere on the Web: None.
Real or Fake?: Fake! Best way to spam Google with SEO: trade links. Best way to spam Digg: pretend to be a "Bollywood Babe."


Jackie Kira: A 27-year-old female from Japan (JP) who joined Digg on January 18, 2008.
Recent digg: New 'super-paper' is stronger than cast iron
Recent comment: On "3 Social Networking Sites With A Twist" — "Nice page"
Recent submission: Free ad serving system promotion
Presence elsewhere on the Web: No where else.
Real or Fake?: Fake. Too good to be true, but this babe is just interested in using Digg to submit scammy and spammy link exchange websites.


Valli Ram: A 48-year-old lady from Chennai (IN) who joined Digg on March 24, 2008.
Recent digg: Skunk forces family out of house for a year
Recent comment: On "Do You Want The Dreams To Come True?" — "Dreams will come true friend provided if you follow certain methods. Here dreams means visualizing your goals and not night dreams which come while you sleep."
Recent submission: Simplest Method of Meditation for Achieving your Goals
Presence elsewhere on the Web: She has a blog to help you with your relationships.
Real or Fake?: Might be a real person but her profile pic is most likely fake. She's also using Digg to try to market her relationship blog.


Erica Blonde: A 26-year-old female from Ontario, Canada (CA) who joined Digg on May 3rd, 2007.
Recent digg: So You Think You Can Dance: Top 12 Perform
Recent comment: On "Women Playing Second Fiddle to Male Announcers in Radio" — "Do they contribute less but cause they add nothing of value to the conversation, or are they not given the opportunity to contribute in the first place?"
Recent submission: 7 Ways You Can Sell Your Business Vision
Presence elsewhere on the Web: She has her own community blog and she's also apparently an aspiring voice actor.
Real or Fake?: Real.


Natalie Lopez: A 22-year-old grrrl from Vancouver (CA) who joined Digg on March 25, 2008.
Recent digg: The most popular Digg users and domains
Recent comment: On "Medical Marijuana Soon To Be Legal Nationwide" — "Peoples medicine is being taken away from them everyday, and the excuse is.. "its federally ILLEGAL" People in California are getting hassled a lot for this. It will be a big relief..."
Recent submission: Medical Marijuana Soon To Be Legal Nationwide
Presence elsewhere on the Web: No other presence.
Real or Fake?: If you can't tell by the picture, this girl loves pot. Like crave it. On news that the world might criminalize petty drugs laws she proceeded to submit 25 links of this event. If you love it so much, you should marry it.


FlexiChic A 29-year-old female from Florida (US) who joined Digg on December 5, 2007.
Recent digg: Dart in the Head
Recent comment: On "You can't fix stupid...." — "Stupid is as stupid does! Almost hard to believe."
Recent submission: Funny President Facts
Presence elsewhere on the Web: She has a MetaCafe account</> but she uses it to pimp her videos.
Real or Fake?: Might be real but the profile picture is fake. It's the pixels. I can tell.

Greg Roberts (whiteblue1942) A 21-year-old dude from Raleigh, NC (US) who joined Digg on February 27, 2008
Recent digg: "Hottest Female Celebrity? [ PICS ONLY!!! ]"
Recent comment: On "Two Women Found Guilty for Raping a Dude in New York!!!" — "haha i would be in the same exact place the very next night and be like "mom...r u there? im all alone.... hope nobody rapes me..." :)"
Recent submission: "Herpes Forum"
Presence elsewhere on the Web: None.
Real or Fake?: Fake! Greg Roberts: A 21-year-old dude from NC whose image of himself is a woman with huge fake boobs.

Susan matson (rosinka) A 26-year-old girl from NY (US) who joined Digg on March 12, 2008
Recent digg: "A Very interesting place to live, PIC"
Recent comment: Susan matson hasn't posted any comments recently.
Recent submission: " I see myself on pornsite. "
Presence elsewhere on the Web: None.
Real or Fake?: Fake! This is a porn spammer.

Vicki Carr (Vicki86) A 22-year-old girl from Los Angeles, CA (US) who joined Digg on May 16, 2008
Recent digg: "A Look At The Script For Tarantino's Inglorious Bastards"
Recent comment: On "http://www.zlango.com/" — "Every e-mail becomes a visual experience when spiced –up with Zlango icons. Works on Gmail, Yahoo! Mail, AOL mail and Hotmail all support the plug-in."
Recent submission: "Zlango's My Say application just went live on Facebook! "
Presence elsewhere on the Web: A Twitter account, where she's following 888 and only 69 are following her.
Real or Fake?: Fake! Zlango Isn't very savvy at spamming Digg.

Marianna (MariTorchi) A 26-year-old girl from Milano (IT) who joined Digg on November 13, 2007
Recent digg: "Special Valentine's Day Card (you can DIY)"
Recent comment: On "this adult spend to much time alone. Digg says:get out!!!" — "this adult spend to much time alone. Digg says:get out!!!"
Recent submission: "The Hard Disk You'Ve Been Waiting For [PIC]"
Presence elsewhere on the Web: A Metacafe profile with no videos.
Real or Fake?: Fake! The picture keeps changing to different body parts of different women.