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    • America's CTO

      Doerr pushes Bill Joy on Obama

      At yesterday's Web 2.0 Summit, Kleiner Perkins whiz John Doerr — a man so successful he can get away with wearing the same three ties for ten years — told attendees that Barack Obama should skip over Googlers Eric Schmidt and Vint Cerf, and instead hire Kleiner Perkins partner and Sun co-founder Bill Joy as his national chief technology officer. Obama's job description was focused more on counter-terrorism intelligence and IT supremacy. Doerr thinks that's misguided: “The most important thing he's got to do is kick-start a huge amount of research and innovation in energy." Energy tech is Doerr's current focus at Kleiner, of course. But it's unclear to me whether Joy is now a leader or a dilettante on the topic. Doerr also suggested the U.S. "staple a green card to the diploma" to keep foreign-born engineering students from going back home after graduation. Throw in a fixed-rate mortgage for gossip bloggers, and I'll endorse the whole package.

      10:07 AM on Thu Nov 6 2008
      By Paul Boutin
      496 views, 6 comments

      Most discussed Rachel Marsden: Hey you deluded web 2.0/socialmedia assholes, unless you can root out Bin Laden from his cave using IT skillz, you more »

    • bad advice

      John Doerr to startup CEOs: Be more like Scoble

      Kleiner Perkins venture capitalist John Doerr is the guy everyone vaguely remembers as being important a decade ago but can't recall anything he's funded recently besides Friendster. Even so, he's full of advice for entrepreneurs — so full of advice that his 10 tips for startups spilled over to 11. The 11th tip: "Overcommunicate with everyone -– employees, investors, partners and particularly customers. Don’t sugar coat things, communicate your resolve." Where have we heard that before? More »

      12:40 PM on Thu Oct 30 2008
      By Owen Thomas
      805 views, 4 comments

      Most discussed macbeach: Pathetic. Anyone just getting out of school should be THRILLED that the housing bubble has ended. I think the REAL more »

    • 100-word version

      Why Kleiner Perkins thinks green is the new black

      The company that funded Netscape, Google and Genentech is now focusing on electric cars, solar power and biofuels. New York Times contributor Jon Gertner has been meeting with Kleiner partners since last year. His 8,000-word feature in Sunday's paper goes deep on details of a few KPCB investments such as Ausra. But it spends a lot of time framing the story for non-techies outside the Valley. Here's the Sand Hill Road edit: More »

      5:00 PM on Mon Oct 6 2008
      By Paul Boutin
      1,450 views, 8 comments

      Most discussed sample032: Outside of the Bay Area, people don't care how green a product makes them look as much as they care more »

    • valley spawn

      John Doerr's daughter is greener than thou

      Kleiner Perkins partner John Doerr, ever the indulgent father, has stopped showering tears on his 17-year-old daughter Mary, and switched to cash instead. Mary Doerr's nonprofit, Inconvienient Youth, is a Ning-based social network that's supposed to make Al Gore's global warming presentation more "teen-friendly," according to VentureBeat. More »

      10:00 AM on Tue Aug 19 2008
      By Nicholas Carlson
      1,013 views, 13 comments

      Latest by ViperBorg: Not everyone has a clothesline you selfish bit.... I held up... honest, I did. more »

    • venture capital

      No, Kleiner Perkins won't give your Web 2.0 startup money

      In the latest issue of Fortune, a feature about venture capital firm Kleiner Perkins pointed out that the company has yet to make any investments in Web 2.0. The firm which was an early investor in Google has not been so bullish on the likes of Facebook. (The investment in Friendster couldn't have helped.) Instead, it has continued to focus on biotech on the one hand and changed focus to cleantech on the other. Reporter Adam Lashinsky noted that KP didn't even send a representative to the Wall Street Journal's D: All Things Digital conference this year, and relays the bad buzz from Carlsbad: More »

      11:20 AM on Fri Jul 18 2008
      By Jackson West
      1,997 views, 7 comments

      Latest by Shadowlayer: One thing: funding an energy company, even in it's first round, is way more expensive than a web company. more »

    • quotable

      Jeff Bezos to remind John Doerr he's not a virgin

      Speaking to young graduates, including eight new Amazon.com hires, at Carnegie Mellon University's commencement ceremonies on Sunday, Jeff Bezos admitted that he's a nerd who does "a mean interpretation of Captain Picard," but is not a sexless monk. That classification was suggested by Amazon board member John Doerr of Kleiner Perkins. Citing Bezos as an example, Doerr said the perfect founder "is undistracted because he has no sex life." Bezos intends to remind the sex-negative venture capitalist of his many children at Amazon's next board meeting. John, if you need a retort, just exclaim how "resourceful" Mackenzie Bezos is.

      9:20 AM on Thu May 22 2008
      By Jackson West
      1,295 views, 2 comments

      Latest by dingdongditch: @raincoaster: I'm sure there is still time before the next board meeting. more »

    • venture capital

      Sequoia's Michael Moritz: VCs need to stop with the "hot air and arrogance"

      After reading our take on VC blogger Fred Wilson's advice that entrepreneurs need to learn how to "ask for the order," Persai cofounder Ted Dziuba commented: "Methinks Fred Wilson doth blog too much." We disagree, if only because Wilson is such a fruitful source. But at a venture capital conference in San Francisco last week, Sequoia Capital's Michael Moritz seemed to second the notion. "There's a lot of hot air and arrogance in the business that we all would be better off without," Moritz told the conference crowd. Moritz said he disapproved of "useless pontificating in front of entrepreneurs working harder than we are." Kleiner Perkins VC John Doerr concurred: "At Kleiner, we're trying to watch our language." This from the guy who said the Internet was underhyped — and then invested in Friendster. (Photo by b_d_solis)

      8:20 AM on Mon May 12 2008
      By Nicholas Carlson
      694 views, 5 comments

      Latest by SandHillSnobbery: Great and convenient! Mortiz can start right down the hall by telling his boys at Sequoia to stop acting like more »

    • once you're lucky, twice you're good

      F is for Fitzpatrick, and "hookers and blow"

      LiveJournal founder Brad Fitzpatrick is a prankster, as evidenced by his Halloween costume last year, when the new Googler dressed up as Facebook to mock his coworkers' fears of the social network. I'm told that in Once You're Lucky, Twice You're Good, Sarah Lacy's new book about Web 2.0, there's an anecdote about Fitzpatrick submitting an expense report — successfully! — for "hookers and blow" when he worked at blog software startup Six Apart. That was likely a reference to the early days of LiveJournal, when users made ridiculous accusations that Fitzpatrick was spending money meant for servers and bandwidth on "hookers and blow." We'd love to hear more, but alas, Fitzpatrick only got 8 out of 294 pages, according to the book's index. Here's the page for "D" through "F": More »

      1:00 PM on Fri May 9 2008
      By Owen Thomas
      2,347 views, 7 comments

      Latest by BobDope: The way to do this is a naming convention where your servers are named things like hookers and blow. more »

    • failanthropy

      John Doerr gives daughter's private school $1 million

      The Castilleja School, a posh private prep school for girls in Palo Alto with an annual tuition of $29,305, received a $1 million from the Benificus foundation, which lists John Doerr of Kleiner Perkins as president and his wife, Ann Howland Doerr, as vice president and secretary. The gift was part of the school's fundraising efforts, and granted the foundation the right to name the program chair of the math department after the couple. In what I'm sure is just a coincidence, the Doerr's daughter, Mary Doerr, is set to graduate with the class of 2009. Don't work too hard, young Mary — our tipster figures you'll do quite well on your report cards, as long as you don't take leadership lessons from Jimmy Wales, who recently lectured at the school. For parents a little harder on their luck, the cost to rename the computer lab is a mere $200,000.

      12:20 PM on Wed May 7 2008
      By Jackson West
      831 views, 3 comments

      Latest by jungleland: Not going to give any details, but: no more »

    • Kleiner Perkins closes $500 million green growth fund John Doerr has closed a half-billion dollars in capital for the new Kleiner Perkins cleantech growth fund, with buddy Al Gore kicking in some dough from his Generation Investment deal. [CNet] (Photo by AP/Paul Sakuma)

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