<![CDATA[Valleywag: Jakob Lodwick]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/valleywag.com.png <![CDATA[Valleywag: Jakob Lodwick]]> http://valleywag.com/tag/jakob lodwick http://valleywag.com/tag/jakob lodwick <![CDATA[ Muxtape's spending real cause of music site's shutdown ]]> Muxtape founder Justin Ouellette says he's shut down the mixtape-hosting website because of a problem with the Recording Industry Association of America. A statement from the RIAA itself seems to confirm the story. Bu we hear another reason Muxtape is shutting down is that it got too expensive for Ouellette to keep up.

A tipster tells us Muxtape investor Jakob Lodwick has been heard to complain that the site's hosting bill alone amounts to $30,000 per day. That figure seems absurdly high — but could our tipster have misheard Lodwick saying the bill is $30,000 a month? After Muxtape's first day, Ouellette posted the site's stats, reporting 8,685 users uploading and playing 19,731 songs over 35,000 visits cost Muxtape $118.17 with Amazon's S3 online-storage service. Extrapolate that first day over a month, at Amazon's standard rates, and you've got a $3,545 hosting bill. Compete.com confirms that Muxtape's user base has grown at least tenfold since then, making a $30,000/mo. hosting bill not just plausible, but likely.

The bill is also far more than Lodwick or Ouellette seem to have expected. In an accidentally published investment term sheet, Ouellette estimated three months of hosting would cost $18,000. That's about $72,000 off the mark, enough to eat through Lodwick's $95,000 investment and shut down the site, angry letters from the RIAA or no.

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Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:20:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5038999&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Classic Jakob Lodwick video further explains post-Lodwick productivity surge ]]>
Even when Manhattan's favorite Internet hipster Jakob Lodwick isn't high, he's not that hard-working. Connected Ventures cofounder Zach Klein reminisces about the early days of Connected Ventures, the IAC-backed testosteronefest behind CollegeHumor and Vimeo. Lodwick leads the startup's crew in singing "Semi-Charmed Kind of Life," and trashes cofounder Ricky Van Veen's cardboard cutout of Shaquille O'Neal. Any questions on why Vimeo's performance soared after IAC fired Lodwick? shaq attack from Amir Cohen on Vimeo.

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Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:00:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5032132&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ IAC down more than half a billion in second quarter ]]> In the second quarter, IAC swung from a $94.6 million profit last year to a $421.6 million loss this year. Don't blame Jakob Lodwick! His former company, Vimeo, is nowhere near the top of IAC/InterActiveCorp's expense report for the past quarter. The real problem at Barry Diller's Internet empire is Cornerstone Brands, a rollup of catalog companies undermined by weak consumer spending in home and apparel retail. Cornerstone's losses led to a $300 million writedown in goodwill in IAC's second quarter. In addition, the soft real estate market cut revenue for home financing site LendingTree nearly in half.

IAC is moving ahead with plans to spin off four of its divisions by the end of August: HSN (which includes Cornerstone), Ticketmaster, Tree.com (which includes LendingTree), and Interval Leisure Group, which operates vacation sites including ResortQuest Hawaii. That leaves IAC with Ask.com, Match.com and Citysearch. What's happening? Simple: Diller and company have learned that bundling a bunch of diverse online businesses together doesn't create the promised "synergy" of the Web 1.0 boom. Better to let each site fend for itself. Since IAC got rid of Expedia in 2005 (Barry Diller's still chairman of the board), the travel site's ups and downs have closely followed the travel market. That's the watercooler version. You can wonk out with the full details.

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Wed, 30 Jul 2008 08:40:00 PDT Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5030916&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Amateur video site overrun by -- no, not porn ]]> Victim of their own success: Vimeo, the online video-sharing venture owned by Barry Diller's IAC. The site has been been doing well since IAC fired Vimeo's founder, wacky Web 2.0 poster boy Jakob Lodwick. But Vimeo's ample capacity is now bogged down by a glut of videogame screen-capture movies, sometimes called fraps. Why is that a problem?

Fraps are easy to shoot — just click record while playing a game on your PC. A 10-minute session at HD quality makes for a Godzilla-sized video file to upload to Vimeo.

But filespace isn't the only issue. Management is refreshingly blunt: Vimeo was meant to be a site to share personal real-world movie camera work with friends and family. Dammit, you kids with your Grand Theft Auto 4 clips are ruining everything. Starting in September, Vimeo will delete previously uploaded fraps and ban new ones. Its users, meanwhile, will just decamp to WeGame.com.

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Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:00:00 PDT Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5027550&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Julia Allison: HTML tutor to the nonstars ]]> It's been just a little over a year since Julia Allison touched down in Silicon Valley, strutting past the hand-stampers at an arts fundraiser and informing anyone who would listen that she was looking for a boyfriend to help her with her website. It hasn't exactly paid off. The so-soft-it-hurts launch of her new startup, Nonsociety.com, is a technical tour de farce. The rumored-to-death project wraps glamour shots of Allison and friends like comrade Meghan Asha Parikh, TechCrunch editor Michael Arrington's ex-girlfriend, around sideways-scrolling feeds ("lifestreams"!) of their Tumblr blogs. Meghan, a former hedge-fund analyst, shows off her tech creds here. She's the only one who seems to have a functioning "lifestream," even on launch day. Allison's and a handbag-designing ladyfriend's came up 404. We salvaged the launch video, in case the whole thing collapses:

Allison's quest for a geek boyfriend paid off in two regards. Nonsociety's design is strongly reminiscent of Iminlikewithyou, the casual-games site run by her current beau, Charles Forman, and the teaser video is hosted at Vimeo, the online-video site founded by Jakob Lodwick, Allison's ex. Too bad she didn't hook up with a boy more experienced at handling back ends.

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Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:20:00 PDT Melissa Gira Grant http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5024917&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ New Vimeo boss mocks Jakob Lodwick's pet wantrepreneur ]]> On Monday, we posted Muxtape founder Justin Ouellette's accidentally-emailed-to-the-Internet photo of a napkin on which he'd scribbled details of his investment deal with Jakob Lodwick. Lodwick, best known for getting fired from Vimeo, an online video-sharing site he founded, now owned by IAC. He now spends his days playing the solipsistic teenager in a man's Crocs-shod body. Now Lodwick's replacement at Vimeo, director of development Andrew Pile, joins the fun.

He's posted the above image — details of an apparent deal with the devil — to his blog, titling it "For personal reference only, please don’t read!" He's gently mocking his former charge, Ouellette, who accidentally emailed terms of his own deal with the devilishly pranky Lodwick to his blog instead of his own inbox. We're hoping Pile's gag keeps running, and encourage you to accidentally leak all your deals to us.

Pile is in the comfortable position of being able to mock Lodwick, Vimeo's Iconoclastic founder, because according to one source, he's largely responsible for saving the site, growing its traffic 600 percent in the last 8 months. What's Pile done so well? Our source says Pile has kept his team focused on improving Vimeo's usability with tweaks here and there, increasing traffic in 5 and 10 percent bumps that have really added up. But also, our source says, Pile's done a very good job of not being Jakob Lodwick, whose "focuses were kind of on the wrong things."

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Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:20:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5023420&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Vimeo without founder Jakob Lodwick: quite successful ]]> Is IAC's Vimeo, the video-sharing site founded by bizarrely charismatic (and just plain bizarre) New York entrepreneur Jakob Lodwick, missing its founder? In a word, no. Lodwick lost his job due to insubordination last November; his dare-you-to-sue-me funding of an IAC employee's music startup, in an apparent violation of his noncompete agreement, is right in line with the nose-thumbing he did while on the job. We heard IAC finally fired Lodwick because he would blow off meetings with upper management when it wanted to talk to him about things like marketing and growth. So who got it right — IAC chairman Barry Diller's suits, or the wannabe iconoclast?

The suits, it turns out. Without Lodwick at the helm, Vimeo's gone from a flatlining also-ran to a fast-growing alternative to YouTube. NewTeeVee reports that Vimeo traffic more than doubled from February to May. Guess Lodwick just wasn't cut out to be a Killer Diller, after all.

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Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:00:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5022997&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Music-startup founder leaked damning deal memo by confusing email with Tumblr ]]> Yesterday, we asked why Justin Ouellette, the founder of Brooklyn's favorite music-sharing site, Muxtape, would post the terms of Jakob Lodwick's investment in Muxtape to his personal blog — especially when those terms might prove dangerous for Ouelette's friend Lodwick, an oddly charismatic tech entrepreneur who had a frosty falling out with IAC chief Barry Diller? The answer: Because even for the founder of a Web service that's grown to 140,000 users in just 5 months, sometimes email is hard. Writes Ouellette in a post replacing the now removed image:

I posted something I didn't mean to yesterday. Pretty embarrassing. I meant to email it to myself, but my reflexes directed me to Tumblr (which is where I’m emailing photos from my phone 99% of the time). Oh, internet. Always double check.

Oops! Doesn't this make you feel better about the time you sent that instant message to your coworker after he'd been chewed out by your boss, saying, "Sorry about that. She gets cranky sometimes," only to realize you'd accidentally sent it to your boss? It does for me!

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Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:20:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5022931&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Napkin shows New York ubergeek Jakob Lodwick encouraged IAC employee to two-time Barry Diller ]]> Once an oversharer, always an oversharer — no matter what it costs, personally or financially. When IAC fired Jakob Lodwick — the Internet's own Howard Roark — from Web video site Vimeo, IAC agreed to pay Lodwick $100,000 a year until 2011, just so long as he stayed away from IAC employees in any new ventures. Lodwick, reportedly bipolar and never much one for consistency, has proven unable to resist the temptation. An image posted to former IAC employee Justin Ouellette's personal blog seems to confirm what's already been rumored: Lodwick funded Ouellette's side project, an online-music site called Muxtape, with enough cash — $95,000 in exchange for 1 percent of Muxtape's equity, going by the scribbled napkin — so that Oullette could quit IAC to run Muxtape full time.

Foolish disregard for his severance agreement aside, one has to ask this about Lodwick: What kind of entrepreneur or investor puts his deal terms online, in napkin or any other form? That's an easy one: the same kind of entrepreneur or investor who would relentlessly blog his sad relationship with noted New York nobody Julia Allison, quit the Internet over its injustices, rejoin the Internet in an effort to spread Ayn Rand's message, and then, in a huff for the ages, quit the Internet once more.

Update: Ouellette has taken the memo down, saying he posted it to the Web by accident.

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Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5022735&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jakob Lodwick too good for the Internet, leaves it to you animals ]]> It's hard out there for an Objectivist. At least, that's according to Normative founder Jakob Lodwick, who cites his mama when deciding that we're all just too negative to appreciate the risk-taking, innovative soul behind Vimeo and (too a much more secretive extent) Muxtape. You animals have scared him away from the Internet with your snide comments and ad hominem insults! Never mind that markets, like emotional states, tend to be volatile — if your will is positive enough, you can conquer all, promise! At least, that's the theory. Lodwick has decided to stop trying to live up to it and will cease to publish anything but positivity online, presumably with comments disabled.

I closed my blog on June 26, 2008. I could no longer handle the relentless, vicious, public attacks from a digital lynch mob towards the personality traits I have no intention of changing, such as my curiosity and my self-confidence.

The humility here is staggering in its profoundity.

I may be a millionaire but I this sort of thing still hurts... You may conceptualize the Unites States as a great nation. But it’s also a big tribe, with its own irrational taboos. One of them is: don’t talk proudly about your achievements.

We feel for young Lodwick, we really do: it's just so hard at the top taking risks when at any moment you have the choice to live comfortably, unlike 99.9 percent of society.(Photo by Nick Gray)

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Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:00:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5020153&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Why are Jakob Lodwick and Charles Forman in Esquire? ]]> We don't own a smoking jacket or get manicures, so were unaware that New York wantrepreneurs Charles Forman of Iminlikewithyou and fired Connected Ventures cofounder Jakob Lodwick appear in the latest issue of Esquire until Forman pointed it out to us this morning. "Good to see you yesterday," Forman managed to say before asking: "Are you going to put my Esquire thing on Valleywag?" Fine. But only because it gives us a chance to examine what, exactly fellow wantrepreneur Julia Allison sees in him. Yes, the pair are dating. (Though we hear she sometimes forgets his name when introducing him at parties.)


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Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:20:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5013929&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Muxtape hacked, causing emo indie types to weep more than usual ]]> Reports came in over the last hour that Muxtape was hacked, and the online-music startup has confirmed the news on its blog.

This afternoon, someone gained access to our server and caused some problems. We are investigating and will have more information soon.
All the various mixes played one song and one song only — noodly downtempo chillout "Good Disease" by Aim. Could a sufficiently emo Connected Ventures engineer ticked at Muxtape backer Jakob Lodwick's poaching of Justin Ouellette have decided to take matters into his own hands? ]]>
Wed, 21 May 2008 14:20:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=392548&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Founder of music startup Muxtape learns art of obfuscation from his master ]]>
Interviewing Muxtape's Justin Ouellette for Listening Post, Eliot Van Buskirk asked "How many users are there at this point? How many muxtapes?" Ouellette's response — "more than the population of Germany, less than the population of Japan" — puts the number between 82 million and 127 million users. Compete.com puts the number around 52,000. Ouellete might have been joking, but Van Buskirk published the numbers without comment. And remember, with Ouellete and his Muxtape partner Jakob Lodwick, whom Barry Diller fired from his post as founder of online-video site Vimeo, you can't judge what's actually going on based on what they say.

When asked about his involvement with Muxtape, Lodwick first denied it before backtracking. Then, after sources told us Lodwick might have broken his severance agreement in hiring Ouellette away from Connected Ventures to start Muxtape, Ouellette emailed us to say: "I created Muxtape by myself, thank you very much." We emailed back: "Who pays the bills at Muxtape?" No reply, but we've heard the answer is Lodwick.

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Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:20:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=385219&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jakob Lodwick gets it for free -- now with interns ]]> Jakob Lodwick's eyes can see through your soulPromiscuous hipster investor Jakob Lodwick is once again looking to score for free. "Basically, if you want to work your ass off for me a few days a week," Jakob wants you for his music startup, Normative. Noting Lodwick's post-IAC riches, Tumblr'r Corinne offers this rewrite of his ad:

Here's how this posting should really read:

I am seeking someone with currently high in demand skills to help me build something I hope to make a profit from for free. I am able to invest in websites including muxtape and tumblr, but not the people needed to build them.

Specifically, marketing and distribution can now be achieved at less than one percent of the old cost - especially when you get free labor.

I want to support musicians retaining control of their work while you web minions give me yours for lunch and a subway ride. Try not to think of how I pay my rent while you struggle to pay yours.

When one puts it like that, how this offer serves anyone's rational self-interest is beyond us. (Photo from Nick Gray)

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Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:20:00 PDT Melissa Gira Grant http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=381154&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Barry Diller is paying Jakob Lodwick more than $100,000 a year to stay away from IAC employees ]]> LodwickHaircutSmall.jpgWe heard Jakob Lodwick may have broken his severance agreement with IAC's Connected Ventures when he poached Vimeo Web designer Justin Ouellette to help him start Muxtape, an online mix-tapes startup. How much could the gaffe cost the Connected Ventures cofounder? Reportedly, $100,000 a year through 2011. "What a mess," an IAC exec tells us. True, but mostly for Lodwick. IAC can hire more Web designers to replace the one Lodwick's entrepreneurial ventures have cost them so far. Diller's six-figure dole will be harder for Lodwick to replace.

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Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=379620&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Barry Diller's video site cashing in on searches for "beastiality" ]]> vimeo_beastiality_compete.jpgDoing some follow-up research on Vimeo's traffic after our post earlier today, a tipster made an intriguing discovery. Compete.com lists "beastiality" (sic) as the fourth-highest search term driving traffic to the IAC-owned video-sharing site. Which may have something to do with open-minded libertarian founder Jakob Lodwick's choice of "Obeastiality" as the name of his blog (it now redirects to jakoblodwick.com). Sadly, there's no hot monkey sex on the site, but I did find a clip of a woman making out with a cat, so that's something. Interspecies lovin' on Vimeo, after the jump.


BEASTIALITY from HolyHoly on Vimeo.

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Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:20:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=377887&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Lodwick's Muxtape mess ]]> Jakob Lodwick, the fired founder of Vimeo who's now dabbling in online music, rushed out an announcement of his involvement with Muxtape, an online mix-tapes startup — shortly after we started asking questions. But in his attempt to spoil our scoop, Lodwick may have put the payout he got from Vimeo's parent company, IAC, at risk. We're told that part of Lodwick's severance package included a fairly typical agreement to not poach any of his former Connected Venture colleagues for future projects. But with Muxtape, that's just what Lodwick's done.

Former Vimeo Web designer Justin Ouellette quit Connected Ventures on April 4 to work full-time on Muxtape. Ouellette says he's Muxtape's CEO and founder. In his blog post announcing the project, Lodwick claimed he was "hired" by Ouellette.

But we hear that Muxtape is just as much Jakob Lodwick's company as it Ouellette's. Lodwick may well be footing the bills. After Muxtape's first day, Ouellete wrote that server costs had already reached $118.17. Ouellette can't afford that kind of charge for very long, from what we hear about his finances. Lodwick, who with three other cofounders sold Connected Ventures to IAC, can.

And likely does. We're not surprised. Since shortly he left Connected Ventures, Lodwick has publicly sought to own and operate a music service on the Web. Lodwick is also an active investor in Web services he appreciates — such as David Karp's Tumblr. Lodwick has also served as Muxtape's chief marketer since its launch. (Our coverage of the company began when Lodwick posted about Muxtape nine days before Ouellette quit Connected Ventures.)

Asked if it's good for Connected Ventures and IAC to have departed execs poaching current employees for new startups, Connected Ventures president Josh Abramson told us, "No, it definitely isn't. But to the best of my knowledge that isn't what happened."

If Abramson's knowledge suddenly expands in the coming days, Lodwick wouldn't be the first engineer to get in hot water for poaching talent from an old company while starting a new one. Netscape founder Jim Clark hired away top Silicon Graphics engineers when he started Healtheon. But perhaps Jakob Lodwick isn't Jim Clark and Muxtape merely rhymes with Netscape.

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Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:00:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=377420&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Lodwick's latest flame pitches Muxtape for him ]]> Meet Mareen Fischinger, a photographer from Düsseldorf, Germany, according to her Tumblr blog. "I don't know anything about her," a source tells us, "Just that Jakob [Lodwick] is [redacted] her." We have a little more to add to the scoop. Besides her obvious eye for photography, Fischinger shares her boyfriend's talent for pitching Muxtape without disclosing his relationship to the company.

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Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=376998&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Is Jakob Lodwick the moneyman behind Muxtape? ]]> Jakob Lodwick now admits he's involved with Justin Ouellette's Muxtape. What the Connected Ventures cofounder, ousted from his job at the IAC-backed venture by Barry Diller, doesn't disclose: a financial stake in Ouellette's online mix-tapes project. We hear it's more than plausible Lodwick is an early investor in the startup. Lodwick has already shown a willingness to invest in projects he admires, such as David Karp's Tumblr. Before publicly disclosing his employ with Muxtape, we asked Lodwick to explain his connection to Muxtape. In an email, Lodwick changed the subject to fantasies of his personal life.

I have a long history with mix tapes...ask my wife. It was the beginning of our relationship...I loved to make mix tapes that were fast-paced on Side 1 and slower-paced on Side 2 (especially for the ladies). I was what one could call a Mix Master. But the iPod has come into existence and tapes faded into the twilight. A gaping a void was left until now...

Muxtape is a website that resurrects the mix tape online. Upload MP3's into a mix tape and share it with friends. So here's mine...enjoy and maybe make your own too.

Sounds like a good pitch. So why's Lodwick being so sneaky about his involvement? We don't know, but here's one theory advanced by a tipster: Like Lodwick, Justin Ouellette is a former Connected Ventures employee. Lodwick's severance package may forbid him from working with other ex-employees. ]]>
Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=376517&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jakob Lodwick now even more unemployed-looking ]]> A tipster sends us this photo of departed Connected Ventures cofounder Jakob Lodwick and his mustache. He's named it "moustache." Perhaps he'll win over Scarlett Johansson by offering her a ride?

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Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:20:18 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=369421&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ It's no use, Kevin -- Julia knows you have to come down eventually ]]> A tipster sends us this shot of Digg founder Kevin Rose clambering up a palm tree during the Future of Web Apps conference. You know, the one in Miami, where quasi-professional geek paramour Julia Allison drank his milkshake. Allison is beautiful, and if bright lights are your thing, plausibly charming. So why would Kevin flee? Maybe like Allison's last beau, he doesn't want to shell out for a MacBook Air, either. Leaked emails on that whole mess, below.

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Update: Allison says these emails were "taken out of context."

(Photo by Somewhat Frank)

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Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:40:17 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=364582&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jakob Lodwick gets it for free ]]> Jakob Libre!My escort friend is actually going on a date tonight with Libertarian libertine Jakob Lodwick — for free. (Lodwick is in town from New York working on his music startup Normative.) The only way my gal pal's dubious value proposition with Lodwick makes sense is the geek cred she'll gain from being paired with him. Lady, why not just pay Jakob to say he went out with you? That seems easier.

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Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:00:18 PST Melissa Gira Grant http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=361171&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jakob Lodwick invades Bay Area; hide your women, venture capitalists ]]> lodwickJakob Lodwick is back in the Bay Area, kicking it at his cousin's San Francisco-based startup. The only thing slightly more terrifying than the prospect of one of our local girls becoming his new softcore pinup is the notion that Lodwick might end his blogging strike. Oh wait, he has — three times over. Lodwick, unemployed after getting fired from Connected Venture by Barry Diller, lasted 20 days without blogging. Alongside our daily dose of Jakob Lodwick, he'll expose us to stuff he likes, and apparently work on a political manifesto dubbed The Invisible Fist in which he'll attempt to destroy capitalism as we know it. Good luck on Sand Hill Road, Jakob.

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Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:00:09 PST Mary Jane Irwin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=361117&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 50,000 people actually sad to see Lodwick go ]]> Proving that he is little more than the East Coast's answer to Robert Scoble, Jakob Lodwick quit blogging yesterday. The fired Connected Ventures cofounder blogged his departure from blogging on his blog. "With over 1,700 posts," he writes, "I've seen my identity shift into a weird sort of public figure, which is rewarding. But I admitted to myself tonight that it's become stressful, and I need to take a break and reevaluate my relationship with the Web." According to Compete.com, Lodwick leaves 50,000 loyal readers behind. They'll miss him. So will we. Until he inevitably unquits, that is.

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Wed, 06 Feb 2008 13:00:05 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=353312&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ All Objectivists should be forced to keep blogs ]]> You've probably seen that Bill Gates wants the world to embrace a kinder form of capitalism. But have you seen fired Connected Ventures cofounder and "burgeoning music entrepreneur" Jakob Lodwick's rebuttal? It's Objectivism in all its glory! Lodwick tells Gates to stop justifying capitalism by saying it serves to better others.

Lodwick argues that Gates is "doing us a disservice by undermining the moral base of capitalism: by justifying it as a means of helping others. Microsoft thrived by caring about itself first." Which is what we should all do, Lodwick explains. Why? Because "putting altruism second is what allows someone to make enough money that he has the option to help others." And that's nothing like "undermining the moral base of capitalism: by justifying it as a means of helping others," of course. For another glimpse into Lodwick's political inspirations, check the clip above from "Nintendo Wii Rejected Game Concepts" a CollegeHumor.com video.

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Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:00:20 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=352224&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jakob Lodwick claims he'll behave like a normal human being. Right. ]]> Jakob LodwickWacky entrepreneur-turned-egoblogger Jakob Lodwick has vowed that from here onward, he'll reveal "less, not more" about his life online. A wise move that would prevent him from, say, deleting entire blog entries as soon as they're reported on. Buried deep within his Normative nonexplainer is his new philosophy of revealing "a morsel" rather than his whole "lunch" because he's learned some sort of lesson. The real reason? Without Julia Allison, he's just not that interesting.

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Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:00:42 PST Mary Jane Irwin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=351345&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jakob Lodwick reveals his musical ambitions ]]> normativeJakob Lodwick's brief, one-sided spat with fellow Web-music entrepreneur Peter Rojas was just a warm-up act. Lodwick has announced his new project, Normative. We'll make this short, since Lodwick squanders endless words on a heart-wrenching tale of the music industry's slide and his efforts to purchase normative.com from a cybersquatter.

The short version: record label 2.0. Some "newfangled" profit-sharing scheme. Lodwick's charm has managed to hook an entire artist on the premise. Too bad three fatal words have killed Normative before it even got off the ground. "We will promote our albums in new ways that are hundreds of times more efficient; ways that record labels don't understand, but are obvious to a seasoned Web entrepreneur." Spicy.

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Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:49:31 PST Mary Jane Irwin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=351330&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jakob Lodwick disses Peter Rojas, just so we'll talk about him ]]> Peter Rojas and Jakob LodwickOusted Vimeo founder/CEO Jakob Lodwick has fallen into Tumblr-blogged obscurity. Without a scantily clad photo of Jakob and Julia every morning, why should we continue to care about his budding musical exploits? Lodwick must have gotten the memo, for he's taken on fellow nerd-hottie hipster entrepreneur Peter Rojas in an attempt to stay relevant. Lodwick (and everyone else) can't figure out what's so great about Rojas's Web-music thing, RCRD LBL. "They combined the worst way to discover music (genres) with the worst way to organize Web content (tag clouds)." Them's fighting words! At least he has one good point: the only people who think any of this crazy music 2.0 nonsense is a good idea are founders of music websites and their friends. (Photo of Jakob Lodwick by Jesse Winter) Update: Lodwick deleted the post. Luckily, we have a copy.

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Wed, 30 Jan 2008 15:00:41 PST Mary Jane Irwin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=350806&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Guy without a job seeks to humiliate his ex ]]> LodwickBigSmile.jpgFired Connected Ventures founder Jakob Lodwick thought it would take a whole 300 or so words to humiliate his ex-girlfriend, Star editor-at-large and Mossberg-esque technology evangelist Julia Allison. All this because Lodwick and Allison's relationship — friends prefer to characterize it as a postmodern art project — went awry. But Jake, there was no need to go over a 100 words.

I try not to blog about Julia. I can't help it. I want nothing to do with her, but she:
  • calls or emails me
  • ignores that I told her she is a "psychopathic narcissist" who is "evil"
  • recently hired my brother to do video work for her
  • writes about me on her site
  • misrepresents her closeness to my friends
  • visits my old office and my old coworkers
  • emailed one of my ex-girlfriends
  • started attacking Tumblr
I have insulted and degraded her to no avail. She has no value. But every day Julia-related shit pops into my life.
"She has no value," he writes, eh? You know what that means ladies! Fella is totally on the market! Paging Tasha Maltby. ]]>
Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:20:11 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=348483&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Who made Tumblr's David Karp so famous? ]]> "My bf is like, so famous," David Karp's girlfriend Amy notes on her blog. And it's increasingly true. Yesterday found Karp featured in the New York Post's gossip rag, Page Six magazine. Just a few days before that, the New York Observer asked, "Would You Take a Tumblr With This Man?" You'll never guess who's taking credit for all the attention. Here's a hint: She's Julia Allison. Oops, ruined that game.

After the Observer ran its article on Karp and Tumblr, Allison wrote:

I would like to take credit for what is SURE to be a domino-effect of the dregs of Manhattan media all jumping on Tumblr's boat together, like little esoteric rats. Sigh. First Doree, now Alex. Who's next, Jeff Bercovici? Rachel Sklar? Emily Gould's new dog?!?!?! MY MOM???"
There's only one tiny little problem with Allison's claim. According to the reporter who wrote the Observer story, while both Julia Allison and Tumblr investor Jakob Lodwick linked to Karp's profile, Lodwick drove much more traffic. Which got me thinking. Maybe these two should date? Or even start a blog together? ]]>
Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:40:06 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=347155&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Where'd you go over the holidays? ]]> Cabo, it's supposed to be the West Coast's Mexico. But here's photographic evidence that Silicon Alley entrepreneurs (and B.J. Novak from "The Office," back left) like to play in the Pacific, too.

We know you people prefer schadenfreude to jealousy. So while gazing at this photo of three out of four Connected Ventures founders (Ricky Van Veen, Josh Abramson and Jakob Lodwick plus entourage are present; Zach Klein spent the month in India), recall that despite his success Van Veen rents owns a tiny Manhattan apartment and that this trip cost the recently fired Lodwick his relationship with Julia Allison. He went with another woman. Follow the thumbnail to see the full image on Flickr. (Photo by mareen)

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Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:00:28 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=344938&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ New Lodwick project for nerds only ]]> Lodwick_Naked.jpg"The Internet used to be nerds-only, by virtue of how obscure and complex it was," Jakob Lodwick writes. Toward that end, Lodwick's new service Haven, which he describes as a combination of Tumblr and a Web forum "is, and will remain, a private community." A rehash of The Well, in other words, but with fewer Deadheads and more shirtless pics.

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Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:00:38 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=344483&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jakob Lodwick's new website launches ]]> Normatism. No, we don't know what the recently fired founder of Vimeo is up to, either. The most entertaining interpretation is that this is the first in a series of softcore geek-porn photo spreads. Unboxing, indeed.

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Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:04:02 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=343584&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Lodwick doesn't mock homeless, but may in the future ]]> Jakob LodwickJakob Lodwick has burst our balloon: the fameballer has taken time from his vacation in Mexico to deny any involvement with norbum.org and its tasteless homeless fashion contest (although he does reserve the right to make fun of the homeless in the future). Lodwick did create the "norbum" name and has purchased several domain names related to his new startup. It's no surprise that the site was attributed to the Web exhibitionist. But Lodwick says his new startup — a music-production venture, we hear — will not be ready for publicity for another couple months. But when it is, will whatever stunt he engineers surpass the attention he could have garnered by mocking the poor? (Photo by Zach Klein)

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Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:30:25 PST Tim Faulkner http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=340110&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Former girlfriend says Vimeo founder fired for insubordination ]]> LodwickJulia Allison, the ex-girlfriend of Jakob Lodwick, agreed to chat with her sadmirers on sister site Gawker. In the comments, she revealed the real reason why the attention-seeker was fired from his own company Vimeo:
He was fired for "insubordination" — meaning, he didn't agree with the strategy IAC had for Vimeo, and he just ignored them when they told him to do things. He thinks of himself as Howard Roark and IAC's middle management as one huge Peter Keating, so getting fired fit into that storyline quite nicely. I think he saw it as almost heroic.

Also, Jakob has strong body odor, unmasked by Tom's of Maine's natural deodorant — which may have contributed to the firing, not to mention his breakup. I don't remember Ayn Rand making her Fountainhead protagonist's hygiene habits explicit, but I'm pretty sure the architect bathed regularly. Maybe Lodwick would be better served emulating his fictional idol's hygienic standards, rather than "heroically" pissing off the bosses he knowingly sold his company to. (Photo by Noah Kalina)

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Wed, 02 Jan 2008 16:20:01 PST Tim Faulkner http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=339801&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Tumblr creator doesn't find the homeless funny ]]> David KarpDavid Karp, the creator of Tumblr, may be working on a new project with the attention-seeking Jakob Lodwick, but he doesn't want anything to do with Lodwick's attention-seeking means. Karp called Silicon Alley Insider while on vacation in Puerto Rico to deny any involvement with the Norbum project:
I'm not involved with Norbum, I don't know what it is, and I would never make fun of homeless people.
The blogging-tool creator may be willing to take Lodwick's money and share some office space with him, but the duo's involvement has yet turned the young developer into a fameballing clone of Lodwick. (Photo by Marco Arment)

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Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:00:39 PST Tim Faulkner http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=339702&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Lodwick's latest project is homeless humor ]]> Jacob Lodwick, barechestedAmateur attention seeker and entrepreneur Jakob Lodwick may be releasing a new project soon with David Karp, the creator of blogging tool Tumblr. Lodwick recently cut ties with both his beau, Julia Allison, and Connected Ventures, the startup he founded, now controlled by IAC and best known for Vimeo and College Humor. Without Barry Diller's backing or Allison's cleavage, how will the pasty, shirtless hipster generate the buzz he's grown to expect but rarely deserves? By mocking the homeless.

CenterNetworks observed that norbum.org, a domain recently purchased by Lodwick, briefly went live with the message:

Norbum.org is an open, crowd-sourced, web 2.0 application powered by Tumblr. Why the name "Norbum"? Simply put, Norbum is like Nordstrom for the homeless. We bring to you the latest in urban street fashion from the people who live it. Rather than relying on an elitist group of professional editors, we invite our readers to submit photos of the most stylish street people from around the world. If you spot one of these edgy trendsetters, just snap a photo and email it to 2tvazf87@tumblr.com. We'll post the best ones to Norbum.org.
Lodwick's fashion sense has its own affinity with the homeless. But Norbum is clearly an attempt at attention-grabbing humor. I'll concede the attention-grabbing part — I'm writing about it, aren't I? — but the humor, after one weak chuckle, escaped me. Without Allison, without his partners at Connected Ventures, Lodwick's limits are becoming more easily glimpsed. And less watchable every day.

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Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:24:56 PST Tim Faulkner http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=339614&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Get your degree in JakobandJuliaology ]]> According to rough stats from Compete, Connected Ventures cofounder Jakob Lodwick and professional geek groper Julia Allison's joint blog, JakobandJulia.com, saw nearly 14,000 unique visitors in November. We're not privy to the algorithm, but our guess is that might be enough get the pair an A in Jamie WIlkinson's "Internet Famous" class at the Parsons design school in New York City.

Students in Wilkinson's class get their grades based on pageviews, number of friends in social networks and Google search result ranks, a formula which is supposed to represent how famous they are on the Internet.

"Actually, we don't call it being online famous; we call it 'famo,'" Wilkinson told Time. Would you be surprised to learn that the most successful students so far are those who resorted to posting videos of near-naked ladies?

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Wed, 26 Dec 2007 09:40:40 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=337646&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Relive the disgusted voyeurism of Jakob and Julia with the new John and Jen ]]> Another startup boy and his girlfriend have started a Tumblr blog to overchronicle their relationship. Shortly after Vimeo founder Jakob Lodwick and TV personality Julia Allison broke up and ended their blog Jakob and Julia, John Shankman (an employee of the Federated Media online ad agency) started the semi-anonymous JohnandJen.net.

The overwrought emotional style parodies Jakob and Julia's. Early on, Jen wrote:

John apparently doesn't always understand that his "internet experiments" aren't priority number one for the rest of the universe. John doesn't always understand that someone else has finals for the next two weeks, and might have some important life responsibilities aside from responding to nonsensical emails and participating in the public airing of our personal "dirty laundry", if you will.

John replied:

Well, I have to admit, that is not what I was expecting for a first post from Jen. It was very angry and, also, alluded to some things that were very unnecessary. Why do you have to bring things like that up in your first post?

John and Jen make constant references to Jakob and Julia (such as the above comparison of Jen's stubbly "pit" to Julia's lasered "underarm"), which are hilarious to the dozen of us who actually followed that relationship.

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Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:37:47 PST Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=333842&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Russian love robots want your cash ]]> svedka.jpgRussian chat forums are infected with software designed to mimic flirtation and lead unsuspecting lovers into divulging personal information, Beyond Binary reports. These Russian love bots have such sophisticated AI, they can establish up to 10 relationships in 30 minutes. Not impressed. Call us when they design software that doesn't take the shirt off your back but instead puts it back on.

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Tue, 11 Dec 2007 06:30:40 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=332216&view=rss&microfeed=true