SCOTT KIDDER — Why, hello there! My name is Scott, and I've been at Gawker for almost two years, but normally all I do is shine Denton's shoes. Lucky for me, he's in London or something, so they've let me out of my cage.

All I can promise you is that I won't post any photos of semen on the front page (no promises about after jumps!). But if there's something you think should be talked about, send it to along to tips@valleywag.com. Or, if you're into the whole instant communication thing, you can find me on AIM as Scott Kidder.

Onward!