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- Still need a Google Press Day invitation.
- Dear fans of Snacky or Flacky contestants who are e-mailing said contestants to ask them out: They thank you, warily, for your affection. If they don't reply, it's because they're very busy and important.
- Granted, some of them are actively campaigning for votes. But hey, being up against Nathan Tyler drives men to desperate measures.
- Spam King Alan Ralsky wasn't arrested, but he did disappear. Where's Ralsky?
- As always, tips are welcome -- especially tech-celebrity sightings, overheard one-liners, and dumb press items. Send to tips@valleywag.com.























