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Web 3.0, the first step towards computer takeover

All your base belong to us.People, have we not learned anything from moving pictures? Skynet, Omni Consumer Products, Cylons — heck, even the Borg? Do not entrust networks with intelligence. Things end poorly. Cybernetic killing machines aside, the semantic Web, otherwise known as Web 3.0, should still scare the bejeezus out of you. Radar Networks and Spock.com, two startups in the news, show us why we need to unplug Web 2.0 before it upgrades itself and no one can stop it.


Radar Networks, a semantic-Web pioneer, wants to bestow intelligent search and linking upon the Internet. Planning a trip to Vegas? You'll instantly know who in your network lives there, where they work, their favorite casinos and whether they wear boxers or briefs. Radar's client software, masked as a digital life organizer, will be able to ferret out all your engagements and use them to plot out everything from your next doctor's appointment to tomorrow's Happy Hour. Or, one day, in a future version, conspire to kill you if you're not maximizing your life potential.

Search engine Spock is, similarly, just at the beginning of its ultracreepy potential. The newly launched people-finder has already been stirring up concerns over personal privacy. While every tidbit of personal info it gathers was willingly surrendered to various social networks, the information was scattered across multiple sites. Now that it's all in one place, it's easily compiled for various nefarious ends. Standards for metadata, the big kahuna of Web 3.0, just promises to make things easier for Web-scouring sites like Spock.

The problem with Spock and the greater ideal of a semantic Web is the continued need for human input. Intelligent tags for metadata don't magically appear. Humans need to establish the relationships between data points. Even Spock claims to rely on users to ensure personal data is correct. Spock is going to have a hard time keeping tabs of all 6 billion people. How exactly is a semantic Web going to manage a world's worth of data? Wikipedia can barely keep itself straight.

The really scary thing is if they actually manage to do the job. If the Semantic Web becomes real, we're all surely doomed. It's just a matter of time before the computers figure out they don't need us. So thanks a lot, Spock and Radar, for working towards a better, humanity-less tomorrow.

1:32 PM on Wed Aug 8 2007
By Mary Jane Irwin
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  • Image of sample032 sample032 at 01:44 PM on 08/08/07 *

    I, for one, welcome our Web 3.0 overlords.

  • FYI -- Old Glory Insurance sells a pretty comprehensive Robot policy.

  • We're doing that too, but for web sites. Who's really behind that web site? See "sitetruth.com". It's still in alpha test.

    If you can't figure out who's behind the web site, do you really want to deal with them? That's the premise of SiteTruth. Legitimacy affects your search ranking.

  • Ha, I just tagged you as "luddite" and "mark for assimilation" on Spock. No really.

    Web 3.0 can't ever fix human mischief and will consequently be spammed out of existence. Stop worrying/ doomsaying and be happy. or so the machines would have us believe

  • Who decided that Spock.com is a semantic web play? Any semantic web shop, even as loosely defined as possible by a layperson's standards should have an RDF-OWL component to it. Radar's does, indeed. So does that of Metaweb.

    And what of Spock? What have they offered above a LinkedIn crawl with tagging and voting capabilities? Not jack, that's what. Oh wait, they have offered us a site that falls over within the first few hours of launch. Sounds a lot like Web 0.03, dontcha think?

  • Oh I cant wait

    cortical impant me k thx

  • @bitbubble: My point was that as long as semantic search is based on human input, it will be spammed, misled and gamed.

  • I foresee year 2100 as turning into a real Terminator 2 assault against the human race. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • The "machine intelligence" sci-fi threat isn't nearly as frightening as the prospect of Spock functioning as a 21st century Stasi - tacitly and explicitly encouraging acquaintances to rat each other out and thus fostering a culture of paranoia and distrust. If people think Wikipedia governance is a challenge around controversial topics and petty grievances...

  • Image of DaveMcClure500Hats DaveMcClure500Hats at 05:04 PM on 08/11/07 *

    seriously: you're suggesting that Spock & Radar Networks are 'nefariously' making all your pr0n interests & drunk photos somehow more visible than they already are? gee-whiz, i guess i'll never have to use Facebook, MySpace, or YouTube ever again to search for 'drunk prom queen' or 'ass crack plumber'. riiiiiight.

    get over yourself -- in case i'm missing something, you guys work for a tech gossip rag that displays photos of D-list celebs (like myself). VALLEYWAG NEEDS SPOCK worse than catholic girls need bad boys, blowjobs, & dild0s, and it should be a regular staple in all of your articles.

    (disclosure: i'm an advisor for Spock, and i've tagged all of you with 'geek pimp' and 'entertainment tonight' ;)

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