Martha says: "Anne, this is the first toothbrush I carved into a shiv while I was in prison. I used a paperclip to make those decorative curlicues in the handle. Do you want to know how I kept the shiv with me all the time?"

please photoshop this and repost, i just ate lunch

Pretty sad commentary... I guess crime does pay?

When I saw her on Wired, I puked. With the millions of tech citizens who don't break laws and haven't been to jail, they pick her.

Two women at a computer or two farm animals with leprosy? YOU DECIDE!

Wow, Martha, you're really good with that trackpoint...
Yeah, I picked that up in prison.
Huh?
I'll show you some time, dear.

Wow, they have such shiney faces! And I love Anne's acne, I would love to hit that, it would be like high school all over again...

That picture reminds me of a scene from 'Kentucky Fried Movie', (the funniest movie ever made), where scientists created a vaccum to suck the oil off teenager's faces to solve the oil crisis.

You'd think a guy who owns Google would have as a minimum criteria size 36C's.

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* Blemishes
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Each of them could buy and sell the commenters on this thread a few times over, including me. I'd take that in exchange for a shiny forehead on a hot PA afternoon, no?