A Valleywag reader claiming to be 'bored at work' {cough} forwarded a Craigslist M4W post. Three paragraphs caught our eye.

Ok, you have our attention.
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Ha! Indeed.
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That was unwise. Why imply you're 'well-known in my industry' and then post your IM alias?
So what's our industry boy looking for?
Black hair is good. I really like black hair (don't ask me why). Being "sweet" is really important. If you are into Yoga, Zen, or Buddhism then you earn extra points!
Read: Asian. Any Valleywag ladies want to get a pic for us?












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Asian-Americans aren't into Yoga, Zen, and Buddhism.... white people with a fascination for Asian culture are
I'm trying to figure out if None To Bright is an intentional mistake adding hilarious irony to the post, or if Guest Snarker is running his stuff through Babelfish before posting it to Valleywag.
I know who it is, ha ha.
I think I know who it is, too. But I thought he has/had a dog?
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