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    • Jimmy Stubble Wales The Sum of All Human Knowledge

      How Jimmy Wales gets the ladies

      We've always wondered how a schlubby guy like Jimmy Wales sees so much action. It can't be the I-founded-Wikipedia-can-I-edit-your-page pickup lines — for every Rachel Marsden he lands with those, one thinks Wales would get 10 drinks in the face. At last, we've gotten a scientific explanation: It's the stubble. A recent study found women prefer mates with stubbly cheeks to smooth faces or full beards. (Thank you, Don Johnson.) And according to Wales's comprehensive compendium of facial hair stylings, Wales himself is the iconic paragon of stubble. (Photo by EvgenyGenkin)

      5:00 PM on Mon Jun 30 2008
      By Owen Thomas
      1,948 views, 24 comments

      Latest by Troll_2.0: Jimbo looks like a pussy more »

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      1. One Yahoo's rant on reorgs, outsourcing search and "Yahoo's best era ever" (1,541 views, 1 comment)
      2. Facebook shareholders trying (and failing) to offload stock at a $5 billion valuation (1,266 views, 7 comments)
      3. Marc Andreessen to officially join Facebook board this week (603 views, 2 comments)
      4. How to sell your software for $20,000 a pop (5 comments, 577 views)
      5. Tech-sector sissies hide from SF Pride weekend (3 comments, 468 views)

      4:53 PM on Mon Jun 30 2008

    • Digital Music

      Bono agrees with U2 manager's attack on Internet service providers

      U2 frontman Bono disagreed with manager Paul McGuinness's judgment on the failure of Radiohead's Web busking for In Rainbows, but like McGuinness, he lays the blame for the death of the music industry's business model at the feet of those greedy Internet service providers in his open letter to New Music Express:
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      4:40 PM on Mon Jun 30 2008
      By Jackson West
      1,026 views, 6 comments

      Latest by harshmellow: I fell asleep when I read the word "ringtones" in McGuinness' piece. (ZZZZZZ) But then I woke back up in more »

    • cleantech

      Arnold Schwarzenegger slashes Tesla's taxes to keep electric cars in California

      Arnold Schwarzenegger dropped by a Tesla Motors workshop today to announce a tax-break deal. The exemption wooed Tesla execs to move a planned manufacturing facility for the proposed Tesla all-electric family sedan back to California from New Mexico. The Governator said it was further proof that you could be pro-business and pro-environment — not to mention anti-tax. A noted Hummer enthusiast, the former movie star's environmental record isn't exactly stellar. More »

      4:20 PM on Mon Jun 30 2008
      By Jackson West
      1,009 views, 4 comments

      Latest by dalejo: @notsofresh: Maybe he buys carbon credits just like Al Gore. That dude pollutes like nobody's business. more »

    • Caption Contest

      It isn't broken, it's reorged

      With Jerry Yang and company trying to pick up the pieces, shattered glass might be a better analogy than "systematic rot," but it's been used before. Have a better analogy? The best one will become the new headline. Friday's winner: "Affirmative... I poked one. It was dead." by godospoons. (Photo by Jerry Paffendorf)

      4:00 PM on Mon Jun 30 2008
      By Jackson West
      1,475 views, 15 comments

      Latest by Groovy Gnome: yahoo's cutting edge: jagged and broken more »

    • sex trade

      What Craigslist can and can't do about "daughters selling their bodies"

      After last week's FBI sting conducted in concert with local law enforcement, in which 389 arrests netted 21 underage prostitutes, including four in Sacramento, Craigslist is again in the sex-panicked spotlight. In a familiar routine, law enforcement give stories of how they use the site's Erotic Services section to launch investigations, and CEO Jim Buckmaster gives good onscreen time in voicing the Craigslist company line that it is aiding in efforts to monitor teen prostitution: More »

      3:40 PM on Mon Jun 30 2008
      By Melissa Gira Grant
      2,894 views, 2 comments

      Latest by valleywagfan: I just heard that Elms is out of jail... he beat the rap - it was all made up anyway. more »

    • copyfight

      Louis Vuitton awarded $63 million in suit against eBay

      Luxury goods manufacturers have been increasingly protective of brands, and Parisian courts have sided with homegrown companies against eBay twice now with a ruling against the online auction site in the amount of €40 million ($63 million) for its role in facilitating the trade in knockoff Louis Vuitton handbags, luggage and other accessories. Christian Dior, another brand owned by Vuitton parent LVMH, had earlier won a small judgment against eBay in French courts for the unauthorized sale of Dior perfumes — the perfumes were real, but were in breach of exclusivity agreements Dior had signed with other retailers. More »

      3:20 PM on Mon Jun 30 2008
      By Jackson West
      1,115 views, 4 comments

      Latest by harshmellow: This is just wrong. Ebay has the VeRO Program (Verified Rights Owners) and not to mention that it is against more »

    • Totally Gay

      Tech-sector sissies hide from SF Pride weekend

      The most shocking sight at yesterday's SF Pride parade wasn't the contingent of marching Googlers. It wasn't the Yahoo booth handing out temporary tattoos. It was the total absence of other tech companies, small or large, from what should have been a cheap and easy opportunity to build brand goodwill among the estimated one million attendees. Hello, Microsoft? Valleywag reporter Melissa Gira Grant helped build Float 183 for two nonprofit sponsors. More »

      3:00 PM on Mon Jun 30 2008
      By Paul Boutin
      2,481 views, 9 comments

      Latest by ps2300: at the least tech companies could have given props to pride via their sites...google and yahoo both did this. google more »

    • Jerry Yang

      Yahoo CEO tries to convince shareholders Microsoft never wanted to merge

      Perhaps you remember the morning of February 1, 2008, when Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer made public his intentions to purchase Yahoo at $31 per share. Or maybe you recall Ballmer's angry letter on April 5, demanding Yahoo answer to Microsoft's offer. Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang and the Yahoo board of directors would prefer you not. According to a shareholder presentation the group filed with the SEC — part of its campaign against Carl Icahn's alternative slate — Yahoo's board wants Yahoo shareholders to believe that "the record casts doubt on whether Microsoft was ever committed to a whole company acquisition." More »

      2:40 PM on Mon Jun 30 2008
      By Nicholas Carlson
      1,362 views, 1 comment

      Latest by andrewlsteele: The Microsoft recruiting ad on this post is a nice touch... :) more »

    • Acquisitions

      Internal management org chart for CBS and CNET

      Quincy Smith will serve as CEO and Neil Ashe will serve as president at CBS Interactive in the wake of the now-completed acquisition of CNET by CBS. And those are just the juicy meatballs atop a tangled mess of management noodles after executives from the two companies were tossed in the pot. News.com editor Dan Farber, however, didn't even make the menu, notes presumptive CNET killer Michael Arrington, who presents the internal memos emailed to CBS and CNET employees. Farber might have been prescient in posting a photo of early CNETeer Ryan Seacrest to his preview of the Web site's new redesign — the CBS News demographic is older than the silver-maned Farber, and CBS head honcho Les Moonves played up sports and entertainment ahead of news at the new company.

      2:20 PM on Mon Jun 30 2008
      By Jackson West
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