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Fighting server issues and fidgety comment accounts this week, Valleywag readers bravely soldiered on in the War to be Witty.
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Google
The future is here — not in that sexy Bruce Sterling way, more in the "Let's pre-post our April Fool's jokes on a weekday" way. After all, every day is April Fool's Day on the Internet. This year, Google's a big target (gee, who knew?):
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Advertisers
Love 'em like a hot prom date. Valleywag advertisers this week are:
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Apple
Wired News again goes for the quasisexual lead:
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Ask.com
The butler didn't do it! In response to the
dossier of dalliances from the olden days at Ask Jeeves, a tipster claiming to also be from the manservant-firing search company says none of those reported sexual escapades really went on:
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To-Do
Today
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Digital Rights Management Symposium: Fight the power! Or kill those commies! Well, with an Electronic Frontier Foundation member on the panel, this 2:30 PM symposium in SF's UC Hastings law school will be a
touch progressive.
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Google
The support team for Larry and Sergey needs a fourth member. According to the Google Jobs post, the new hire will handle super-classified work like the Google founders' schedules, security, hotels (that bit's easy, only one room to reserve), and other "highly sensitive, confidential and non-routine information."
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Vonage
Never order the Surf 'n' Turf. You want steak, or you want lobster. Order both — the priciest combo on the menu — and you're admitting you're a greedy jerk.
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