While you were sleeping,

• Blogger Mark Frauenfelder averted disaster by not editing comment spam and thus sending false messages to spies. (No, that wasn't supposed to make sense. Read the post.) [Boing Boing]
• Someone was being investigated for the same hobby that Internet-Ur-god Vint Cerf, HP co-founder David Packard, and Intel founder Gordon Moore spent their time on — home chemistry. [Wired]
• Apple fanboys realized that Steve may have a new pair of shoes, but dude, he's not getting a Dell. [Ars Technica]
• Craig Newmark's face got imperceptibly smugger. [Just guessing]
• Pictured: Steve Ballmer's head shrank. [Telecoms Korea]