<![CDATA[Valleywag: Oracle]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/valleywag.com.png <![CDATA[Valleywag: Oracle]]> http://valleywag.com/tag/oracle http://valleywag.com/tag/oracle <![CDATA[ Netflix crash caused by botched Oracle upgrade ]]> How did Netflix end up with massive delivery delays? "Because of massive database corruption in their Oracle cluster caused by a botched upgrade," according to a tipster. But don't blame Oracle (or Microsoft), necessarily. The tipster believes Netflix's own database adminstrators who bungled the upgrade. Why not just roll back the system?

I believe it's more complicated than that — probably transactions that happened *after* the upgrade that they now need to reconcile manually.

The theory would explain why Netflix seemed to know it received DVD returns from particular customers, but can't figure out what next from the queue to ship. (Photo by AP/Marcio Jose Sanchez)

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Thu, 14 Aug 2008 15:00:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5037267&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Oracle looking for programmers -- no experience necessary, or wanted! ]]> No olds allowed. That's the unspoken HR mantra of Web startups — but the noisomely discriminatory practice seems to be spreading to some of the Valley's largest companies. Valley engineers are clucking over a job listing posted to a list run by the Software Development Forum. In it, an Oracle recruiter advertised a laundry list of required technical skills — but then noted that only "fresh grads" could apply, due to what seems to be an unofficial policy at Oracle: "We have multiple openings for our newly formed EBS Integrations group at Oracle but we have a restriction to hire only fresh graduates from outside." Companies from Microsoft and Google regularly make a practice of hiring engineers right out of college. They are younger, healthier, and more pliable — less costly in every way. But can Oracle legally advertise a job, but then reject a qualified applicant because they're not a "fresh grad"? It seems unlikely, but I'd welcome thoughts from HR experts in the comments. Oracle's job listing:

Looking for FreshGrads Only in Oracle's EBS Integrations Group

Hello Everyone,

We have multiple openings for our newly formed EBS Integrations group at Oracle but we have a restriction to hire only fresh graduates from outside. So if you know someone who has just graduated and willing to join Oracle, please send me a copy of their resume.

Here is the job desc:
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Group: EBS Integration Development Team

Description:

Newly formed EBS Integration Group is currently looking for bright and talented people to deliver EBS solutions for various Process Integration Packs (PIPs). As a member of our staff you will be playing a vital role in designing, implementing and supporting the integration packs for Business processes defined by AIA team. If you are looking for an opportunity to enhance your skills and work on latest cutting edge technologies like WebServices, BPEL Process manager, Enterprise Service Bus (ESB) , XML and XSL then we will provide you that opportunity.

Candidate should be a self-starter, smart thinker and able to find information from vast Oracle information resources.

We currently have multiple openings in HQ and IDC.

* Design, Develop and support EBS integrations (ERP and CRM) with various products like Seibel, Psft, Glog, Retek, and Portal etc.

* Ability to quickly learn and contribute, solve complex problems and meet aggressive time deadlines.

* Ability to quickly grasp other products as position requires working in multiple product areas of EBS like Financials, Supply Chain and Manufacturing, CRM etc

* Willing to interact with AIA group, Product Strategy and Product management as position involves working with various cross- functional global teams in US and India.

* Understanding of SOA concepts is a plus.

* Understanding of (all or some) BPEL PM, ESB, Web Services, Java, Jdeveloper, pl/sql and XML is a plus.

* Understanding of EBS Financials, Customers, Supply Chain, Products, ALM, Order Management and CRM is a plus.

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Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:20:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5029251&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Oracle lawsuit kills off its cut-rate competition ]]> On Monday, spokespeople for software megalith SAP announced that SAP would shut down its software support subsidiary, TommorrowNow, which PC World called "a rising star in third-party maintenance and support for Oracle enterprise applications such as Siebel, PeopleSoft and JD Edwards." The fatal bullet: A lawsuit from Oracle that claimed TomorrowNow employees had downloaded confidential data and software from Oracle. SAP decided there wasn't enough left to save.

Over 200 big corporate customers like the American Red Cross and Southern California Edison are now without an alternative to Oracle's legendarily steep support fees. At the same time, SAP announced a new fee structure that fixes support costs at 22 percent of the original purchase price, compared to TomorrowNow who simply charged half of whatever Oracle did. Oracle in turn announced a 15-20 percent increase in support fees for U.S. customers. Hey, everybody wins!

If you're not familiar with IT at the big-corporation scale, enterprise software support fees are huge extra payments tacked on to any major software purchase for a large company — paying 22 percent of the original license, annually, isn't unusual. These fees in theory cover the cost of application support, patches and upgrades. Here's what's happening with Oracle: Big corporations trying to deal with a stalled economy are held in a stranglehold by application providers like Oracle, who can charge a lot for ongoing support because it's still cheaper than changing applications for 3,500+ users.

A newer option for enterprise customers is SaaS — software as a service. Instead of being installed on the customer's computes, the app is maintained on a Web server owned by the vendor. SaaS supposedly lowers the customer's infrastructure cost — no servers to own or maintain — and makes it easier for them to switch brands if they're not happy. But switching apps isn't free or easy if you're the electric company. Who's going to pay for TomorrowNow's shutdown? Probably you.

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Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:00:00 PDT Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5029269&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Keeping Bezos, Ellison and Schmidt safe cost $3.4 million last year ]]> Keeping Oracle CEO and cofounder Larry Ellison safe cost the company $1.7 million over the fiscal year ending May 31, 2007. Most of that money went to guards at his homes as well as installing and repairing home security systems, according to Oracle's SEC filings. Part of Amazon.com founder and CEO Jeff Bezos's 2007 compensation included $1.2 milion for personal security. Google CEO Eric Schmidt spent $475,000 on security in 2007. A lot of the money probably goes to security precautions that might seem a lot more like luxuries than necessities.

Limited Brands CEO Leslie Wexner, for example, spent much of his $1.25 million 2007 security allowance toward "protecting" his corporate aircraft, yacht and 22,371-sq. ft. home. "Security has become a convenient excuse for getting shareholders to pick up the cost for the CEO's lifestyle,' corporate watchdog American Federation of State's director of corporate governance and pension investment told the Wall Street Journal. (Illustration by Richard Blakeley)

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Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5016764&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ To push Yahoo deal, Google's dumpster-diving lobbyists recycle talking points ]]> Dumpster divingIn the '90s, Washington PR firm Chlopak Leonard Schechter pushed anti-Microsoft information that its client, Oracle, had obtained through hiring investigators to rifle through garbage. Now working for Google, Chlopak is taking a greener approach: It's reusing Google-friendly quotes already aired in the press as fill-in-the-blank quotes for other journalists. Chlopak flack Rob Haralson does not note that the quotes, which support Google's proposed deal to take over Yahoo's search advertising, mostly come from Google executives or lawyers speaking anonymously. Still, Haralson may not be acting as strategically as he thinks. The quotes portray the deal, which is facing antitrust scrutiny in Washington, as no more significant than a supplier providing parts to a PC maker. That may not be a particularly good analogy — has Haralson ever sat in on an Intel negotiation? Google's recycled arguments:

From: Rob Haralson
Sent: Friday, May 23, 2008 8:30 AM
To:
Subject: Google-Yahoo!

Hope all is well. There is a lot of information floating around about a possible transaction between Google and Yahoo!, and - as a consultant to Google - I wanted to provide you with some interesting quotes from a couple of recent articles exploring competition issues related to a potential deal.

"Straightforward Supplier Arrangement" with Parallels to Other Industries

"The approach the DoJ will take in evaluating a search-outsourcing deal will be different than evaluating a full-blown merger, an industry attorney said. Unlike mergers or business combinations where the acquirer is getting full operational control of an entity, this arrangement is likely to be reviewed as an original equipment manufacturing (OEM) relationship or a commercial one, he explained." - "Google-Yahoo: Anti-trust regulators to focus on commercial arrangements versus outright take over, source says" - dealReporter, May 16, 2008

"People involved in shaping Google's approach say the deal under consideration would be a straightforward supplier arrangement, similar to ones in the markets for computer printers, appliances and cell phone service.

"The printer industry, they say, is a perfect example. Canon supplies printer engines to about 80 percent of the laser printer market, including its rival Hewlett-Packard. They point to many others, including Whirlpool making appliances for Sears, AT&T licensing its mobile network to Virgin and other small carriers, Toyota selling hybrid engines to General Motors and Microsoft tailoring its Office software for Apple computers." - "Google Says It Will Defend Competitive Rationale of a Yahoo Deal" - New York Times, May 22, 2008

DOJ and FTC Have Endorsed "Co-opetition" Arrangements

"In its antitrust guidelines for partnerships among competitors, issued in 2000, the Justice Department and Federal Trade Commission said: 'In order to compete in modern markets, competitors sometimes need to collaborate. ... Such collaborations are not only benign but pro-competitive.'" - "Google Says It Will Defend Competitive Rationale of a Yahoo Deal" - New York Times, May 22, 2008

"...if one company has a more efficient technology than the other, with one wanting to outsource to the other, a deal can be structured that still leaves a lot of independent competition, the industry attorney explained." - "Google-Yahoo: Anti-trust regulators to focus on commercial arrangements versus outright take over, source says" - dealReporter, May 16, 2008

Deal Likely to be "Easily Approved" by U.S. Regulators

"'If there were a deal [with Yahoo], we would anticipate structuring the deal to address the antitrust concerns that have been widely discussed,' [Eric] Schmidt said." - "Google execs hope for long-term ad deal with Yahoo" - Associated Press, May 8, 2008

"These collaborative deals tend to be easily approved by American antitrust authorities, and Google presented the Yahoo plan as such a deal in response to initial inquiries by the Justice Department.

"'There is nothing in antitrust law that says a company can't use the best technology,' said one person involved in confidential discussions of the deal. 'It can't be bad for competition to help a company become more efficient.'" - "Google Says It Will Defend Competitive Rationale of a Yahoo Deal" - New York Times, May 22, 2008

Deal Likely to be Non-Exclusive, Reducing Antitrust Risk

"The arrangement currently under consideration would be a non-exclusive arrangement in which Google would allow Yahoo to use selected ad technologies but would not be structured as a 100% outsourcing deal, the source familiar said. This is an important aspect of the deal as Yahoo would continue to use its technology for some search queries and maintain a search capability. The company would also have the ability to use the information gained from the arrangement to perfect its algorithms and improve its systems, the source said." - "Google-Yahoo: Anti-trust regulators to focus on commercial arrangements versus outright take over, source says" - dealReporter, May 16, 2008

In summary, the reports indicate that:

- Any deal between Google and Yahoo! would be non-exclusive;
- The deal looks to be similar to those in which companies provide competitors with complementary services or technologies; and
- The Department of Justice has approved similar deals in the past.

The negotiations between the two companies are ongoing, so more details may be emerging over the course of the next several days and weeks. If you'd prefer not to receive more emails about this, please let me know. Alternatively, I am happy to provide you more information at your request.

Best,
Rob Haralson

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Rob Haralson | Chlopak, Leonard, Schechter, and Associates

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Mon, 26 May 2008 09:00:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393208&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Oracle CEO Larry Ellison is Iron Man ]]> TonyStarkandLarryEllison.jpgBesides creating one of the world's most successful tech companies, Larry Ellison invented the 5 o'clock shadow plus blazer look. He drives an Audi R8 to the gym — the car Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson described as "like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley." Ellison also owns a gigantic high-tech yacht on to which he disappears for months at a time. Face it, people: He is Tony Stark, known as Iron Man in the press. And his employees think so, too. "Having watched the movie at an Oracle employees premiere," one writes, "I can agree and I'm sure so do my fellow Oracle employees." Clips for comparison, below.


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Thu, 15 May 2008 13:00:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=390837&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the greediest of them all? ]]> By adding up salary, bonuses and vested or sold equity, Forbes came up with a list of the top 12 richest tech CEOs. And taking over the No. 1 slot from Steve Jobs, who slipped to 11th, is Oracle CEO Larry Ellison — who also topped the list of all American CEOs with $192.9 million in compensation in just one year. Still, not enough to bump him up to 13th place on the world billionaire chart. But surely enough to help a whole lot of cash-strapped school districts. (Photo by AP/Paul Sakuma)

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Fri, 02 May 2008 13:40:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=386712&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Why should you care about Google's App Engine? ]]> google_logo.gifNow that the announcement of Google's App Engine is official, it's opening up the company's cloud computing infrastructure as an API platform for Web application developers. Basically, it binds computing power, storage and database tools — much like Amazon.com's EC2, S3 and SimpleDB, respectively, but all tied together into one package. Plus, for the first 10,000 beta users at least, it'll be completely free up to a certain level of usage. What's in it for Google?

For starters, more Web applications mean more pages running Google-brokered ads. App Engine also runs on Google's preferred programming language, Python, not PHP or Ruby — meaning the developers of tomorrow now know definitively what scripting environment to work in, and the company's talent pool will grow. But ZDnet might have the winning theory: it will make the cost of acquiring startups much lower for Google.

Take YouTube, for example. The company succeeded partly on the merits of being able to keep its databases running. While other video sharing services wilted under their popularity, while YouTube remained online. But once Google purchased YouTube, it had to invest engineers and time into translating the company's backend into something that would work in their other systems. Next time, the transition will be nearly seamless.

So for the startup ecosystem, developers can either go Google or go elsewhere. And if they go Google and build something successful, there will be a threshhold of traffic where they'll be presented with two choices — either pay to play on Google's servers, or sell to Google. In any but the first scenario, Google is all up in your balance sheet. Doesn't look good for Amazon.com and Oracle, which powers Amazon's SimpleDB.

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Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:11:38 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=377124&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jon Fisher desperately wants you to know he sold a company to Oracle ]]> Meet Jon B. Fisher, former CEO of three software companies, including security firm Bharosa. In the clip above, Mark Cannice of the University of San Francisco asks Fisher if he regrets selling Bharosa to Oracle. Fisher does not. He tells us, "Bharosa returned 6X to investors in 3 years." Given Bharosa raised $2 million and that a company at its stage typically sells 25 percent of the company to outside investors, figure Fisher sold to Oracle for maybe $48 million. It's decent bank, but we're starting to wonder if Fisher — not a Bharosa founder — didn't get enough equity for himself before the sale.

In January, he started hounding us to cover the story, by then seven months old, of Bharosa's sale. At one point, he emailed us his bio, which was very informative about Fisher's college extracurriculars.

Jon was a freshman starter on the Vassar College basketball team but opted to discontinue his Division III career in favor of starting his first company in Silicon Valley.
Finally, we asked Fisher if he's job-hunting. "No, worse," he wrote back, "Have book coming out." ]]>
Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=373984&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Oracle earnings and sales up big, but still not enough for the Street ]]> AP07052009390.jpgOracle's quarterly profit rose 30 percent while revenue climbed 21 percent and margins improved — but the stock is down almost 10 percent in after-hours trading. Why? Growth fell short of expectations. Let this be a lesson to anyone thinking about taking a company public — I'm looking at you Mark Zuckerberg — the public is very unforgiving. You can't rest on your laurels. Companies must come up with new ways to make money that are both profitable and sexy. It's not enough to, as Oracle did, merely buy your competitors.

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Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:00:00 PDT Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=372615&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Larry Ellison and fellow billionaire trade accusations of rigging the America's Cup ]]> bmw_oracle_americas_cup.jpgThe America's Cup is the world's premier opportunity for the ultrariches to prove whose is bigger. But if you think the race has anything to do with sailing, you'd be mistaken — it's about who can muster the most capital. This year the victor could be rigged by lawyers, not sailors, thanks to a spat between billionaire software tycoon Larry Ellison and billionaire biotech tycoon Ernesto Bertarelli.

Last July, the Golden Gate Yacht Club sued Cup defenders Société Nautique de Genève [PDF], accusing the Swiss of hand-picking an unqualified challenger, the newly formed Club Náutico Español de Vela. The Deed of Gift, which outlines the terms and rules of the race, requires that a challenging club hold an annual regatta — CNEV held a regatta, with boats crewed by children, only after being selected as challenger.

Now it's SNG's turn to accuse the GGYC of trying to tilt the field. GGYC wants the race to be held in October, giving the Alinghi team only seven months to build their boat. The BMW Oracle team, meanwhile, started building their multi-hulled vessel three months ago. SNG wants the race held in 2009, and says that the GGYC originally agreed that any race would be held ten months after the legal decision had been handed down [PDF].

We are disappointed that GGYC is backtracking on this agreement and launching a new legal campaign seeking to undo what GGYC previously agreed to. Why not simply meet us on the water and settle this there?
Probably because Ellison figures that if the case goes back to mediation, New York State Supreme Court Justice Herman Cahn will likely rule in the home team's favor. Us Yankees have a saying — "If you aren't cheating, you aren't trying." (AP/Fernando Bustamante)

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Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:00:01 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=371606&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Ellison to Yang: get over it ]]> Larry_Ellison.jpgOracle founder and longtime Microsoft opponent Larry Ellison believes Microsoft-Yahoo is a good idea. "MSN is modestly successful," Ellison told the New York Times. "It would be a formidable portal combined with Yahoo." Ellison also suggested Yahoo CEO and cofounder Jerry Yang might not know what's best for the company. Company founders, said the guy who's completed two hostile takeovers in the last four years, "sometimes have a hard time separating their emotions from what's best for shareholders."

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Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:42:23 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=367365&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Mark Zuckerberg and 46 others make up the Bay Area billionaires list ]]> Who's the richest billionaire in the Bay Area? No surprise here: Oracle founder and yachting enthusiast Larry Ellison, is the 14th wealthiest in the world (which must grate on him something fierce) with $25 billion. Trailing him are a trio of Googlers, Larry and Sergey with almost $19 billion each and CEO Eric Schmidt with $6.6 billion. Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, the youngest billionaire is pegged at $1.5 billion and outgoing eBay CEO Meg Whitman, one of only 99 women on the list, has $1.3 billion. Other local billionaires include Steve Jobs, Charles Schwab and George Lucas. Grab the full list from Forbes.

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Thu, 06 Mar 2008 15:10:50 PST Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=364878&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Fake Larry Ellison to Steve Ballmer: The 100-word version ]]> AP03070901536.jpgA MarketWatch reporter pens a faux-advice letter from sailing-obsessed takeover king Larry Ellison to Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer. It's far too long to read the whole thing, so I'll do the work for you. Here's the 100-word version:
I have to tell you Steve, I frankly think you show too much. Have you ever seen me jumping up and down in a monkey-dance, red-faced, out of breath, screaming, "I ... LOVE ... THIS ... COMPANY?" You need to be more Zen, cool, calm and collected, like ageless me.

Fake Larry continues:

Steve, you wear your heart on your sleeve. Bad move. A favorite phrase of mine from The Art of War is "All warfare is based on deception."

It would seem that no one else is interested in Yahoo and you may prevail in this costly battle that will drain your cash. If it goes to a proxy battle, the insults will fly. I never cared about that, because I believe in myself and only myself.

And if you win government approval, then your hell has only just begun. It can only be messy, especially as you try to decide things like Yahoo [Mail] or Hotmail? I hope those decisions will keep you forever occupied.

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Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:40:50 PST Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=359184&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Benioff pushing Salesforce on Oracle? ]]> Benioff.jpgSalesforce.com representatives have quietly approached Oracle to see if it would buy the company for $75 a share, Tom Foremski reports. Oracle CEO Larry Ellison already owns a piece of Salesforce, but he's also an early investor in NetSuite, a rival service for online customer-relationship management. The offer, if true, would be a 47 percent premium over Salesforce.com's share price before this morning market opening.

It would also be a brutal comeuppance for Salesforce.com CEO Marc Benioff, who had a very public tiff with Ellison, for whom he worked at Oracle and once idolized. Benioff has since championed a "no software" marketing campaign aimed straight at Oracle; unlike Oracle's offerings, Salesforce.com does not require the installation of software. Selling to Oracle would require eating a lot of crow. Then again, if Benioff actually gets that price, it would cement his reputation as a consummate salesman. Perhaps that's worth an uncomfortable swallow. (Photo by Robert Scoble)

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Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:40:38 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=354878&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ BEA has told its employees not to blog about ... ]]> BEA has told its employees not to blog about the software maker's impending merger with Oracle. For the record, we stand with BEA management on this one. BEA employees, why go through the trouble of blogging when you can just send us tips and let us take care of it for you? [Docu-Drama]

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Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:32:42 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=350884&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Global Equities Research analyst Trip Chowdhry ... ]]> Global Equities Research analyst Trip Chowdhry on Oracle's purchase of BEA Systems: "Contacts tell us that Oracle delayed giving yearly raises to its employees for a quarter to fund the acquisition, which indicates seriousness on Oracle's part to have the acquisition done." [Epicenter]

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Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:28:48 PST Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=345772&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Oracle vs. BEA -- the 9-word version ]]> As we've chronicled, Oracle CEO Larry Ellison has conducted a war of words with BEA in his protracted takeover fight, threatening to pull his $17-a-share bid or make a lower offer. BEA's board also said it would accept nothing lower than $21 a share. In the end, BEA sold for $19.375 a share. The Wall Street Journal's explanation? "Don't believe anything anyone says in a takeover fight." That sounds about right.

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Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:00:27 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=345692&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Oracle and Sun attack the stack ]]> stack.pngOracle has acquired BEA for $8.5 billion. Sun has acquired MySQL for $1 billion. These events are not coincidence. Oracle, which already makes a database, wants to add BEA's software on top of that database. Sun, which makes application servers and other software which connects to databases, wants to slip MySQL in underneath that layer. It all adds up to what geeks and software salesmen call a "stack," or a complete package of interconnecting programs.

The irony is that BEA rose to prominence on the notion that its application server would make things simpler for database buyers. Buy any database you'd like, and BEA's application server would connect to it. Likewise, MySQL grew as a cheaper, open-source alternative to databases from IBM and Oracle.

A database here, an application server there, a bit of open-source software on top of that all sounds nice in theory. It proved in practice to be a headache for the influential tech buyers at large corporations. One salesperson calling on them, one phone number to dial when things went wrong, it turns out, is what they really wanted.

The consolidation was inevitable, if perhaps a bit sad. The goal of the stack game is to make sure that your software is the layer on top — the one that matters to programmers, the one applications are designed for. BEA and MySQL both had grand ambitions in that regard. Those are now coming to an end. Sun and Oracle will no doubt make grand statements about how compatible their software is, how well their children play with others. Ignore those. The history of IT tells us those promises are false.

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Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:55:30 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=345665&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Megan Ellison loves the ladies, just like Dad ]]> Megan Ellison, bi the wayThat New York Post item about an "Internet billionaire" and his "lady-loving," "wild-child" daughter who's been to rehab twice still has us thinking. Former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel's daughter Courtenay is wild enough, but her dad's not rich enough. How about Megan Ellison, daughter of Oracle CEO Larry Ellison, the aspiring film producer? Her MySpace profile lists her as "bi". And while we haven't heard anything about stints in rehab, she did write the following in a MySpace blog entry:

I am concerned that I may be giving up my youth, my right as a 21 year-old to be an irresponsible idiot from time to time.
Megan Ellison drinkingAnd the caption on the photo above?
Drunk dialing Dad in Paris after 3 bottles of Dom.
Three bottles? Impressive, even to Larry, I'm sure. Megan, I think there's room for you and your Treo at Promises. ]]>
Wed, 26 Dec 2007 10:20:38 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=337723&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Oracle's quarterly profit rose 35 percent ... ]]> Oracle's quarterly profit rose 35 percent year over year, while sales rose 28 percent. Oracle says its results indicate the company is gaining market share at the expense of rivals SAP and IBM. We say it's because boring is the new interesting. [Reuters]

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Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:28:13 PST Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=335946&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Amazon.com's SimpleDB is perfect for your stupid Web 2.0 startup ]]> Amazon now offering SimpleDB to the simplemindedThose not initiated in the mysteries of databases, i.e. most of us, may think that Amazon.com's new SimpleDB service is competition for established databases from Microsoft, Oracle, and IBM. It's not. Nor is it, in the lofty language of Web-computing evangelists, a "cloud-based" alternative to large Web databases. But it's probably a perfect match for your stupid Web 2.0 startup, which makes it a genius move by Amazon.

SimpleDB lacks some of the most basic features of "relational" databases, the entrenched enterprise products which pay the salaries of those pasty sysadmins who natter on for hours about stored procedures and triggers when you just want them to run a report. As Uncov has smartly observed, SimpleDB is 18 times less efficent than other databases.

But that's not a bug, that's a feature. Amazon has designed a database which transmits data inefficiently, and then charges users by the amount of data transmitted. The MBA who put together this business plan deserves a raise. This isn't a database; it's a Ponzi scheme. One designed to transfer money from venture capitalists to Amazon.

So who's the patsy? Well, startups who have already gotten hooked on Amazon's other cloud-computing services, like S3 (storage) and EC2 (computing). They're a natural target. Amazon helps them get up and running with a proof-of-concept website. Never mind that it won't scale cost-effectively. By the time a real CTO gets hired and figures that out, they'll already have raised $40 million from unwitting venture capitalists. In the meantime, the startuppers get to tell users that their data is safely stored with Amazon, a name consumers trust. Win-win-win.

SimpleDB's perfect for anyone who's not aiming to serve millions of users. In other words, most of the Web 2.0 startups today that won't be around two years from now. If your ambitions are low, your technical skills lower, and your sense of shame lower yet, Jeff Bezos has the database for you.

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Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:44:58 PST Tim Faulkner http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=334725&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Larry Ellison has sold off 1 million shares ... ]]> Larry Ellison has sold off 1 million shares of Oracle every day since late September. Over the last two months, he's cashed out over $707 million. He's on track to liquidate over a billion dollars worth of stock this year. [Docu-Drama]

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Tue, 20 Nov 2007 15:01:05 PST Megan McCarthy http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=325153&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Larry Ellison has at least one oversized ball ]]>
I've always heard Oracle CEO Larry Ellison had big cojones. No photographic proof, alas, has arrived at Valleywag yet. But this gigantic disco ball — so large it had to be transported by flatbed truck — for an event at Oracle's OpenWorld conference, which starts tomorrow, seems proof enough. To make room for Oracle's other outsized ambitions, San Francisco has closed off Howard Street through next Saturday. (Photo by Royce Perez)

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Sat, 10 Nov 2007 18:29:03 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=321290&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ BEA Systems will share financials and other ... ]]> BEA Systems will share financials and other internal data with shareholder Carl Icahn in an attempt to convince him that BEA is worth more than the $17 per share that Oracle had offered in an unsolicited takeover bid. BEA has not filed a quarterly report with the SEC in over a year because of an investigation into possible backdating of stock options. [WSJ]

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Mon, 05 Nov 2007 11:43:17 PST Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=318978&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Oracle waits for BEA's self-esteem to deflate ]]> Larry EllisonAnalysts believe that Oracle will still buy BEA ... eventually. However, since no "white knights" have stepped forward to make competing offers, the consensus is that the $17 offer Oracle initially made was too high a price. Carl Icahn, who owns 15 percent of BEA, wrote "I view your public declaration of a $21-per-share, 'take it or leave it' price as a management entrenchment tactic, not a negotiating technique" in an open letter to the BEA board. Oracle CEO Larry Ellison also seems to have a take-it-or-leave-it attitude towards BEA, having said nothing since Oracle's initial offer expired last week. "Now, both sides will probably stand back and stare at each other for a while," said one analyst. How unexciting.

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Fri, 02 Nov 2007 14:37:09 PDT Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=318446&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Another minute, another Google Gang member ]]> Photo by russelljsmithAccording to a source, blog-software company Six Apart has joined as another partner for Google's OpenSocial platform. For those of you keeping count at home, don't bother. The list is surely to grow as word gets out. Social network Friendster, for example, wasn't asked to join the Google Gang. The pioneering social network begged to be included after a story leaked on TechCrunch. Google's secrecy is making the whole "open" affair less than transparent, as different names leak to different reporters. Here's a list of media outlets and the OpenSocial partners they list.


  • The New York Times: Google's Orkut, LinkedIn, Hi5, Friendster, Plaxo and Ning
  • O'Reilly's Radar: Hi5, iLike, Slide, LinkedIn, Plaxo, Ning and Six Apart
  • TechCrunch: Orkut, Salesforce.com, LinkedIn, Ning, Hi5, Plaxo, Friendster, Viadeo and Oracle
  • Valleywag: Hi5, Orkut, LinkedIn, Friendster, Ning, Salesforce.com, and Oracle

Guess the only way to find out for sure who's involved is to attend CampFire Thursday night on the Google campus. We would, but we have a thing against CamelCase. But bring us back a s'more, wouldja?

(Photo by russelljsmith)

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Wed, 31 Oct 2007 13:56:02 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=317408&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Larry Ellison can buy Facebook without breaking a sweat ]]> AP07052009390.jpgOracle CEO Larry Ellison (who recently quit his fake blog) has sold more than $500 million in Oracle stock in the past month — and is planning to sell 100 million shares worth $2.16 billion at current prices in total. Ellison, who is much richer than you, will own 1.17 billion shares — 22.7 percent of the company's total — at the end of this period of "asset diversification and liquidity." Executives frequently arrange sales months in advance, under "scheduled trading plans," to avoid insider trading accusations. ORCL is up 28 percent year to date. Forbes pegs Ellison's current net worth at $26 billion. (Photo by AP/Bernat Armangue)

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Wed, 31 Oct 2007 13:33:35 PDT Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=317397&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Nobody wants BEA ]]> Larry EllisonCarl Icahn, the activist investor, is pressing BEA Systems to put Oracle's $17 per share offer to a shareholder vote. Icahn owns 13 percent of the software maker. "BEA is badly miscalculating Oracle's desire ... Oracle doesn't need BEA. At some point, Oracle will buy these guys, but it's completely at Oracle's discretion," says Peter Goldmacher, a Cowen & Co. analyst. Since there hasn't been a competing offer in the three weeks since the initial unsolicited bid, Oracle remains BEA's only suitor. Correction: Bitches not so jealous after all.

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Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:38:02 PDT Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=316419&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ BEA Systems responded quickly to Oracle's ... ]]> BEA Systems responded quickly to Oracle's rebuff of its $21-a-share counteroffer. We "cannot endorse a proposal that ... significantly undervalues BEA," spake BEA's board. BEA's stock price has fallen below Oracle's $17 bid, which suggests investors think a deal is increasingly unlikely. [Mercury News]

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Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:59:11 PDT Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=315685&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Oracle has responded to yesterday's statement ... ]]> Larry EllisonOracle has responded to yesterday's statement from BEA Systems that it was worth $21 per share. Larry Ellison's software empire had previously offered $17 per share in an unsolicited takeover bid. Oracle says $21 is an "impossibly high price" and "nobody would seriously consider paying that." Well, we saw that coming. So predictable, that Ellison. We look forward to more passive-aggressive statements issuing forth in the future. [Mercury News]

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Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:47:44 PDT Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=315657&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ BEA Systems wants at least $21 a share from ... ]]> Larry EllisonBEA Systems wants at least $21 a share from Oracle — or anyone else who wants to buy them. That's a mere $4 per share more than Larry Ellison offered. Don't expect Ellison to just say "OK" to this. That would make him look weak and easily manipulated. And it was probably a bad move, since it essentially set a ceiling for what Ellison might offer — any more, and he'd look like he gave in to BEA's demands. We suspect, though, that the deal will get done at some point soon, once the two companies are done playing grabass. Oh, and Oracle rival SAP? Says they don't want BEA. Bitches just jealous. [Mercury News]

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Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:10:42 PDT Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=315127&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Larry Ellison is not used to getting rejected. ... ]]> Larry Ellison is not used to getting rejected. After being spurned twice by BEA's board, Oracle is now threatening to withdraw its $17-a-share offer for the software maker on Sunday. The stock, however, is still trading above $17. Translation? Wall Street thinks Ellison is bluffing. [Tech trader Daily]

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Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:45:44 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=314040&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ A strip club brings data nerds to the yard ]]> The Web 2.0 Summit attracted the Valley's elite to the swanky Palace Hotel, but Oracle's OpenWorld conference, scheduled for November 11-15 at the Moscone Center, draws the far nerdier enterprise IT set. How do database dorks spend an evening in seedy San Francisco after a long day of conference sessions? A Market Street strip club knows. They're not interested in wining and dining networkers in hopes of attracting VC millions. No, they go straight to the city's many strip clubs to blow off steam accumulated from many hours in back office server rooms. The Market Street Cinema posted the above signage upon the conclusion of the Web 2.0 Summit anticipating a stampede of sex-starved database administrators. (Photo by ChannelWeb Network)

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Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:08:12 PDT Tim Faulkner http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=313708&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Live! Geeky! Girls! ]]> ShesGeeky.jpgUnconferences and open bars populate today's Valleywag Calendar. Girls (and boys), get your geek on.

  • She's Geeky, an unconference aimed at bringing together women in technology, begins at noon at the Computer History Museum in Mountain View. [She's Geeky]
  • Oracle opens its doors at noon for its turn as host of Lunch 2.0. [Lunch 2.0]
  • The digital media-focused >Play Conference, held on Saturday in Berkeley, will host a preconference tailgate party tonight at the Beale Street Bar in SOMA. [Upcoming]
  • Mobile software startup LimeLife hosts an open bar for attendees of this week's CTIA wireless-industry convention. The invite says that guests are invited to bring friends, so drop on by District wine bar on Townsend and Third sometime between 6:30 and 11 to get your drink on, gratis. [Facebook]

Got a to-do that's a must-do? Send it to calendar@valleywag.com. Check out more events on our Google Calendar:

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Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:01:57 PDT Megan McCarthy http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=313332&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ How Oracle trashes the companies it buys ]]>
A cautionary tale for BEA, the software company Larry Ellison is trying to add to his Oracle-housed collection: When Oracle's integration teams sweep through, they obliterate all traces of the prior company. Take, for example, Siebel, the sales-management software company Oracle gobbled up in 2005. Writes a tipster:

Our company just moved into the old Siebel campus in San Mateo, which has been empty since Oracle relocated the remaining employees. The only thing left of Siebel on the campus is shown in the attached photo.
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Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:25:48 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=311611&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Oracle executive John Wookey has left the ... ]]> Oracle executive John Wookey has left the software company, reportedly after a spat with CEO Larry Ellison. Anything to do with Oracle's recent offer to buy BEA — or a sign of trouble brewing with Oracle's next-generation version of superboring business software? Anyway, all we really care about is the spat. More spats, please! [eWeek]

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Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:23:41 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=311534&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ BEA Systems has rejected an unsolicited Oracle ... ]]> BEA Systems has rejected an unsolicited Oracle takeover bid. BEA believes they are "worth substantially more to Oracle, to others and, more importantly, to our shareholders." One, two, three, four, I declare a bidding war. [SF Chronicle]

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Sat, 13 Oct 2007 21:01:47 PDT Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=310597&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ What do you get when you combine ORCL and BEA? ]]> Using the ticker symbols for Oracle and BEA Systems, a software company Oracle is trying to buy, as Scrabble pieces, venture capitalist Paul Kedrosky manages to spell "corbel," "cabler," and, well, "oracle." But we have a better use for "BEA" and "ORCL" — a new name for the merged companies which summarizes their software's incredible ability to put people to sleep.

"Boracle."

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Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:53:40 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=310394&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Larry Ellison seeks BEA to add to software collection ]]> Ellison wants moreI'm beginning to think that tech mogul Larry Ellison collects software companies the way he buys car, yachts, and tracts of land: Not because he needs another one, but just because he wants to have more. His devilish $6.66 billion offer for BEA Systems is right in character. For years, BEA has been mentioned as an Oracle takeover target. Its core product line, WebLogic, acts as middleware connecting Web servers and databases. Databases, of course, are Oracle's bread and butter. But Oracle already has its own middleware. The attraction here, I suspect, is more BEA's customer base. As he's done with other software purchases like Hyperion and PeopleSoft, Ellison can slash BEA's costs, rein in new development, and collect the cash flow from software-licensing fees. Which may make BEA a more practical bauble than the rest — but a bauble nonetheless.

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Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:33:51 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=307356&view=rss&microfeed=true