<![CDATA[Valleywag: Nbc]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/valleywag.com.png <![CDATA[Valleywag: Nbc]]> http://valleywag.com/tag/nbc http://valleywag.com/tag/nbc <![CDATA[ NBC almost sold out of video ads for Olympics ]]> With a little help from brands McDonald’s, Johnson & Johnson, Hilton, Coca-Cola and Anheuser-Busch, NBC Universal is 85 percent sold out of its expected inventory of ads to play at the beginning ofOlympics Web videos. All of the ads will be 15- and 30-second "prerolls" — because that's the only kind the International Olympic Committee currently allows. Hate prerolls? Go ahead and set up your own broadcast, then, bub. (Photo by striatic)

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Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5024937&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NBC contractor not fired for posting Tim Russert's death to Wikipedia ]]> Did you read our post that said a contractor at NBC had been fired for updating Tim Russert's Wikipedia page with news of the Meet the Press moderator's death? Um, never mind: Silicon Alley Insider reporter Michael Learmonth has confirmed with NBC executives that "the dude," as he puts it, wasn't fired, although he was briefly suspended. Since the earlier New York Times report was credibly reported from NBC employees, I emailed Learmonth to double-check his sources. Turns out he'd had the correct story all along, but we all liked "fired" better.

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Mon, 07 Jul 2008 14:40:00 PDT Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5022710&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NBC Universal buys Weather Channel ]]> NBC Universal and two private equity firms, Bain Capital and the Blackstone Group, acquired the Weather Channel and Weather.com from Landmark Communications over the weekend for a rumored $3.5 billion. Yes, we're not shocked either that NBC figured out Weather Plus wasn't taking over the meteorological universe. [PaidContent]

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Mon, 07 Jul 2008 08:20:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5022508&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Employee at NBC contractor fired for network on Russert death ]]> When Meet The Press host Tim Russert died, NBC held the news so it could inform Russert's family first. An employee at Internet Broadcasting Services, which provides web services for some of NBC affiliates, went ahead and updated Russert's Wikipedia page anyway. Then the New York Times saw the update and broke the news before NBC itself. NBC executives heard about the slip, got upset and now, IBS has responded by firing the employee who updated the page. Silicon Alley Insider's Peter Kafka and Henry Blodget say IBS shouldn't have fired the employee and that NBC should get with the times. Citizen journalism happens, Blodget writes, "and the genie isn't going back in the bottle." Except what the IBS employee did wasn't "citizen journalism."

Citizen journalism is when a person not in the news profession sees news happen and reports it. What the IBS employee did was like an employee at a newspaper's printing press calling up the competition before starting the next morning's run. The Wikipedia page update was a leak, and when caught, leakers get fired. (Except when they live in California and are smart enough to set up anonymous email accounts.)

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Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:00:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5018738&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ YouTube moves to counter Hulu by offering full-length movies and shows ]]> Mark Cuban says Hulu is kicking ass because of a simple marketing device: The NBC and News Corp.-backed site is advertising full-length programs on YouTube to get traffic to shows on which they can sell real advertising. YouTube, rather than ban Hulu, is now angling to keep that traffic in-house by allowing partners to upload shows up to 1 gigabyte in size, enough room for full-length film and television programming (though not at great quality).

While YouTube has hosted videos over ten minutes in the past, notably including feature film Four Eyed Monsters, in-house Google videos and Charles Trippy's longest YouTube video ever stunt, and early content partners have had the freedom to push the envelope from time to time. But now it's official, and it's certainly in the hopes of garnering better content, running more ads and pumping up "engagement" metrics like average time on site.

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Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:20:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5017613&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NBC contractor broke Tim Russert death on Wikipedia first ]]> A half-hour before the news broadcast on NBC, a Wikipedia user hailing from IP address 66.187.200.74 updated NBC's Tim Russert's page to report the newsman's death. Scooped by the world's most authoritative guide to Idaho wine? How embarrassing for NBC. How worrisome for one of its contractors. See, the IP address 66.187.200.74 belongs to a company called Internet Broadcasting, which maintains some of NBC's local news websites. Not a very good way to keep a news organization as a customer.

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Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5017164&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ ABC tops online, with CBS a comer ]]> ABC has the most popular television network website, just a shade more popular than NBC.com among the six broadcasters sampled by HitWise. But both websites are down in their relative share of the online audience, while CBS has greatly increased visits. Why? Well, for starters, CBS is ahead in the year-to-date ratings race for actual television. The top draws to the network sites are, once again, competitions and other game shows — American Idol was the top draw for Fox, Deal or No Deal for NBC and Dancing With the Stars for ABC. Almost every site, however, kept users on longer, with the average user spending three more minutes on CBS. Only visits to NBC got shorter, probably because some users are going to Hulu to watch full episodes of shows like The Office and 30 Rock

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Tue, 03 Jun 2008 13:40:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5012700&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Report: NBC Universal and private equity bid $3.5 billion for Weather Channel and Weather.com ]]> Joining with private equity firms Blackstone and Bain Capital, NBC Universal bid $3.5 billion to acquire the Weather Channel and Weather.com. The cable channel is available in 97 percent of all cable TV home and has 96 million U.S. subscribers. With its local coverage and the always popular schadenfreude-laced disaster porn excerpted in the video above, Weather.com can claim a "people count" of 19 million in the U.S., according to Compete.

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Fri, 30 May 2008 08:20:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=394231&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Sugar Publishing ventures into "as seen on TV" product-pushing market ]]> San Francisco-based blog network Sugar Publishing has bought StarBrand Media, a company that works with television producers to highlight and sell clothing and furnishings that appear in popular shows such as Gossip Girl, making every moment in every show an opportunity to place a product. One network it doesn't work with yet is NBC, which just happens to have invested in Sugar Publishing.

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Wed, 21 May 2008 10:20:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=392444&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Microsoft confirms company abides by imaginary broadcast-flag law ]]> the_corruptibles_broadcast_flag_eff.jpgUsers of Microsoft's Windows Media Center began having trouble using the software to copy NBC shows for later viewing like any DVR would. The reason? The network had marked copying the show as verboten under the terms of the FCC's proposed, but never implemented, broadcast-flag rules. In other words, Microsoft is enforcing a law that does not exist. (An EFF video, "The Corruptibles," provides a good, if activist-biased, explanation of the broadcast-flag controversy.) [News.com]

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Mon, 19 May 2008 15:40:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=391773&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Why does Madison Avenue have to beg its way into Web videos? ]]> Hulu, the Web-video venture of NBC Universal and News Corp., reached nearly 900,000 visitors last month, according to Compete. Too bad that its 15-second ads and spots spliced into the middle of videos aren't where ad agencies want to spend their clients' money. They want to spend it the way LonelyGirl15's backers do — on product placements. "Just placing ads like prerolls are not a big interest to us, frankly," Digitas EVP Carl Fremont told Silicon Alley Insider. "That's just taking the old TV model and adapting it to a new screen. We would rather work with a producer and develop custom content." Which, of course, is the even older TV model — the one that led Procter & Gamble to invent the soap opera.

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Fri, 16 May 2008 08:00:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=390587&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NBC Direct still doesn't work ]]> nbc_direct_launch_day_bugs.jpgLiz Gannes, a veteran online video reporter whom I've worked with and is no slouch when it comes to getting almost any newfangled content application to function, couldn't get NBC's relaunched video-on-demand software to work. The offering is powered by a file-sharing download process from Pando, but not much good if users can't even install the software. Isn't there a company that already has a delivery and payment system for 720p video content from the networks — one that NBC used to work with? Meanwhile, to get your 30 Rock fix online, Gannes says stick with Hulu. Just looking at the listed bugs on the download page would be enough to scare off anyone who's confused by file-sharing sites.

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Thu, 15 May 2008 15:40:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=391004&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Apple adds HBO to iTunes, but only by caving on pricing ]]> As a a part of a deal to bring HBO shows to the iTunes store, Apple will allow a content producer to break its $1.99-per-show price structure for the first time, HBO employees involved in the deal told Portfolio. Last summer, Apple CEO Steve Jobs refused to allow NBC to do the same, so NBC boss Jeff Zucker took his shows elsewhere — to Microsoft and the Zune, specifically. Why did HBO get the deal while NBC didn't?

Scarcity. Viewers can access NBC for free from their TVs, NBC.com, Hulu.com, and, oddly enough, from their iPhones. Other than an ongoing trial in Wisconsin, HBO shows aren't available on the Web and viewers even have to pay to see them on their televisions. And isn't the difference between NBC's Crime Scene and HBO's The Wire worth paying extra for?

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Mon, 12 May 2008 11:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=389569&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Microsoft says Zune won't filter your home videos, promise ]]> zune_blue_screen_of_death.jpgAfter news that NBC had asked Microsoft to develop content filtering technology to keep infringing files off the Zune spread like wildfire, Cesar Menendez, a Microsoft employee working on the Zune, said there was no agreement between the television network and the technology company to implement any such plan.
We think some folks in the industry were expressing hopes for how the entire industry, not just Microsoft, would come to look at content distribution, and some speculation has ensued.
In other words, a bit of wishful thinking on NBC's part.

Microsoft spokesman Adam Sohn did tell Saul Hansell, who wrote the original New York Times article, that the companies had agreed to research filtering technology. Meanwhile, while Zune users will have to pay for downloads of 30 Rock and The Office, iPhone users can watch those shows for free. In other words, still no good reason to buy a Zune. (Illustration by Guy K)

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Thu, 08 May 2008 10:00:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=388500&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Microsoft's antipiracy protection may doom video Zune ]]> microsoft_zune.jpgPart of the deal between NBC and Microsoft to sell television shows to Zune owners is that Microsoft will attempt to build in antipiracy technology that keeps anything you might have downloaded through less than legitimate means off the device. In other words, you can say goodbye to trading MP3 files or videos with your friends on the Zune — instead, you'll have to use officially authorized sources to charge it up with content. How will the Zune know if the video you're trying to download to the device was downloaded illegally or, say, created by you? Until digital watermarking technology improves significantly, it won't, and even then, who knows. So for you lonely Zune owners, prepare to get even lonelier, because the second the company implements this "feature," it can kiss goodbye to what little market share it now enjoys. (Photo by AP/Ted S. Warren)

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Wed, 07 May 2008 14:40:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=388228&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Lonely Zune owner reaches out on Craigslist ]]> While in the strictly platonic section of Craigslist, this anonymous Angeleno writes in a tone more suited to casual encounters, what with the desire to "rocket sweet tracks up each other's Zune slots" and the need for "a hearty and steadfast product." I'm willing to bet my Shuffle against your Zune the author is NBC's Jeff Zucker, and that he wasn't being ironic.

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Tue, 06 May 2008 17:40:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=387840&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jeff Zucker's Zune revenge ]]> What a ZuckerHaving dropped Apple's iTunes store in a dispute over pricing, NBC Universal will soon start selling downloads of TV shows like The Office and 30 Rock for its Zune media player. If NBC chief Jeff Zucker manages to scrape some sales out of Microsoft's handheld also-ran, it will be a miracle — and the surest proof yet that content, not hardware, is king. Don't hold your breath. Microsoft's Zune has always seemed like a parody of Apple's iPod. Want to buy songs? Well, first you buy "points" from Microsoft, which you can then exchange for music at some bizarre exchange rate. Nothing about its user interface seems quite right compared to Apple's polish. The system for TV shows is no better. Though Microsoft also makes the Xbox, shows downloaded to a Zune won't play on the videogame console unless you're adept at fiddling with cables. By going with Microsoft, Zucker is betting that technology doesn't matter, design doesn't matter, and market share doesn't matter. He must really believe in his prime-time lineup. (Photo via Fake Steve Ballmer)

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Tue, 06 May 2008 09:00:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=387606&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Friday Night Lights will continue, but available on torrent sites months before Hulu ]]> Critically acclaimed but chronically low-rated jock opera Friday Night Lights managed to sneak in a third season thanks to a unique deal between NBC Universal and DirecTV. But the network has built an interesting window into the release — the episodes will premiere on DirecTV's "The 101" channel in October, but not air in prime time until February. The episodes also won't be available on Hulu until NBC airs them next year, which makes no sense at all.

There's little chance that being posted to Hulu will cut into DirecTV signups and viewers, but more importantly, it means that online video consumers will be able to download the new episodes from file-sharing sites months before they're available from Hulu. The peacock would be smart to post them to Hulu as they air on the satellite net and earn a little ad revenue, or at least seed BitTorrent networks with ad-laden files. (Photo by AP/Paul Drinkwater)

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Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:40:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=376394&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Page Six's full scoop on Julia Allison's "IT Girls" reality show ]]>
Valleywag commenters hate the idea, but the New York Post's Page Six loves IT Girls, the proposed reality TV show with New York umtrepreneurs Julia Allison, Meghan Asha and Mary Rambin.

These three are more career-driven and have more to say than their L.A. counterparts, which should only lead to more drama. Even when they're not hitting Waverly Inn for dinner or flying cross-country for exclusive Silicon Alley [sic] events, this clique is never boring. They get Restylane injections for fun, own pocket-size dogs, and never go anywhere without blogging about it. What's not to love?
In the full-spread pic below, the Post speculates, and we can confirm, the show will air on Bravo, if the pilot's picked up. (One correction: Meghan Asha, née Parikh, is the heir to her father's Silicon Valley fortune, but it didn't come from Sun Microsystems.) Set your DVR now.

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Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:40:25 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=371630&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Hulu videos open to all, with Time Warner and Viacom waiting in wings ]]> Coin_slot.jpgTomorrow, Hulu will finally open its doors to the wider public. Rumor has it Time Warner and Viacom soon plan to join the site, which is backed by NBC and News Corp., through nonexclusive distribution deals. CBS digital guru Quincy Smith, however, remains pessimistic: "If the Web is just another way to watch TV, I think I'm going to slit my wrists." Below, the best friend of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel's daughter in the kind of short form clip Hulu hopes the public will take to.

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Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:15:09 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=366334&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Why Web video isn't ready for prime time after all ]]> Quarterlife, the stapled-together-for-prime-time Web-video series about twentynothing artists, flopped so hard that NBC is kicking it off the team. It sucked in a measly 3.1 million viewers during its NBC debut last night — half what programs on ABC and CBS pulled. As penance, "Quarterlife" will be riding the pine on Bravo's minor-league roster. Ben Silverman, cochairman of NBC Entertainment, described the original deal to bring Quarterlife to the airwaves as a "revolutionary step in the creation of television." In retrospect, it's easy to say he should never have bought the show, if only because watching Quarterlife makes me want to punch myself in the face. But would any other Web video have fared better. Perhaps, if NBC had followed this playbook:

  • Pick a more accessible topic. Folks who opt to sit home watching television on a Wednesday night, instead of enjoying a recreational pastime like drinking, know what the Internet is. They just don't care about it like the readers of 4chan or Quarterlife's Web viewers do. Prime-time fare needn't be lowbrow, but it should be accessible.
  • Make ads that entice. Quarterlife promo campaign, the 14-word version: Walking talking hugging flashes to a website really stupid quip eating more hugging grunt. It's hard to make typing at a keyboard and looking at a screen exciting, but NBC's marketing team didn't even try.
  • Leave it on the Web. For the Internet, Quarterlife still counts as a hit. Even cocreator Marshall Herskovitz says, in hindsight, that he didn't think it could survive on network TV. Why didn't NBC just toss it on Hulu, where it belongs? It would have been cheaper, and possibly more profitable.
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Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:40:58 PST Mary Jane Irwin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=362024&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NBC's Zucker explains why he thought he could push Steve Jobs around ]]> NBCJobs.jpgNBC Universal head Jeff Zucker told a hall full of future Harvard MBAs yesterday that Steve Jobs booted NBC television from the iTunes store last summer because Zucker merely asked to experiment with show pricing. In fact, Zucker went on, NBC Universal films are now a part of the iTunes movie store only because Jobs bowed to NBC's demand for variable pricing. It's a convenient narrative, but not what actually happened.

Truth is, last summer, Zucker not only asked to set pricing, he demanded that Apple share some of its hardware revenues. Jobs said no. Zucker's subsequent public statements suggest the fact that this rebuff actually surprised him. Now we know why. Yesterday, Zucker told the students at Harvard that before its dismissal, NBC shows led the iTunes video market with 35 percent share. In the metaphorical physics of most businesses, that's called leverage. In Cupertino, that's not enough to let you touch Steve's iPhone.

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Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:30:09 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=361788&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Beam me up! CBS.com streams full episodes of "Star Trek" ]]> When I was a lot younger, I taped — onto VHS! — all of the original Star Trek episodes when they aired at 3 a.m. on Friday nights, so I could watch them later. If only I had waited 13 years. CBS has put all three seasons of Star Trek online for anyone to view, along with a number of other old shows to the Audience Network, including The Twilight Zone, Hawaii Five-O and MacGyver.

The page design doesn't look like much, but the video looks great. Even without the polished design, this is a clear shot at Hulu, which currently hosts content from News Corp., NBC, and some other partners — but not CBS.

Is it just a coincidence that these episodes go live so soon after the writers' strike ended? That's the great thing about running the classics — the scripts, and the contracts, are already written. CBS runs ads before the show starts, and in mid-episode, likely commanding a healthy CPM. But enough about business: Pull up your office chair and watch Kirk battle some bizarre alien dragon. It'll bring back your childhood. Alas, no embedding allowed — likely because CBS also makes money on the banner ads surrounding the video player..

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Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:20:06 PST Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=359723&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NBC will stream old TV shows on NBC.com, ... ]]> NBC will stream old TV shows on NBC.com, just like already does through Hulu. And through NBC Direct. And on the box in your living room. [SAI]

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Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:28:34 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=358613&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Hulu lands Time Warner, Viacom deal still closing ]]> HuluLogo.jpgTime Warner and Viacom video content will soon run on Hulu, the Web video joint venture from NBC Universal and News Corp. The Time Warner deal is done, while Viacom's is "not totally signed," a source tells us. Both deals are said to be nonexclusive. (A Hulu spokesbot autodialed us to relay the nitpick that the paperwork hasn't been signed yet. Whatever.) The news isn't a shock: Time Warner subsidiary AOL agreed to distribute Hulu at launch and before the site even had a name, Viacom executives have praised Hulu in concept. Just yesterday, MTV exec Van Toffler said, "We've been talking to [Hulu] since the beginning, and we like it a lot." Mostly because it's not YouTube, of course.

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Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:21:32 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=356221&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Viacom execs tempted by Hulu dance? ]]> MTV_Times_Square.jpgA NewTeeVee report suggests Viacom and its subsidiaries may be moving closer to licensing content to Hulu, NBC Universal and News Corp.'s Web video joint venture. "We've been talking to them since the beginning, and we like it a lot," MTV exec Van Toffler told NewTeeVee. He described Hulu as "sleek and simple." We hear MTV is as likely to syndicate content on Hulu as it is on Amazon Unbox or anywhere else. Another MTV exec, Courtney Holt, said "We're really bullish on syndicating our content." $1 billion says they're not thinking of YouTube. (Photo by L.x. Fringes)

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Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:40:35 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=355910&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Yahoo's bankers drum up AOL merger talk ]]> Goldman Sachs and Lehman Brothers advisers have CEO Jerry Yang and the Yahoo board of directors talking a merger with AOL, according to the Times of London. Last week, new Time Warner CEO Jeff Bewkes announced plans to formally split AOL from its ISP business, in a move that he said would "increase AOL's strategic options." The Times also reports Yang and company plan to test interest from Disney.

We've also heard talk of a deal with NBC Universal. And about four other rumored deals that will not happen. AOL, likewise, shows little sign of happening; debt-laden Time Warner wants cash, not stock, for AOL, and it's not clear how tacking AOL onto Yahoo would boost the latter's value higher than the Microsoft offer. Clever of Yahoo's bankers, though: Even talking up rival deals has to keep Microsoft scared.

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Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:30:48 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=354843&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ MSNBC streaming Super Tuesday coverage online ]]> MSNBC is offering a live Webcast of its Super Tuesday coverage online. Could this be the first time a cable channel has simulcast news coverage on the Web? I've asked MSNBC if that's the case, but the network has yet to get back to me. A live broadcast is significantly more expensive than serving up a cached video, as YouTube does. The only other major live Internet broadcast has been pay-only from Major League Baseball, and that's not a replica of a cable channel. Stuck at your computer? Hit the jump to watch some MSNBC, straight from your desk.


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Tue, 05 Feb 2008 16:04:27 PST Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=353011&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Yahoo's 5 dead-end escape routes ]]> whispersVC blogger Fred Wilson argues that a Microsoft-Yahoo merger will be bad for users and for the Internet as a whole. "If you think about the Internet, it's a huge distributed network of loosely connected services owned and operated by literally millions. We don't need or want consolidation of services on the Internet," Wilson writes. But you know who the Microsoft-Yahoo deal is even worse news for? The incompetent executives who landed Yahoo in this pickle in the first place. They're ferociously spinning gullible reporters with rescue fantasies. Here are the five most widespread rumors — and why they're unlikely to happen.

  • AT&T or Comcast buy Yahoo instead AT&T just signed a display-advertising deal with Yahoo. Last year, Yahoo inked a similar one with Comcast that Mark Cuban hailed as the "Deal of the Year." But neither one has the cash for a bidding war with Microsoft. AT&T executives have already said they encouraged Microsoft to make the bid.

  • Yahoo sells the Yahoo Media Group to NBC Universal Sources tell us Yahoo is considering selling its media group — news, finance, sports, entertainment, and so on — to NBC Universal. A sale would let Yahoo double down on search and display advertising, essentially "throwing the kitchen sink" into beating Google. Won't happen. Shareholders lack the patience to let Yahoo carry out such a slow-moving recovery strategy. And the media operation gets most of its audience from Yahoo's big portals, like search, mail, and My Yahoo.

  • Yahoo sells the Yahoo Media Group to NBC Universal and advertising businesses to FacebookThis is the most ludicrously elaborate scenario. TechCrunch reports former Yahoo COO Dan Rosensweig — yes, the guy Decker forced out — now of private equity firm Quadrangle Group, is working on a deal. His goal is to sell the Yahoo Media Group to NBC and combine the remaining search and advertising business with Facebook. In other news, Rosensweig thinks the New England Patriots should have traded for David Tyree during halftime last night.

  • Apple to buy Yahoo One time, Apple CEO Steve Jobs spoke at a Yahoo event. Another time, Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang expressed admiration for Jobs. According to reports, these facts provide conclusive evidence that Apple is considering buying Yahoo. Right. This is as likely as a purple iPod.

  • Rupert Murdoch is Jerry Yang's white knight Last summer, rumors circulated that News Corp. wanted to swap MySpace for a piece of Yahoo. This does not mean News Corp. will join in the bidding for Yahoo now. The company already told the New York Times it would not submit a bid. One reason why? With a $60 billion market cap and far less cash than Microsoft, it wouldn't be able to match Microsoft's half-stock, half-cash offer anyway.
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Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:00:19 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=352355&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Yahoo execs, eager for an alternative, leak one ]]> NBCUniversalLogo.jpg"This thing with Microsoft is not a lock," a source tells us. Citing executives at NBC and Yahoo, this source says that as alternative to selling out to Microsoft, Yahoo is considering selling its Yahoo Media Group to NBC Universal and doubling down on search and display advertising, essentially "throwing the kitchen sink" into beating Google. According to this source, NBC and Yahoo have already started talks.

Disputing the rumor, a Yahoo executive told Valleywag: "Don't put stock into it. It's not going to happen." This exec says the rumor likely stems from Yahoo executives who fear for their jobs and don't want Microsoft to acquire the company. In a situation where they have little control — "It's up to the board now" — leaking possible alternatives to the press is one way to try and have a say.

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Sat, 02 Feb 2008 16:27:50 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=351969&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Yahoo deal spells a sale for MSNBC.com ]]> "I shudder to think about a MSNBC.com and Yahoo News integration," a source formerly employed by both companies in the proposed Microsoft-Yahoo merger tell us. The "cultures," she says, "will be really tough to integrate." In that case, we're happy to report the good news: There's no way it will happen. Legally, Microsoft can't keep both news sites, and if it has to choose between the two, Yahoo News would be its natural choice.

Microsoft can't run both because back when NBC and Microsoft formed MSNBC.com, Microsoft agreed that the venture would be the only source of news on Microsoft sites. A Microsoft-owned Yahoo News would violate that agreement. One of the two properties would have to go.

Expect Microsoft to keep Yahoo News and sell MSNBC.com to NBC Universal, which already owns 82 percent of the associated cable channel.

Insiders say NBC is eager to take over, and Microsoft should be happy to sell. MSNBC.com is more successful online than its TV counterpart is on cable, but according to ComScore, Yahoo News is more popular. Besides, Microsoft has specific reason to trust Yahoo News managment. It's run by the man many consider to have once made MSNBC.com what it is: Microsoft veteran Scott Moore, who's said to be missed in Redmond.

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Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:00:32 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=351855&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ On "Today," Meredith Vieira slobbers over the MacBook Air ]]>
It's not just the fanboys who are drooling over Apple's new MacBook Air: Today show host Meredith Vieira says, "I've heard that if you lick it, you own it." And then proceeds to give Steve Jobs's creation a tongue bath, live, on national TV.

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Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:20:15 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=348775&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NBC CEO Jeff Zucker puckers up to Steve Jobs's posterior ]]> NBCJobs.jpg"We've said all along that we admire Apple, that we want to be in business with Apple," NBC Universal CEO Jeff Zucker said in the Financial Times this morning. Of course you have, Jeff. Except for maybe that time last fall when you told an audience at Syracuse University that "Apple has destroyed the music business ... If we don't take control on the video side, they'll do the same [there]." What does Zucker's pirouette mean?

Two things. One, fanboys might be drooling over the MacBook Air Steve Jobs announced last week, but studio bosses like those at Zucker's Universal are more excited about movie rentals on the remodeled Apple TV. And two, entrepreneurs seeking quick cash might consider taking on Zucker in a game of Texas Hold 'em.

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Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:45:38 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=347124&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Oprah to OWN her own cable channel ]]> Oprah OWNsWho needs a YouTube channel when you can have your own cable network? Estrogen-drenched media mogul Oprah Winfrey has formed a cashless 50-50 joint venture with Discovery Communications to launch the Oprah Winfrey Network in mid-2009. The channel will replace the Discovery Health channel and, in exchange, Discovery will operate the Oprah.com website. With her name all over the network — and her aspirations for global dominance spelled out in the channels acronym — Winfrey appears fully committed to this latest venture. Unlike her last cable channel, Oxygen.

Winfrey backed out of of the hybrid Internet-cable venture when she quietly sold her stake just prior to NBC Universal's acquisition of the languishing property. "Fifteen years ago, I wrote in my journal that one day I would create a television network, as I always felt my show was just the beginning of what the future could hold," says Winfrey. What happens to a dream deferred? If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. (Photo by George Burns)

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Tue, 15 Jan 2008 13:41:01 PST Tim Faulkner http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=345181&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Glam's flim-flam campaign draws NBC to compete ]]> glam_arora.jpgGive Samir Arora this much credit: The founder of Glam Media is an excellent salesman. Especially when pitching a gullible press corps. Folio is the latest to take the bait. The magazine swallows Arora's line that as an ad network, Glam deserves comparison to wholly-owned media properties. (Such as, I should mention, Jezebel.com, the women's site published by Gawker Media, the owner of Valleywag.) It's nonsense, of course. But when Deborah Fine, CEO of NBC Universal's iVillage, points this out, she's portrayed as a disgruntled rival, not a voice of reason. Too bad Folio didn't listen to her, or talk to stock analysts, or do anything, really, besides transcribe what Arora told the magazine. Brokering ads on thin margins is a rough business, and one in which Glam competes with Google, Microsoft, and Yahoo. And now, NBC.

Talking up the ad-network business has had an unintended consequence for Arora: Drawing fresh competition from the companies Arora is seeking to displace. NBC Universal has quietly launched its own ad-brokering operation, the NBCU Extended Network, which places ads on NBC Web properties and third-party sites. Just like Glam, in other words, but without the established brands and sales force NBC has on offer.

Glam's Arora blathers on to Folio about exploiting the "mid tail" and operating a "hub and spoke model." To the extent that there's meaning behind those buzzwords, NBC and other established media operations have figured it out. Which leaves Glam, which is seeking to raise $200 million in financing, with little besides Arora's skills as a salesman to justify its valuation.

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Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:43:16 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=343921&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ New Apple board member the right woman for job ]]> JungSteve Jobs has quieted one long-running concern of unhappy Apple shareholders by naming Avon CEO Andrea Jung to the male-dominated board of the Cupertino-based computer maker. Jung will be the board's first female member in nearly 11 years. The addition likely has nothing to do with appeasing feminists, however, and everything to do with Jung's business connections. She also serves on the board of GE, the parent of NBC Universal. Apple's media strategy has been hindered by a feud between NBC's Jeff Zucker and Jobs over selling TV shows online. Jung will likely have to recuse herself from any direct dealings. But as a behind-the-scenes peacemaker? She's perfectly made up. (Photo by Avon)

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Mon, 07 Jan 2008 14:33:38 PST Tim Faulkner http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=341816&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Microsoft cuts deals with NBC Universal, Disney, MGM and Showtime ]]> From The Wall Street Journal: "Microsoft said that NBC Universal Inc., Walt Disney Co., Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios Inc. and Showtime Networks Inc. have agreed to contribute entertainment content to the software maker's Xbox Live and MSN online services. The deals were slated to be announced during a speech by Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates on the opening night of the Consumer Electronics Show."

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Sun, 06 Jan 2008 19:32:33 PST Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=341397&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Veoh goes for the simple way to grab video ]]> Lazy, scummy, and smart. That's just the way we like them. YouTube-wannabe Veoh has jumped into Hulu's hoop by adding streaming video from all the Fox and NBC properties we know and love. Only, unlike Hulu, a joint venture between NBC and News Corp., or any of its distribution partners, Veoh hasn't actually worked out any licensing deals. Rather, it's following the smarter tactic pioneered by OpenHulu of embedding Hulu videos into its own site.

Sure, some may label it as stealing candy from helpless billion-dollar corporations, but Veoh's evil genius outweighs its spendthrift sloth. By using Hulu's embed code, Veoh avoids pesky licensing fees, bandwidth costs, and negotiations. Instead, it gets to create a programming destination for a TV-starved audience. And NBC and News Corp. may well get the last laugh. While Veoh sells bottom-of-the-barrel banner ads around the embedded video, Hulu sells pricey preroll ads right in the video itself.

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Thu, 03 Jan 2008 17:00:51 PST Mary Jane Irwin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=340302&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Quarterlife's bad online-video bet ]]> quarterlifeHollywood, abetted by Internet pundits, has drawn the wrong lesson from the rise of YouTube: that the only way to make cash on the Internet is to offer bite-sized chunks of content. Hence Quarterlife, the microshow about 20-nothing artists. The only reason anyone cares about it is NBC picked it up for broadcast distribution, impressed by Quarterlife's 700,000-viewer debut, and will splice together 8-minute Web segments into six hour-long episodes that will air on broadcast TV this February. The only problem is that Quarterlife episodes, shown on YouTube and MySpace, are now averaging a mere 100,000 viewers.

That's nothing to sneeze at, but Quarterlife has been touted as the "first television-quality production for the Web," and 100,000 viewers would mean instant cancellation on broadcast TV. TV-level production values plus Internet-size audiences is a recipe for financial disaster.

But the real draw of YouTube isn't that the content is short; it's that it's easy to find and share. YouTube only implemented a 10-minute limit in an attempt to slow the flow of copyrighted content; users got around it by breaking up longer shows into 10-minute chunks. Plenty of people watch full-length shows online; indeed, that's one of the supposed draws of Hulu, NBC and News Corp.'s video joint venture.

The numbers are compelling. The number of people snagging free content off Pirate Bay has doubled to 8 million in the past year. According to SumoTorrent tracker, 50 percent of BitTorrent traffic is devoted to downloading television shows. And the audience viewing TV shows online is 25 percent more engaged with the show their couch-sitting counterparts.

The lesson: Web users can stomach full-length episodes. There's no reason to chop up narratives into bits for the sake of online attention spans. No, the real quandary is finding a big enough of an audience to support broadcast production values. Doing things the old way doesn't work: Eisner, the former Disney CEO, lost buckets of money on his "hit" Prom Queen, claiming it cost him $3,000 for every 90 seconds of footage.

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Wed, 26 Dec 2007 17:00:54 PST Mary Jane Irwin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=337336&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Hulu viewers like watching hot girls ]]> The beta testers on Hulu, News Corp. and NBC's video site, like hot girls just as much as the rest of us. The two most viewed videos of all time? A clip from 30 Rock called "Wear a Bra" and another from Keeping Up with The Kardashians that showcases a comely blonde sunbathing. See both videos after the jump. Other top clips? Most from Saturday Night Live, including "Lazy Sunday," the video that kickstarted YouTube for the masses, and Natalie Portman rapping.

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Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:40:32 PST Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=336232&view=rss&microfeed=true