<![CDATA[Valleywag: Mysteries]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/valleywag.com.png <![CDATA[Valleywag: Mysteries]]> http://valleywag.com/tag/mysteries http://valleywag.com/tag/mysteries <![CDATA[ Facebook engineer stumped by Facebook-Salesforce.com news ]]> The Barnumesque blather of Facebook's platform evangelists is matched only by the bombastic inclarity of Salesforce.com CEO Marc Benioff. How fitting that the two companies came together earlier today to obfuscate their joint efforts. When Facebook agent obscurateur Dave Morin posted about the incident, his colleague, engineer Luke Shepard, bravely scratched his head in public, on Morin's Facebook profile.

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Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:40:00 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5075405&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Why is VC Jeremy Levine lying for Jimmy Wales? ]]> Money is a commodity. What venture capitalists really bank is their reputation. And Jeremy Levine of Bessemer Venture Partners has just signaled that he's willing to cash in his reputation to protect a piddling $4 million investment. Levine is not amused by our report of how Levine got Wikipedia cofounder Jimmy Wales fired from his job as CEO of Wikia, calling it a lie. The report is accurate, Wikia insiders confirm; Levine's denial is the lie. The only mystery here: Why is Levine willing to dissemble for Wales?

The answer is pure self-interest. $4 million is nothing to a 97-year-old venture capital firm like Bessemer. It could easily write off its investment in Wikia, an attempt to capitalize on the anyone-can-edit wiki concept popularized by Wikipedia.

But Levine has invested his reputational capital in Wikia. Admitting he made a mistake in backing Wales means Levine would lose face with Bessemer's partners, who will be more likely to question his subsequent investments. (That he has also invested in Yelp and Diapers.com surely does not burnish his record.)

Levine would have us be impressed by the fact that Wales "volunteered to forgo his Wikia salary." This would be more impressive if Wales had not long ago forgone any pretense of doing any work to earn that salary. When Levine first invested in Wikia, Wales promised to spend 90 percent of his time on Wikia and 10 percent on Wikipedia. In fact, he spent nowhere near that proportion of time on either, focusing instead on an increasingly lucrative speaking career.

I'm inclined to feel sorry for Levine, who was clearly deceived by Wales, but is stuck defending him, lest he admit to the con. We will give Levine this much. In a recent blog post, he wrote, "Valleywag reported some nonsense about Jimmy getting fired because of a bogus expense report. Nothing could be farther from the truth."

What is uncontestably true: Levine was enraged when he learned that Wales tried to get Wikia to reimburse him for a $1,300 dinner with a private-equity investor, at which he primarily discuss ways to profit off of Wikipedia, not Wikia. But it is quite possible that Wales's attempted expense-account flim-flam was the least of his sins as CEO of Wikia, and that Levine actually fired him over more serious matters. If so, why doesn't Levine wash his hands of Wales, write off the investment, and tells us what Wales did? Otherwise, he'll find that he's only just begun his career of lying on Wales's behalf.

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Mon, 03 Nov 2008 11:40:00 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5075164&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Microsoft in the dark about Facebook's finances ]]> Is Facebook making money? Losing money? One would think that investing $240 million in a company entitles one to answers to such questions. But one would be wrong. Microsoft executives are so in the dark about the social network's finances that they have taken to quizzing reporters for information, we hear. (Photoillustration by Richard Blakeley)

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Mon, 03 Nov 2008 10:20:00 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5075083&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ What's wrong with tech billionaire Paul Allen? ]]> Paul Allen, the gazillionaire cofounder of Microsoft who has spent his subsequent years frittering away his cash on tech startups, sports teams, and a cable company or two, is ailing, reports Seattle tech blog TechFlash. Allen missed a "First Citizen" awards ceremony thrown by local realtors in his honor because of "an undisclosed medical procedure." We're thinking it can't have been something minor, or at least not easily postponed. Bill Gates attended the event, as did Patty Murray, one of Washington's senators. Murray's praise for Allen's civic contributions — including the Experience Music Project museum and the purchase of the Seattle Seahawks — brought the crowd to its feet. In 1983, Allen was treated for Hodgkin's disease. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)

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Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:40:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5072428&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Mahalo is hiring ]]> "Do you know that you're amongst the very best, but can't find a company that appreciates you or gives you the opportunity you deserve?" So begins Mahalo's come-on to developers. The bulldog-powered search engine just laid off a large chunk of its staff, including some developers. Why is it hiring more? We're sure Jason Calacanis, Mahalo's voluble CEO, has some entertaining spin, which we'll let him add it in the comments. But since his HR department didn't stamp the Craigslist posting with "DO NOT REPRINT," as Calacanis is known to do with his emails, we're republishing it below.

Developers/Senior Developers (Santa Monica)

Reply to: job-894125901@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-10-26, 10:07AM PDT

Do you know that you're amongst the very best, but can't find a company that appreciates you or gives you the opportunity you deserve?

Mahalo.com is a human-powered search engine. It is one of the hottest startups on the planet right now. We're well-funded by the same people that backed Google, Yahoo and YouTube (Sequoia), a well as Newscorp, Mark Cuban, Elon Musk (Paypal) and CBS. Our human-curated results are the very best starting page for any topic you can think of, blowing away machine-only search engines. And our growth curve has been phenomenal: this coming year ought to be downright amazing.

We're looking for top-notch Developers and Senior Developers to get us to the next level.

Skills we're looking for include the following (you should have a subset of these, all are not required):
* Python, PHP
* C/C++, Java
* MySQL
* Familiarity with MediaWiki
* memcache, squid
* Strong command of PHP5
* Familiar with general Internet technologies including HTML, XML, Javascript, HTTP, CSS, cookies, etc.
* Knowledge and experience in Apache, MySQL, Linux

Bonus:
* Hadoop / Hbase
* Lucene
* Nutch
* Spread

You are a HANDS ON implementor, a get-it-done kind of developer. The right person is a self starter with the "general get it factor". You work well with a team of like-minded engineers, and have a genuine desire for excellence.

We work with cutting-edge technologies. You will learn more here in a month than most companies will teach in a year.

Although we work hard, we offer a laid-back environment, competitive salary, benefits and stock options. This is a potentially life-changing opportunity — the kind that is usually only available in Silicon Valley, and is extremely rare in Southern California. If you're excellent, we invite you to come join us.

Please send a RESUME.

Location: Santa Monica
Compensation: Commensurate with experience + Options
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 894125901

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Mon, 27 Oct 2008 11:40:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5069071&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Why is Google afraid of links? ]]> Google's official advice for boosting a website's presence in Google search results has been the same for years: "Have other relevant sites link to yours.” The search engine's original PageRank formula was based entirely on which pages link to which other pages — a mathematical analogy to real-world reputations. But Google has removed its original rule from the latest revision of its Webmaster Guidelines. Why?

Brian Ussery, who noted the change on his blog, is a professional search-engine optimization (SEO) consultant — he helps website owners raise their Google rank. Ussery thinks Google has "a renewed emphasis on rooting out paid links passing PageRank and/or low quality links." Years ago, site marketers realized that they could simply pay "relevant" sites — say, the site that comes up first for "Pacific Heights real estate" — to link to their own sites, boosting their own rank in Google results.

When Google employees said, "Have other relevant sites link to yours," they meant "build a site that people who run other relevant sites will consider worth linking to." What they didn't mean was "pay them to link to your crummy site." As Ussery implies, that's pretty much how everyone does business on the Internet now. Google's graph of all the Web's links, once an elegant directory of reputation, has been corrupted by payola.

What does Google want? Their guidelines should spell it out: Dear Webmasters, please stop spending your budget buying links. Instead, buy our ads.

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Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:40:00 PDT Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5058685&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Why won't Al Gore use Twitter? ]]> Missed opportunity: Current TV founder Al Gore dropped in on the start of Friday's "Hack the Debate" event, a partnership with Twitter. Attendees were invited to post updates to Twitter during the debate between Barack Obama and John McCain. Current flashed selected tweets onto the screen over a live feed of the debate. Wired dubbed it groundbreaking. Social media consultant Shel Israel complained the result was "just a bunch of young people making shallow comments." But either way, where was Gore?

After giving a short speech to attendees, in which he praised their efforts to break the "feudal" system of network television, Gore promised "By tomorrow, I'll be on Twitter." Then he left. Come on, Al. How hard would it have been to sign up for Twitter on the spot, then stick around for a few minutes to lob an inconvenient truth or two across John McCain's puss during the opening leg of the debate? Instead, here's the message Gore sent: Twitter is for kids. (Video by Laughing Squid/Scott Beale)

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Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:40:00 PDT Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5056039&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ How did Russia's president get an iPhone? ]]> Russian telecom VimpelCom has a deal with Apple to offer the iPhone earlier this month, but it's not on sale in Russia until later this year. So how did Russian president Dmitry Medvedev end up with one? Russian blog Siberian Light spotted him playing with an iPhone — presumably black-market — at a press conference.

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Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:40:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5053204&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Where's Ross Levinsohn and Jon Miller's VC pot of gold? ]]> Velocity Interactive Group, the venture-capital vehicle of former Fox Interactive CEO Ross Levinsohn and ex-AOL chief Jon Miller, has yet to raise a $250 million fund insiders say they've been seeking for six months and counting. Which is curious. Levinsohn and Miller tried to raise money on their own, but decided to merge with ComVentures, an established VC firm with $1.5 billion in assets under management. "Assets under management" isn't the same thing as "available cash," however. To have a free hand to invest, Miller and Levinsohn need their own pot of money. When will they get it?

Now hardly seems like the time. The pension funds and college endowments which invest in VC funds have been pulling back, as of late. And investments in consumer Web startups — Miller and Levinsohn's specialty — are not looking as wise as they were a year ago. If the duo do raise money in this climate, it will be an impressive feat. If they don't? Then their second careers as venture capitalists may come to an abrupt end.

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Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:20:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5052345&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Cray's new supercomputer runs ... Windows? ]]> Cray, the supercomputer company once known for hand-tweaked $8 million machines, now ships a $25,000 model, the CX1, that ships with either Microsoft HPC Server 2008 or Red Hat Enterprise Linux pre-installed. Cray claims its Wintel machine "combines the power of a high-performance cluster with the affordability, ease-of-use and seamless integration of a workstation." Computer-aided simulations estimate that founder Seymour Cray is currently spinning upwards of 162,000 RPM in his grave.

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Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:40:00 PDT Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5050628&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ What's wrong with SGI? ]]> Computer maker SGI has yet to file its annual report with the SEC. Its excuse: The company is "continuing to work with its independent auditors, KPMG, to help them complete their audit procedures." That's a bit like telling your 3rd-grade teacher that your homework is late because you're still working on it. The company recently laid off 7 percent of its workforce, and SGI CEO Bo Ewald also got a $150,000 bonus that, under the terms of the company's bonus plan, was undeserved.

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Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:20:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5049087&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Why do text message rates keep going up? ]]> Text message rates have doubled since 2005, from about 10 cents each to 20 cents today. Senator Herb Kohl (D.-Wisc.), who chairs the Senate's antitrust subcommittee, has asked Verizon, AT&T, Sprint Nextel and T-Mobile to explain it to him. "It does not appear to be justified by rising costs in delivering text messages," the letter says. "Text-messaging files are very small, as the size of text messages are generally limited to 160 characters per message, and therefore cost carriers very little to transmit." Kohl's suspicion: The four big carriers have increased their prices nearly in sync, suggesting a collusion to wring more money out of the market rather than to compete against one another. Read the whole thing — it's no Series of Tubes. (Photo via Gizmodo)

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Wed, 10 Sep 2008 10:00:00 PDT Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5047908&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Where did the Facebook ads go? ]]> Facebook adsDevelopers have been raging about Mark Zuckerberg's redesign of Facebook's user profile pages, at last unveiled today. But advertisers might soon find reason to fuss, too. The new design has no conventional ads — not the banners sold by Microsoft; not the smaller, demographically targeted ads sold by Facebook in its Social Ads program. True, there's some white space on the right where ads might go; but the page's HTML source code doesn't have any hooks for ads in that area. Should advertisers be horrified that Facebook is taking some of its most-viewed inventory — users' profile pages — off the market?

In a word, no. Despite improved targeting, click-through on Facebook ads remains abysmally low, at about 0.045 percent, CPM Advisors reports. The rates on those ads is similarly rock-bottom; Facebook's automated ad-selling systems suggest advertisers bid a CPM, or cost per thousand pageviews, between $0.21 and $0.27.

Most of Facebook's inventory is junk. And Facebook's new design may help take out the trash. It's no surprise users don't click on ads on profile pages; there's too much else to do. The new profile centers on users' news feeds, a constant report of their activity on Facebook — and, increasingly, on other sites across the Web, like Digg and Flickr. (This latter bit, called Facebook Connect, is a reinvention of the troubled Beacon feature, which met a frosty reception last year for being overly invasive of Facebook users' privacy.)

To the extent Facebook users see ads on the new profile pages, it seems likely they'll be disguised as reports about your friends in your news feed. (Did you know your friend went to see that new movie? Maybe you'd like to buy a ticket, too.) Or not: We hear Zuckerberg, who once championed these ads as a once-every-100-years change in media, has now soured on them.

One has to think conventional ads won't disappear entirely from Facebook. The social network has a multiyear agreeement to let Microsoft sell ads on the site, for one; having already renegotiated that deal in the course of getting a $240 million investment, Facebook would be hard-pressed to change it on Microsoft once again.

But make no mistake: Taking banners off users' profiles is a bold bet. The new profile design emphasizes the news feed — and, presumably, the friend-centered ads that appear within it. Those ads are difficult to sell, and difficult to place; they require vastly more computing power than the keyword matching Google has used to make billions of dollars. If Facebook can master this, it might actually be worth $15 billion, or more. If it can't, its value will be much closer to zero. Good luck, Zuck.

Update: The ads are back — but the mystery over their disappearance remains.

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Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:40:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5026723&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Michael Arrington's sleepovers ]]> Does anyone else think it's the slightest bit odd that TechCrunch editor Michael Arrington so regularly offers sleeping quarters to young male entrepreneurs? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:40:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5015138&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Did AOL buy Bebo to tempt Yahoo into a merger? ]]> AOL meets BeboNo one can make sense of AOL's $850 million Bebo buy, not even Time Warner CEO Jeff Bewkes, who is dropping hints that his company overpaid for the social network. AOL CEO Randy Falco and COO Ron Grant, shown here in a deliciously awkward moment with Bebo president Joanna Shields, negotiated the deal in secret, to the disbelief of their underlings. But there's one strategic way in which the Bebo buy makes sense.

Bewkes has been trying, on and off, to swap AOL and a fistful of cash for a 20 percent stake in Yahoo, which would help CEO Jerry Yang fend off both Microsoft and Carl Icahn. Yahoo executives aren't particularly interested in having AOL's aging Internet assets dumped on them to manage — but they were eager to buy Bebo, particularly Yahoo Europe head Toby Coppel. Yahoo has a deal to sell ads on Bebo in Europe, a deal that most expect AOL to do away with after it expires. Buying Bebo serves to makes AOL more attractive to Yahoo — and if that gets AOL off Time Warner's back, then it may be $850 million well spent.

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Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:00:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=394340&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Michael DeGusta "buys jets, rocks Coachella," according to Google ad ]]> Who is Michael DeGusta? According to federal election records, he's unemployed. The Santa Barbara-based entrepreneur previously cofounded Steel Card, a financial-technology startup bought by ChoicePoint in 2006. Terms of that deal weren't disclosed, but we suspect DeGusta made bank. Why? If you Google his name, an ad appears claiming that DeGusta "Buys jets. Rocks Coachella," linking to his Facebook profile. The campaign doesn't appear particularly effective: DeGusta only has 21 friends at present. Anyone know the purpose behind this vanity advertising campaign, save for driving curious bloggers to write about it?

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Tue, 20 May 2008 08:00:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=391830&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ What does Mashable's Pete Cashmore do? Al Gore funds an investigation ]]> I've long been fascinated with the ubiquitous gladhandery of Pete Cashmore, the 22-year-old founder of Mashable. And I've been meaning to ask Cashmore what, exactly, he does. Al Gore's cable channel, Current, has saved me the awkward moment. As a video clip shows, Cashmore talks on his cell phone, takes cabs, and meets with Internet luminaries. He claims that this process helps Mashable "get the news." For example? He interviewed Bebo founder Michael Birch days before the company's $850 million sale to AOL. Did his facetime land him the scoop? No. For that matter, Cashmore really hasn't written anything for Mashable in ages. Understandably. Appearing to be a blogger is a full-time job. The full clip:

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Fri, 02 May 2008 15:20:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=386740&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Why can't Google replace its "idiot" CFO? ]]> George ReyesIt has been almost eight months since Google CFO George Reyes turned in his resignation. (Under pressure and personal disdain, we hear; his fellow executives routinely called him an "idiot" behind his back.) Since then, at least two people have been offered the job and turned it down. Even if Google were to announce a new CFO tomorrow in its earnings call, the delay will have gone past embarrassing and into mystifying. Who wouldn't want to help run the world's fastest-growing big media company, which has minted an army of billionaires? We'd heard rumors that Reyes was digging into matters that CEO Eric Schmidt didn't want him involved in. Did Google's prospective CFOs, once they started going through the books, find something frightening enough to send them fleeing from a dream job?

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Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:00:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=380227&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Remind me, what does Jimmy Wales do again? ]]> Why Google's not losing any sleepWikipedia founder Jimmy Wales has the best job ever: Flying around the world on other people's dime, getting drunk with worshipful fanboys, and bedding women who want their online-encyclopedia entries edited. His latest globetrotting gig: cochair of a World Economic Forum event in the Middle East. ("Has Jimmy been asked to attend because of his deep understanding of the cultures and economics of the Middle East, or is it because the organizers think that like Wikipedia, they can edit the history and change things at a whim, without anyone being accountable?" asks former Wikipedia administrator Danny Wool.) How can he afford to pursue such sidelines?

Because he has an exceedingly tolerant employer. Wikia, the for-profit startup he created after realizing he'd never make a fortune from Wikipedia, is betting on Wikia Search, a "Google-killing search engine" Wales bragged about in sex chats with ex-lover Rachel Marsden. Wales has talked about moving from San Francisco to New York to be closer to the search project's team. The notion of Wikia Search is that, as with Wikipedia, volunteers can build a better search engine than Google's experts. The reality? According to a user who's been working on the project since 2006, nothing is getting done. His screed, sent to an internal Wikia mailing list:


Date: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:13:24
To:"Mailing list for Search Wikia" ,"Search Wiki" ,"Jimmy Wales" , jer ,dennis@igfoo.com
Subject: [Search-l] Sorry to do this but its coming, yes a rant :-(


Right, im afraid the time has come once again where i have been wondering to my self again, and i feel that things need to be said, so here they are.

*Whats happening with the project. AFAIK overall (and i know somethings have happened) but *very* little seems to have happened since the launch. Now i know that things are probably happening with the team, but any chance of actually telling the users about this, cos its not looking good from here atm.

Ive copied in the so called pillars of search

* Transparency - riiiiiiight :-(
* Community - hmmm contribute to stale projects?

* Quality - well....

* Privacy - hmm yes that seems to have been done to an extent ( by the community mind)


Ive been on the project since dec 2006, and so have been waiting along time for this to happen, so its not purely a case of i want everything to happen NOW, i just want it to look like SOMETHING will happen SOON.

*This brings me onto the next topic of where is the project going??? There has been practically no progress, and frankly i cant see much being done from my point. The launch has happened, many people were interested, contributed but have now left, because NOTHING has happened. so overall the net gain of launching the project?? bad press and a few (relative to the web) minis.

*Many things have been promised by various people, which havent happened. Most specifically this has come from a certain member of staff, one specifically, that has said that they will do many things, but even the most basic of tasks seem to have not happened. so Broken/missed promises. Well iirc (name here) said he would make sure that the about pages etc were created, hmm... (http://alpha.search.wikia.com/about.html in case you forgot where those were). This is a wikia project, any chance of getting ANY involvement/input/co-ordination from the team who, ultimately, want us to make them more successfull and a profit (if were being frank).

Now i know i havent been that active recently on the wiki, but i have been reading the mailing lists and talking in irc, but the main reason for me not being active on the wiki, is mainly the fact that i just dont have the motivation to do anything because of the above. Frankly atm its a stale project, but hopefully this rant (which i hate doing) will mean that the project will hopefully become better.

If i have offended anyone above then i am sorry, but i feel that certain things need to be said right now, in order to make the project better, which is my aim.

Many thanks and look forward to the responses to this, especially from wikia staff

Regards

mark

(user:Markie)
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Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:40:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=375323&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Who is Meghan Asha? ]]> Blurry IDMeghan ParikhA curiousity in our inbox: Meghan Asha, the Silicon Valley heiress who formerly dated TechCrunch editor Michael Arrington, may not actually be Meghan Asha. A tipster says Asha's last name is actually Parikh, and her father is Mihir Parikh, a successful Silicon Valley entrepreneur. One piece of evidence that suggests Asha is actually Parikh: A friend congratulated Asha on running the New York Marathon last fall. But no one by the name of Asha ran in the marathon. Instead, a Meghan Parikh did. Asha's — rather, Parikh's — close friend Julia Allison also changed her name. But one wonders if Parikh was doing more than just following a friend's fashion. Update: More evidence, courtesy of the enigma herself:

In this picture of Parikh with YouTube cofounder Chad Hurley in Davos, look closely at "Asha"'s name tag:

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Ready for her closeup?

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Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:47:44 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=365594&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Why is Martin Nisenholtz running About.com? ]]> About.com bosses, past and presentAbout.com, the '90s-vintage mess of protoblogs the New York Times Co. paid $410 million for three years ago, has lost its CEO, Scott Meyer, left. The departure is characterized as "amicable"; the circumstances, curious. The Times has been rumored to be shopping About.com, though the company denies it. Regardless, Meyer is not being replaced. Instead, Martin Nisenholtz, the digital chief at the Times, right, will run it directly. There are two interpretations here.

First, that the Times is having trouble recruiting a short-timer replacement to run the site until a sale. Second, that buyers for the site are scarce, and the Times realizes it. Nisenholtz's job responsibilities were greatly reduced when the Times merged its print and online newsrooms three years ago. Running About.com, especially if the company plans to keep it, would give him something to do besides speak at conferences.

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Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:00:39 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=361527&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Whatever happened to Amanda Congdon? ]]> We are growing concerned. After her career as an ABC nonjournalist fizzled, the formerly famous, generously-racked host of Rocketboom has been absent from her own blog since November 27. An "under development "show with HBO has gone nowhere. On January 23, Congdon Twittered that she was "writing monster blog post reflecting on ABC and talking about what's next." Amanda, 28 days is more time than even Scoble puts into a post. Just press Publish, ok?

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Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:00:46 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=359352&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Hacker finds Microsoft Office file formats actually make sense ]]> Software developer and essayist Joel Spolsky went dumpster-diving into Microsoft Office's intractable file formats, the curse of freedom-loving Unixtards like me. Spolsky's findings? The formats were designed to make Office run fast on 20-megahertz CPUs with 1 MB of memory, yet to also remember all the options set on each file by years' worth of menu-addled Office applications. This is great news — it means someday I may get Word 2007 to stop unchecking my template options on me every. Single. God damned time.

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Wed, 20 Feb 2008 22:38:42 PST Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=358961&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Did Microsoft lie about top exec's departure? ]]> Brian ValentineThe departure of Brian Valentine, a 19-year Microsoft veteran before he left in 2006, has always been a bit of a puzzle. In August of that year, Microsoft management told his staff he was taking a new job within the company after shipping Windows Vista. A month later, he left for Amazon.com. Now, Amazon.com has cleared things up with a belated SEC filing: Microsoft lied to its employees. Here's the timetable:

Amazon.com sent Valentine an employment agreement, dated and apparently signed by Valentine on June 23, 2006. The deal called for him to get a $1.7 million signing bonus, a $150,000 salary, another $500,000 bonus, and 400,000 shares of Amazon.com (now worth almost $30 million). The contract called for him to start on September 11. Valentine surely told his bosses of this fact. And yet Microsoft did not announce his departure until September 5, less than a week before he started.

So why would Microsoft lie about Valentine's employment status? In July and August, Microsoft's programmers were on a death march to complete Windows Vista. Had they known that their leader, Valentine, had one foot out the door already, would they have worked so willingly on the project?

Lying to employees is one thing. It's routine and expected. But lying to shareholders is another. Given the importance of Vista to Microsoft's finances, shouldn't Microsoft have disclosed Valentine's plans to leave as soon as they knew about them? And assuming Valentine was complicit in the ruse, should Amazon.com's owners be similarly concerned?

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Mon, 18 Feb 2008 13:32:07 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=357831&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Sue Decker, Yahoo's invisible woman ]]> Runaround SueHas anyone seen Sue Decker? Yahoo's president, Jerry Yang's right-hand woman, has vanished from sight. She was last seen delivering Yahoo's dismal quarterly earnings. Decker, a former Wall Street analyst and previously Yahoo's CFO, ought to be at the front of the fight with Microsoft. What is she good for, really, if not courting restive shareholders? She can't have been a victim of this week's layoffs, though we hear some of her favorites got the chop. A favor, Yahoos: If you spot your president on campus, please send in a snap, just so we know she's still alive.

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Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:40:30 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=356248&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Did Palm's Jon Rubinstein know the MacBook Air was coming? ]]> Rubinstein"Does it remind you of the Foleo?" Palm's never-released "smartphone companion" laptop, killed on the eve of its introduction last September, does look a bit like Apple's new MacBook Air, though the latter is thinner yet and far more powerful. Under the casings, there's little comparison. Which raises a question: Did Jon Rubinstein, the former Apple executive who's now Palm's executive chairman, get some inkling that Apple would be coming out with the MacBook Air?

Rubinstein left Apple in the spring of 2006, before the Air began serious development. But he'd presumably have sufficient contacts within Apple to get such a warning. It would explain a long-standing mystery: Why Palm killed the Foleo later, rather than sooner. Better to take the financial hit in September — Palm wrote off $10 million in Foleo R&D — than to face the inevitable comparisons to a far superior machine in January.

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Tue, 15 Jan 2008 14:44:16 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=345123&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Fred Wilson praises Loic Le Meur's startup -- but will he invest? ]]> Why is entrepreneur Loic Le Meur grinning from ear to ear? VC Fred Wilson declares that he's getting addicted to the "video Twittering" provided by Seesmic, Le Meur's new startup. But it's not clear that Wilson's going to put his money where his mouth is.

Le Meur has already snagged $6 million in venture capital for Seesmic, a site which is a bit like YouTube, a bit like Twitter, and a bit like Justin.tv. His new investors include Reid Hoffman, the hyperconnected chairman of LinkedIn; Skype founders Niklas Zennström and Janus Friis, and angel investor Ron Conway, the startup ATM of Silicon Valley.

So why is Wilson in town? Here's where it gets interesting. Brad Feld of Foundry Group, a frequent coinvestor with Wilson's Union Square Ventures, announced on Twitter yesterday that he was in San Francisco to meet with the New York-based Wilson, who had just flown in on a delayed flight. Shortly after he landed, Wilson posted a video to Seesmic. Feld then posted that he had just attended an unnamed startup's board meeting, which planned to announce his investment on Monday.

Not Seesmic, though — that company plans to launch, officially, at Demo at the end of this month. Announcing the company on Monday would be a breach of etiquette, at the very least, for a participant in the prestigious startup conference. And Le Meur is too French to be so blatantly impolite.

So what are Wilson and Feld up to? Given Feld's and Wilson's Twitters, it doesn't seem like there would have been time for them to meet yesterday, except at the unnamed startup's board meeting. It makes sense that they'd be in cahoots on another deal. The other clues in Feld's blog post: The company is headed by a "star" with previous startup successes, has about 20 employees, and is hiring another 20, including two software product managers. Any ideas? Leave them in the comments, or drop us a line.

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Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:58:57 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=343420&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ What happened with NetSuite today? ]]> Larry Ellison's likely too busy counting all the money he made today to ask this question, but we will: Why did NetSuite's shares rocket upwards in the final hours of trading today? The company went public with a Dutch auction, a process meant to get the best and fairest price for the company shares. This morning, it seemed like it had gone off flawlessly: The stock opened at $26, the auction-set price, and traded near there all morning. Then it suddenly raced upwards to close at $35.50, making the whole company worth $2.1 billion, and Ellison's stake $1.3 billion.

One theory: Avaricious day traders, hoping that the stock might drop from its IPO price, may have sold it short. As the price slowly rose, they would have found themselves losing money, a position known as a "short squeeze." To get out, they'd have to buy shares of a thinly traded stock, in a rising market — a formula guaranteed to push shares sky-high. Note that NetSuite only sold 6.2 million shared on the market, but 15.9 million shares changed hands today. That's a lot of buying and selling. Any other theories? Let me know.

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Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:36:50 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=336499&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ I'm an idiot. Someone please explain "Attribution" to me ]]> I don't compare Creative Commons licenses to the Codex Seraphinianus just to be cruel. True, cruelty is part of the fun, but I'm honestly confused. It comes down to one word I don't grok. Here's your chance to explain it to us idiots.

ccodex.jpgCreative Commons is supposed to be easy. As commenter cowsandmilk put it, "You learn 4 words and you're set." But watch where I run into trouble with these four mouthful-of-letters words:

Noncommercial: This one's easy. No making money off the work. Don't even try.

No Derivatives: Use the work as is only. No remixes, mashups, or 100-word-versions.

Sharealike: Um, I smell GPL here. This means if I use the work in another work, I have to license my work the exact same way. Which probably means forget it, but understood.

Attribution: The problem word. penguin07 summarized the confusing wording in the license for the above comic:

The comic itself is on a website that says, 'Except where otherwise noted, content on this site is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License."
What's that? You click the words and it goes to a page on another site that says,
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You are free:
to Share - to copy, distribute and transmit the work
to Remix - to adapt the work
Under the following conditions:
Attribution. You must attribute the work in the manner specified by the author or licensor (but not in any way that suggests that they endorse you or your use of the work).
For any reuse or distribution, you must make clear to others the license terms of this work. The best way to do this is with a link to this web page.
Any of the above conditions can be waived if you get permission from the copyright holder.
Nothing in this license impairs or restricts the author's moral rights.
—-
[But] nowhere does it say what "the manner specified by the author" to "attribute the work" is.
So, how am I supposed to attribute the work in the manner specified by the author, if the author doesn't specify a manner? Does that just mean I link to the same CC license page, and everyone's supposed to know that? It's the best guess, but if I'm wrong I could expose Gawker Media to exciting courtroom opportunities. I could email the author to ask, but one of the comic's main points is that CC saves everyone from having to do exactly that.

I went to the Creative Commons website and found this description:

Attribution. You let others copy, distribute, display, and perform your copyrighted work — and derivative works based upon it — but only if they give credit the way you request.
See the problem? There's no default value for the way you request for works where the author doesn't actually request a way. You CC people need to come up with a default "manner of attribution" and then, just as important, spell it out in the default license. Do that and I'll happily promote outstanding CC works on this 100,000-pageviews-a-day site without wincing. Except those also marked "Noncommercial," "No Derivatives" or "Sharealike." Simple! ]]>
Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:59:27 PST Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=335570&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Creative Commons plot exposed ]]> Why is it so hard to figure out Creative Commons? A paranoid explains:

At some point in 2009, the Creative Commons people are going to reveal that every single one of their licenses actually forbids any use at all, even LOOKING at a CC web page, and does so in such a way that it indemnifies Disney, Microsoft and Google for every page on the Internet. The resulting $463 billion settlement will make Boing Boing's editors the wealthiest 4.5 people in the galaxy.
All I ask is that they kill us last. ]]>
Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:13:17 PST Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=335514&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Can you name the 16 American spy agencies? ]]> SpiesGeeks love puzzles! Here's one from today's paper: The New York Times reports on "a new assessment" about Iranian nuclear capability — or lack thereof — that the Times says "represents the consensus view of all 16 American spy agencies." My reaction to the article: America has 16 spy agencies? Can you name them? No Googling. Ok, go ahead and Google. You can't find them, can you? Yet they're hiding in plain sight.

Once you know where to look, it's so obvious you'll have to pretend you knew it all along. www.intelligence.gov is the homepage for the United States Intelligence Community, or IC in spookspeak. The 16 spy agencies are listed in a sidebar on the "Members of the IC" page:

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Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:05:30 PST Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=329280&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ CNET fires editor to please advertiser? Three reasons I don't believe it ]]> jeffgerstmann.jpgCNET GameSpot editorial director Jeff Gerstmann was supposedly fired for giving an advertiser's game a low score. I don't buy it. Here's why.

  • 1. Gotta keep 'em separated. Yes, GameSpot makes its money by selling ads about the very same games the publication writes about. That's exactly what makes it a bad precedent to let advertisers call the shots. Exhibit A: PC World, which kept integrity-laced editor Harry McCracken and sacked the suit who tried to make McCracken pander to Apple.
  • 2. Follow the money. Firing a senior employee is expensive. It would've been far more cost-effective to simply change the review's score, or to rewrite or reassign it to get a more positive take (that's a "pos-men" to 30 Rock fans.)
  • 3. This is how it starts. Shooting a reviewer to appease an advertiser would be a terrible precedent to set. CNET has a solid reputation for telling powerful tech companies to go fish. CNET reporters refuse to honor tech vendors' imaginary embargoes on stories, and they've always been blunt with criticism of products. That's why CNET is successful and credible, even though I make fun of their writing skills.

I think Gerstmann was let go for entirely other reasons that had nothing to do with his low review score for a mediocre game. This anonymous post — whoops, it's been removed — by an alleged ad sales worker at CNET claims a flap over Gerstmann's review had already come and gone prior to this week.

I haven't been able to catch Gerstmann at his home phone in Petaluma or via his Facebook page. Jeff, what really happened? Drop me a line.

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Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:33:39 PST Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=328514&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ TheFunded's "Ted" is Adeo Ressi ]]> Adeo RessiWhy is Adeo Ressi smilling? The serial entrepreneur, now CEO of Game Trust, has pulled one over Sand Hill Road. Through a forwarded Skype phone line, Gmail account, and proxy-registered domain name, he's hidden his secret identity as "Ted," the creator of VC-ratings discussion board TheFunded.com. Now, at a time of his own choosing, staged in sync with a Wired profile, Ressi has outed himself. Which tells us one thing: He's much, much smarter than Fake Steve Jobs blogtard Dan Lyons.

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Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:17:24 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=323480&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ A new secret behind TheFunded.com ]]> "Ted," the secretive creator of VC-ratings message board TheFunded.com, isn't hard to reach. I called him on his easy-to-find Skype line: 415 992 8801. He was busy getting ready for the $500-a-seat event tonight, held on the Stanford campus, at which he plans to reveal his identity at 6 p.m. We'll all know his real name soon enough. I asked him, instead, where the pseudonym "Ted" came from. He told me that early members of TheFunded.com picked it for him, apparently to annoy him, since it was the name of his nemesis. So who's the Ted who hates "Ted"? Ted Leonsis, the annoying AOL retiree? Ted Dintersmith of Charles River Ventures? Ted Dziuba of sarcastic tech blog Uncov? None of them fit, so I'm hoping you might have a better guess.

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Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:44:07 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=323453&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Philip Kaplan knows who runs TheFunded.com ]]> The so-far anonymous creator of TheFunded.com, a message board which lets entrepreneurs rate venture capitalists, is going to unveil himself tonight at an event. New rumors continue to bubble up about who "Ted" might be, as the site's founder is known. One tipster suggested Philip "Pud" Kaplan, the founder of FuckedCompany and AdBrite. Nah — that's not Kaplan's style. When he does something, he signs his name to it. He's transparent, much like his shirt in the above picture. But we do hear that Kaplan knows the secretive entrepreneur's true identity.

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Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:54:14 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=323445&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Bradley Horowitz joins Yahoo alumni group ]]> Yahoo executive Bradley Horowitz has joined the Yahoo Alumni group on Facebook, Mashery CEO Oren Michels notes on Twitter. Now, anyone can join that Facebook group, so it could just be that Horowitz wants to stay in touch with departed colleagues. And we hear Horowitz is working closely with Yahoo president Sue Decker on a project, so every indication is that his star is on the rise. Still, the voluble Horowitz, normally a ceaseless status-caster on Twitter and Facebook, has yet to elaborate on his move.

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Wed, 14 Nov 2007 13:17:22 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=322816&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Googlephone developers outed! ]]> Responding to my call for developers working with Google's Android phone platform, retrogamer Jeff Katz emailed to say he's porting his game, RoTwist, to Android. Paul Scholz went one better and emailed us screenshots of his rotating menus, seen after the jump.

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And there's also WhatsOpen, the secretive startup that's a favorite of Google cofounder Sergey Brin. A source close to the company confirms the screenshots Valleywag ran show an Android app.

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Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:45:00 PST Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=322324&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Why isn't the Googlephone guy rich? ]]> Andy RubinThere's one thing in last Sunday's New York Times profile of Andy Rubin, the man responsible for Google's nonexistent Googlephone, that did not compute. Why isn't Rubin loaded? After all, he cofounded WebTV, which Microsoft bought in 1997 for $400 million. He should have raked in more than enough from that success to fund Android, the mobile-phone startup Google bought in 2005. Instead, Rubin had to hit up his friend and WebTV cofounder Steve Perlman for a $100,000 loan. Where did the money go? One insider sneers, "Too many ex-wives cleaned him out." Anyone know if that's all there is to the story? (Photo by Jim Wilson/The New York Times)

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Thu, 08 Nov 2007 07:50:06 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=320298&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ BugMeNot's founder outs himself ]]> Guy KingThe New York Times has done away with its for-pay pages, realizing the folly of trying to charge for online content. But it still insists, to the annoyance of many Internet users, on requiring registration. BugMeNot has long helped users bypass such measures by storing a database of disposable usernames and passwords. (And a good thing, too; annoying registration requirements just lead users to falsify the information they're forced to share.) Fearing the wrath of media websites, which use registration data to target ads, BugMeNot's creator has long sheltered in anonymity. Now, at last, he's stepped forward. The 29-year-old Guy King created the site after getting fed up with demographic-seeking inquiries from the likes of nytimes.com and YouTube. So why did King out himself? For the lone purpose of promoting his new company Stateless Systems and website RetailMeNot — a coupon repository. Time may be money, but given the choice, I'd rather keep BugMeNot.

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Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:10:13 PDT Mary Jane Irwin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=308257&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Why is Steve Jobs cheerleading Yahoo? ]]> Steve JobsWhen all else fails, bring in a motivational speaker. For last Friday's management meeting, Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang and President Sue Decker went all out, bringing in Apple CEO Steve Jobs. Glossed over in Kara Swisher's otherwise excellent report was the question: Why would Jobs rally the troops at Yahoo? Swisher treats it as an obvious choice, likening Jobs to Oprah Winfrey. But I think there's more to it than that.

Look no further than the iPhone for an explanation why. Though Google CEO Eric Schmidt is on Apple's board of directors and Google pays Apple for the traffic its Safari Web browser generates, Jobs tapped Yahoo to provide email for the iPhone. I think Jobs's appearance at the Yahoo event served as a reminder to Schmidt that Apple's not a wholly owned subsidiary of Google.

And there's also the personal connection. Decker used to serve on the board of Pixar, where Jobs was also CEO, before Disney bought the animated-film studio. It can't hurt to keep that relationship warm — especially when Jobs can use it to squeeze better terms out of Google.

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Mon, 01 Oct 2007 14:25:21 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=305829&view=rss&microfeed=true