Can you imagine, kids in their twenties having a good time? This must end! Didn't they get Sequoia's memo? Morin, Facebook's official speaker-to-geeks, turned 28 and rented a downtown art gallery Tuesday night to celebrate. After I tracked down Morin, I gave him a salami I'd picked up at VC firm Alsop Louie's party earlier that night. (It was a heartfelt regifting.) Besides Morin, I identified several other members of Camp Cyprus:

• Brittany Bohnet, Morin's steady Googler girlfriend and the other half of the Internet's cutest couple
• "Professor" Meagan Marks, known on Valleywag for her ancient-history stint as a recruiter (she's now working as a program manager)
• Joe Green, famous for his Causes application, infamous for his squarecut swim trunks
• Jessica Bigarel, a graphic designer at Apple
• Scott Marlette, the coder behind Facebook Photos

With Morin, that's almost a third of Camp Cyprus. (Sadly, Wall Street Journal Jessica Vascellaro wasn't there.) You'd think they'd be enough to bring down the Internet, but no.

I caught a brief glimpse of soon-to-depart Facebook founder Dustin Moskovitz, but didn't get to say hello — he left early, which just confirms his reputation as being not much of a party animal.

Things got a tad more surreal when MC Hammer showed up. When I left the party, the former rap star was chatting up angel investor Ron Conway, who has, yes, invested in the Hammer's inevitable startup.

Digg's Matt Van Horn plots with Keith Rabois, Slide's evil-genius mastermind.

Ron Conway invests in a glass of wine.

Working for Comcast sounds pretty good to Plaxo's Joseph Smarr and John McCrea right now.

Really. MC Hammer was there. At Dave Morin's birthday party.

I remember when he swanned into the offices of eCompany Now, a long-gone tech-business magazine I worked at, in 2000, camera crew in tow. They were working on a documentary about a "startup" that never materialized. There you go: Even that part of Julia Allison's business plan isn't original.

Burrell told the Financial Times he spoke with angel investor Ron Conway prior to teaming with Arone and Young on DanceJam. In an interesting side note, business partners might be surprised to learn that prior to his tech career, Burrell also dabbled in music. He's perhaps best know for his 2006 album titled Look Look Look. And here's a picture of Burrell with fellow entrepreneur Jay Adelson, the CEO of Digg.

Probably the biggest surprise last night was that despite Facebook's busy day announcing new features to allow users to spam each other, one of the company's Harvard connections still showed at last night's Founders Club party here in New York. Which one? ConnectU founder and litigious claimant to the Facebook throne, Divya Narendra, of course.

What, you were expecting Adidas? I asked Narendra what he really thinks of Zuckerberg, but he wouldn't. Didn't want to piss off his lawyers. Narendra was happy to dish on fellow wannabe Facebook founder Aaron Greenspan, however.

"I have no idea how he got that New York Times article," Narendra told me. "He has nothing to do with any of this."

Bitches just jealous.

New York angel investor Ron Conway also turned up last night. I'd have snapped a photo of him, but for a big fella, the man pulls a mean pirouette at the sight of a camera. And did you really want to see a photo of his backside? Silicon Alley wantrepreneurs are not allowed to answer that.

One thing I didn't know about Adelson: Apparently he lives in Dutchess County, north of New York, and commutes to San Francisco to run Digg. Does this mean we can claim him for Silicon Alley? (Ed.'s note: No.)

CollegeHumor's Zach Klein and Ricky Van Veen also showed, dragging down the whole affair with their ironic style and funny-looking glasses. They only cost $7 dollars on eBay. Father figures Josh Mohrer of BustedTees and Vimeo's Jonathan Marcus mostly managed to keep the boys in line, though dress code violations (sneakers) barred the entire crew from the Rainbow Room afterparty. Nobody said beauty was easy, fellas.

The Y Combinator guys may be acting starstruck, but maybe its MC Hammer who's playing the fanboy here. Y Combinator's coterie of entrpreneurs could easily return the favor by providing the rapper with real video services. Everyone, including MC Hammer, knows they can. Why would the startuppers reduce the Hammer to begging for volunteers — if not to subtly put him in his place?

(SnapLayout Demo Video by Dan Veltri)

• All the millionaires are long gone. Or at least they've been promoted enough that you don't have them blasting their audiophile make-you-weep $3000 speakers from the next cubicle.
• It's Hollywood, babe. When's the last time Tom Cruise visited Google and arm-wrestled the CEO?
• No, at Google, you have to say hi to MC Hammer — "No, it's cool, Hammer, you're still popular. What was the line...can't...can't hit this? Touch this? Good line."
• Googlers are so damn uppity. Oh, they act all laid back, but then you're chatting around the cafeteria and you name-drop, like, Arrested Development, and they're all "Oh I don't have a TV." Or if they do, the Tivo's stuck on "Battlestar Galactica."
• You're gonna get fat at Google. There. I said it. You can't control yourself, so the free food will kill you.
• Oh shut up, you would not use the exercycle and the swimming pool. You'd just roll the M&M's cart over to your desk and gorge.
• At Google, you've gotta pretend to like Sergey's t-shirt. Which would be okay if he wasn't always asking, "Does this make me look fat?"

Earlier: Yahoo intern shows why Google is more fun than Yahoo [Valleywag]
Photo: Cruise and Semel arm wrestle [maidelba at Flickr]

No big deal, usually. But Hammer doesn't have his own assistant handling this. No, Hammer has a helpful friend at Google, makers of Blogger. Between engineering projects, this web developer fiddles with Hammer's code. Now that's service.

I won't name the Hamblogger helper, but a little Flickr detective work will turn him up for you.

Look Look Look [MC Hammer blog]
Earlier: Stop. Hammer blog. [Valleywag]

Regular readers know that Hammer hung out at YouTube recently to rap (metaphorically, thank God) with the video sharing site's team. But will Hammer's name actually draw users to his video- and radio-streaming service, and will it actually have a negative launch-to-flip time? Oh, and is Liquid Generation wrong again?

Word on the street is that MC Hammer has been working on a top secret web start up for the better part of the last 6 months, while some are even speculating that the company might be bought up by Yahoo or Google before the product even hits public beta. Peep this.

MC Hammer's super secret web start up [Suck My Blog]
Photo: On the move: Hammertime [MC Hammer Blog]

In case no one pointed it out yet, the Bay-Area tech-friendly hip-hop star (the one who hung out at YouTube and Google, the one who digs the automated-DJ site Pandora) has been blogging since Thursday.

He "will bridge the gaps through music, video, blogs, melody and dance." He will explain hip-hop slang thusly: "One 'goes dumb' because he can escape the reality of feeling abandoned and left out from a society that isn't addressing his pain and frustration."

He will talk to his commenters. He will link to his own Wikipedia page. He will post camphone pics of the Braves cheerleaders.

Wait for his next album, "Please, Hammer, don't blog 'em!"

MC Hammer Blog [Blogspot]

Stop. Hammer time.

Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em!

The rapper's all over Silicon Valley these days. He's hung out at Google before. And apparently he's on the board a friend of the custom-playlist site Pandora. The superdope boy from the Oaktown is making 'em sweat.

Hammer Time [YouTube blog]
MC Hammer at Google [Flickr]