<![CDATA[Valleywag: loren feldman]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/valleywag.com.png <![CDATA[Valleywag: loren feldman]]> http://valleywag.com/tag/loren feldman http://valleywag.com/tag/loren feldman <![CDATA[ "TechNigga" comic's made-for-Valleywag video ]]> Disgraced video comic Loren Feldman has been removed from Verizon's phone and broadband video-on-demand library. I wouldn't compare the guy to Lenny Bruce, but this much is true: Feldman, a member of both the Screen Actors Guild and the risqué Friars Club in New York, goes out of his way to be offensive and sometimes it works. OK, so sometimes it doesn't. His year-old "TechNigga" clip, which Verizon didn't even carry, got Feldman axed from the lineup. "TechNigga" consisted of a Jew portraying a stereotypical black thug — booze, dope, hookers, etc. What could go wrong? Far funnier and less awwwwwwkward is Feldman's puppet interview with Jason Calacanis's bulldogs from April. The puppet host is a spoof of marketing consultant Shel Israel. At this point, you either know all about Shel and his contempt for Feldman, or you don't care. Just watch the video.

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Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:20:00 PDT Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5022955&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ "TechNigga" video gets 1938 Media removed from Verizon ]]> 1938 Media is a one-man videoblog run by Loren Feldman. The guy is funny, in that edgily-offensive way that makes you wonder when someone's going to punch him in the face. Last week, Verizon cut a deal with Feldman to market his videos on Verizon phones and broadband connections — a big win for a one-man act. But eight days later, 1938's clips are gone from Verizon. The reason? A backlash from activist groups who've branded Feldman's shtick as racist. A year ago, Feldman posted "TechNigga," in which he pandered to stereotypes in an attempt to parody TechCrunch. The video wasn't in Verizon's collection of 1938 clips, and Feldman long ago made his apologies. Protesters don't care. Watch the first 1:05 of "TechNigga" and you'll understand everything.

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Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:00:00 PDT Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5022935&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Behind the scenes at the Mahalo Daily Idol auditions ]]> sarah_atwood_mahalo_daily_idol_live.jpgBonny Pierzina broadcasted from live behind the scenes in Santa Monica for the Mahalo Daily Idol auditions via Justin.tv, and I've been assured that archives will be made available. The three judge panel of Mahalo founder Jason Calacanis, DiggNation co-host Alex Albrecht and cantankerous vlogger Loren Feldman voted Valleywag favorite Sarah Atwood on to the second round — glad to hear they didn't hold our endorsement against her. Audition wrap-up from the judges after the jump.

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Sat, 19 Apr 2008 12:23:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=381805&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Sunday-night cocktail recipe: Sweet Caroline, dash of bitters, stir ]]> Think of a high-school reunion held the day after you graduate: That was the vibe at the Side Bar Sunday night, where Gawker Media (publisher of fine weblog media products) threw a party for Valleywag and our sister sites, io9 and Lifehacker. We won Twitter praise for the free beer and minimal line out front, despite the wall-to-wall crowd in the Side Bar's expansive patio. Valleywag alumna Megan McCarthy, whom I never see in San Francisco — yes, she's been avoiding me — showed up toting Wired's award for best website started before most SXSW attendees were born.Vile videoblogger Loren Feldman showed up and didn't say anything truly nasty, to my disappointment.Julia Allison appeared, dressed as Julia Allison with a furry, green hat. Scott Beale and Brian Solis were on hand lensing everyone; Beale caught me and Caroline McCarthy of News.com having a moment, above. More photos, after the jump.



Loren Feldman and Owen Thomas

Were you there, too? Or just want to add a caption? Leave a comment here or on the photo page.

(Photo of McCarthy and Thomas by Scott Beale/Laughing Squid; Loren Feldman and Owen Thomas by Brian Solis; gallery by Noah Robischon)

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Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:40:30 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=365952&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Robert Scoble "dishonest" on Facebook, says Web comic ]]>

Loren Feldman, the transgressive online-video maker and would-be comic, slams Scoble's "woe-is-me" posturing over his Facebook ban. Play the video, or read on for the choicest bit.

He's fighting for himself ... It's dishonest and it's wrong. Facebook has a right to earn money. You agree to give them your data. Everybody knew about it going in, and that's not good enough for Robert, because he thinks ... he's above another company's terms of service ... For Robert to wrap it up under the guise of "I'm a freedom fighter for your data" is just completely dishonest.
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Thu, 03 Jan 2008 15:00:39 PST Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=340263&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Blip.tv deems "TechNigga" work of art ]]> Loren FeldmanA few words associated with former PodTech videoblogger Loren Feldman, infamous for his political correctness, might include "chaff," "talentless," "idiot comedian," or "racist." "Artistic inspiration for generations to come" wouldn't be the first phrase to come to mind. But Charles Hope, a blogger for online video site Blip.tv, says that Feldman could be responsible for "a deeply moving work of art." Huh?

Here's how Blip.tv's Hope twisted himself into this verbal impasse. In a spat with a viewer offended by Blip.tv's hosting of Feldman's videos, he embarked on a long anticensorship screed to explain why Feldman's 1938 Media would not be booted from the site. The viewer, identified only as "T.", then pointed to a line in Blip's terms of service which reads:

Content that is or may be deemed to be grossly offensive to the online community, including but not limited to, blatant expressions of bigotry, prejudice, racism, hatred and profanity.
At that point, Hope abandoned both his reasoning skills and any remaining contact with reality. One man's personal crusade to ban Feldman's stupid, and yes, grossly offensive "TechNigga" would ultimately end, Hope claimed, as a "foreshadowing of the Reign of Terror predicted after a Democrat victory in 2008."

Hope then suggests this alternative outcome to simply booting Feldman off the site:

... the profound impact of a deeply moving work of art. Loren's video should inspire works which outlive it by decades, which look forward to the future instead of the past, which give us a glimpse of the glorious potential of humankind. Works which send shivers down the spine and trigger paradigm shifts, which children remember the rest of their adult lives.
Loren Feldman certainly sends shivers down our spines. He certainly inspires pity, contempt, and ridicule. But inspiring art? He's not worth it.

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Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:44:51 PDT Mary Jane Irwin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=292360&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ PodTech separates "wheat from chaff" -- but too late ]]> baby_feldman.JPGPodTech has officially parted ways with "idiot comedian" Loren Feldman, within hours of announcing that founder John Furrier was stepping down as the online-video network's CEO. It's no coincidence. We've heard for some time that PodTech was looking "to separate the wheat from the chaff," and it's done so, both in its management ranks and its stable of so-called "talent." The rank amateurism of both Furrier and Feldman exemplifies the chaff that has, to date, dominated the Web-video world. Goodbye, and good riddance.


Furrier had it is easy when PodTech was founded two years ago: any amateur video producer could attract a small but rabid following, no matter how abstruse their subject matter. And funding, likewise, was easily had, no matter how half-baked the business plan. Now, consumers, competitors, and investors are more savvy, and yet the Internet video producers of Silicon Valley, aside from a few success stories like Revision3, have failed to attract big audiences. PodTech's culling of Furrier and Feldman, while wise, comes too late. Investors should refuse to fund such a badly run business which is giving the entire online-video scene a black eye. For the good of the industry, it's time to shake this company out of the mix, in hopes of a richer harvest down the road.

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Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:44:58 PDT Tim Faulkner http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=290639&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ TechNigga and the Don Imus of Silicon Valley ]]> loren-feldman-gaping-hole.jpg"I want to apologize to all the black tech bloggers. It could have been any ethnic group. It could have been gay guys, could have been Jews, could have been micks, skinnies, chinks, any of them...It was just your guys' bad luck that it went down that way...I'm a fucking idiot comedian and I did this." When PodTech promised to sign on more "professional producers," did it mean a white guy putting on a blackface minstrel show? Because that's what PodTech talent Loren Feldman has been up to, as part of a freakish little "opera" this videoblogger has engineered over the past week. Here's the story as told in videos, from "TechNigga" to Loren screaming, "No balls on any of you, you're just fucking sheep."

It's particularly painful to watch someone become a vicious cornered little nobody — the kind of cracked-out mess of a man that you see pushing a shopping cart and squalling at strangers — when the victim wasn't that sane to begin with. So it's not fun to write this history of Loren Feldman, who's turned himself from a mildly entertaining jester into the horrible little child you knew in grade school who would grow up beating on younger children to make himself feel powerful.

Feldman made his name in the tech blogging circle by acting out and getting sillier than anyone else dared. I loved one of his early shows, "Jason's Place," in which he parodied self-important entrepreneur Jason Calacanis by wearing a diaper and riding a hobbyhorse:

Months later, Feldman would find himself sucking up to Calacanis, pretending his startup Mahalo is more well-known than Facebook.

Once Feldman had made nice with those he previously mocked, what was left? Feldman turned to the enemies of PodTech, the company he'd mocked in the video above before they became his publisher. I'll admit it got a bit personal when he responded to my articles about the company (I've been a vocal critic of the site) by recording a puppet show with a two-year-old's ass:

But I was at least glad someone was trying to be funny. Unfortunately, Feldman has recently abandoned even this pretense.

This past Friday, Feldman posted a video titled "Where are the Black Tech Bloggers?" In this video, after explaining his question ("I mean black guys love technology. Car stereos, cell phones..."), the white male dressed as a dated caricature of a do-rag-wearing, pot-smoking black gangster hosting a site called "TechNigga."

This screw-up was particularly ironic for Feldman. A couple of months ago, he had physically threatened Guy Kawasaki, calling the entrepreneur a "stupid motherfucker" for saying he learned about selling from his Jewish friends in the jewelry industry:

Now Feldman had resorted to offending entire races. The reaction to "TechNigga" was swift and negative. Unfortunately for Feldman, black tech bloggers do exist, such as Lynne Johnson. The Fastcompany.com editor called the video "bad black face."

Feldman has recently been doing work for the Huffington Post; owner Arianna Huffington told Wired writer Adario Strange about "TechNigga," "I found it both offensive and unfunny."

The next day, Feldman posted a seemingly sincere apology to all he had recently offended in this and other videos, including tech bloggers of all races and Valleywag publisher Nick Denton and myself. He announced he would soon enter one-day sensitivity training at a rehab clinic.

But this now looks like a ruse; during his supposed treatment period, Feldman posted videos such as the following, which includes a soundtrack with the refrain, "My niggas."

Note that the more offensive videos have appeared using Blip.tv, an independent video distributor that any publisher can use without editorial permission, while the more appropriate-seeming clips use the PodTech player and appear on PodTech.net.

Feldman then apologized once more:

And released a rather funny parody of the boring gnaw-your-own-leg-off tech shows at sites like PodTech:

Before ruining everything with a final nasty strike at all who dared criticize his creative genius:

It is here that he questioned the testicular fortitude of everyone in the videoblogging community who had criticized him, as well as copping out with a "Sorry black guys, it could've been the chinks."

The obvious question is why PodTech is still in business with this insensitive, racist, bad-for-business videoblogger, and has not even criticized Feldman. The usually vocal PodTech owner John Furrier has remained silent, despite many calls for his response in a forum he frequently visits. As far as the company's behavior speaks for itself, PodTech and John Furrier apparently support Feldman's racist and hateful messages. This is one Don Imus who won't get fired.

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Tue, 07 Aug 2007 16:29:15 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=287091&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Loren Feldman of 1938 Media sucking up to ... ]]> Loren Feldman of 1938 Media sucking up to Jason Calacanis on his latest podcast: "If ...um... Mahalo went away, people would freak! If Facebook went away, I don't know if people would freak." [Calacaniscast]

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Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:09:49 PDT Tim Faulkner http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=285286&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ A man exploiting a two-year-old's ass ]]> loren-2-year-old.jpgI had no idea why one of PodTech's major sponsors would tell the podcasting company to drop show host Loren Feldman from its front page. What man hasn't shown a two-year-old's ass on a tech podcast? The clip, in full glory, below.

Yes, it's about me. I'm so very proud of everyone involved. In fact, I like the clip so much, I recommend you link to it with the word "PodTech" like so: PodTech. Then Google searchers can easily find this high-quality content when they search the site!

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Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:56:45 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=283950&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Vlog Hot: Nerdboys Heat 2 ]]> Moving right along, here's the second crop of primo boyflesh for your delectation. The menu includes Alex Albrecht, Loren Feldman, Steve Garfield, Jonathan London, Kevin Rose, and my man Gary Ruplinger. Voting commences after the jump.






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Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:09:36 PST Chris Mohney http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=239767&view=rss&microfeed=true