<![CDATA[Valleywag: Jackpot]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/valleywag.com.png <![CDATA[Valleywag: Jackpot]]> http://valleywag.com/tag/jackpot http://valleywag.com/tag/jackpot <![CDATA[Shawn Fanning might never have to pitch Volkswagens again]]> Finally, Napster creator Shawn Fanning will make a little bank. After Napster went bankrupt and he sold Snocap to Imeem for not much at all, Fanning and cofounder Jon Baudanza have sold social network startup Rupture to Electronic Arts for $30 million. The best part: Fanning and Baudanza did it without launching a product out of beta. All Rupture ever built was a still-in-beta network for World of Warcraft gamers. Investors cashing in on the Volkswagen pitchman's payday (see video) include Ron Conway, Joi Ito, Reid Hoffman, and Baseline Ventures.

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http://valleywag.com/388898/shawn-fanning-might-never-have-to-pitch-volkswagens-again http://valleywag.com/388898/shawn-fanning-might-never-have-to-pitch-volkswagens-again Fri, 09 May 2008 08:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=388898&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[How Jeff Bezos makes ends meet on an $82,000 salary]]> Bezos smilesLess than a week after Forbes sang the praises of his "modest $82,000 annual base salary," Jeff Bezos cashed in another 2.15 million shares of his Amazon.com stock, adding another $168 million to an earlier $135 million sale to boost his take for the last three months to a cool $300 million-plus. Not forgetting those less fortunate, Jeff also set aside 252 Amazon shares, or about .01 percent of last week's sales, for donation to a nonprofit.
(Photo by Zhang Yong/ChinaFotoPress/Getty Images)

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http://valleywag.com/388529/how-jeff-bezos-makes-ends-meet-on-an-82000-salary http://valleywag.com/388529/how-jeff-bezos-makes-ends-meet-on-an-82000-salary Thu, 08 May 2008 11:20:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=388529&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the greediest of them all?]]> By adding up salary, bonuses and vested or sold equity, Forbes came up with a list of the top 12 richest tech CEOs. And taking over the No. 1 slot from Steve Jobs, who slipped to 11th, is Oracle CEO Larry Ellison — who also topped the list of all American CEOs with $192.9 million in compensation in just one year. Still, not enough to bump him up to 13th place on the world billionaire chart. But surely enough to help a whole lot of cash-strapped school districts. (Photo by AP/Paul Sakuma)

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http://valleywag.com/386712/mirror-mirror-on-the-wall-who-is-the-greediest-of-them-all http://valleywag.com/386712/mirror-mirror-on-the-wall-who-is-the-greediest-of-them-all Fri, 02 May 2008 13:40:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=386712&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Microsoft owes Jerry Yang $3,000]]> The California State Controller's Office shows that Microsoft owes Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang $3,008.46 in unclaimed dividend checks. The software giant has apparently been mailing the checks to Santa Cruz instead of a Yahoo office in Santa Clara. Is that why Yahoo hasn't yet responded to Microsoft's bid? [Forbes]

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http://valleywag.com/386373/microsoft-owes-jerry-yang-3000 http://valleywag.com/386373/microsoft-owes-jerry-yang-3000 Thu, 01 May 2008 15:50:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=386373&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Terry Semel lost $6.2 million working for Yahoo in 2007, but Sue Decker made almost $15 million]]> Terry SemelAny Yahoo can tell you that working at the troubled Web giant doesn't pay. But for former CEO Terry Semel, it really didn't. Last year, he made negative $6.2 million, Docu-Drama notes. The accounting oddity, uncovered in an SEC filing, has to do with stock awards he forfeited when he left the company last year. Don't weep for Semel: He still owns half a billion dollars in Yahoo stock, and has sold plenty, too. What shareholders may find more upsetting are the left-and-right raises Yahoo's board handed out to top Yahoo execs in 2007, a year whose horrible performance set up Yahoo for Microsoft's hostile bid. Here are the lowlights:

  • President Sue Decker, who has mostly instigated management upheaval to her Machiavellian advantage, is being paid in the "upper quartile" of comparable executives at Adobe, Apple, eBay, HP, IBM, Microsoft, Motorola, Network Appliance, Oracle, and Time Warner.
  • Raises handed out to Decker, CFO Blake Jorgensen, general counsel Michael Callahan, and top accountant Michael Murray:
    In connection with her promotion to the position of President, Ms. Decker's annual base salary was increased from $500,000 to $815,000, effective July 1, 2007. Mr. Jorgensen's annual base salary was set at $450,000 upon his joining the Company in June 2007. Mr. Callahan's annual base salary was increased effective April 1, 2007 from $325,000 to $360,000, and Mr. Murray's annual base salary was increased effective July 1, 2007 from $340,000 to $360,000. On March 3, 2008, the Compensation Committee increased the 2008 annual base salary levels of Messrs. Jorgensen, Callahan and Murray to $500,000, $420,000, and $375,000, respectively.
  • Decker received 90 percent of her target bonus, or $1.1 million. Jorgensen received the same percentage for a bonus of $405,000, even though he hadn't worked at Yahoo a full year in 2007. (Jorgensen, though not previously CFO of a public company, did have this unique qualfication for his job: He was the best man at Decker's wedding. Decker is now divorcing.)
  • Decker made a total of $14.8 million, including stock-based compensation, in 2007.
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http://valleywag.com/385881/terry-semel-lost-62-million-working-for-yahoo-in-2007-but-sue-decker-made-almost-15-million http://valleywag.com/385881/terry-semel-lost-62-million-working-for-yahoo-in-2007-but-sue-decker-made-almost-15-million Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:40:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=385881&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[John Battelle takes $22 million in fuck-you money]]> John BattelleAnyone telling you that Federated Media, the online ad network which reps Boing Boing, GigaOm, TechCrunch and other blogs, has raised $50 million from investors is dead wrong. It's true, Oak Investment Partners and others paid $50 million for shares of Federated. But only half of that went to the company, we're told; the rest went to founder John Battelle and other employees. According to our source, Battelle's take was roughly 90 percent of the insider shares sold, or about $22 million.

I'd long thought that Battelle's flip-the-bird photo, used here, was a reflection of his charmingly combative personality. As a founding editor of Wired, which set the tech world on fire in the '90s and helped inflate the bubble, Battelle failed to stack up the tall dollars. He founded The Industry Standard, which sold more pages of advertising than any other magazine in American in 2000 and then went bankrupt in 2001. Battelle, in short, has been adept at chronicling booms, but not profiting from them. Until now.

Battelle is just the latest entrepreneur to cash out before his company goes public, a practice once frowned upon in Silicon Valley. But Federated Media turned profitable last fall, we're told. Being cash-flow positive means never having to say you're sorry. And it also gives entrepreneurs leverage with investors that they never had in the '90s, when building Web companies was much more expensive.

So at last he's earned what they call in the Valley "fuck-you money" — enough money to simply walk away, should a job turn unpleasant. In fact, we hear that's what Battelle is planning to do, albeit temporarily. He's told investors in Federated that he plans to take a leave from the business to work on his next book, The Conversation.

Where Battelle's profane wealth may get him in trouble is with the bloggers he represents. Unlike him, most of them have yet to cash out, or even turn a profit. Federated Media's take of their advertising — typically 40 percent — strikes many as too high, though most have yet to try their hands at hiring and managing their own salespeople.

But they shouldn't worry. Having enriched himself, Battelle is now thinking of them. After hearing rumors that one of Federated's blogs was in merger talks, he approached the blogger and encouraged him to come talk to Federated first before taking an offer.

In other words, Battelle is now contemplating a blog rollup. Rather than see his customers picked off one by one, with their ad inventory walking out the door, Battelle may use some of the money he's raised to buy blogs himself. It only makes sense. He knows his customers' businesses well, since he organizes conferences, orchestrates redesigns, and performs other services besides for them, in addition to the mundanities of selling advertising.

Battelle likes to think of himself as more than just a business partner to his bloggers. He's their buddy. He's their pal! This bubble has everyone frothy, and the valuations may be making some of the bloggers under his care unduly giddy. While Battelle may enjoy a tipple now and then, friends don't let friends sell drunk.

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<![CDATA[What kind of house does AOL's money buy?]]> Jason Calacanis once told us that he has "all the money." He got it from selling Weblogs Inc. — home of Engadget and Autoblog, among others — to AOL for $25 million. Curious to see what kind of home that kind of money buys in Los Angeles? Check out Kara Swisher's video tour of Calacanis's guest "cottage." Watch out for the bulldogs.

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http://valleywag.com/385710/what-kind-of-house-does-aols-money-buy http://valleywag.com/385710/what-kind-of-house-does-aols-money-buy Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:20:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=385710&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Metacafe founders take their $5 million and go]]> Metacafe-thumb.jpgMetacafe cofounders Arik Czerniak and Ofer Adler — neither involved with the company's day-to-day operations — will walk away from the company with $2.5 million each, according to TheMarker. If $5 million seems like a lot, remember that YouTube cofounders Chad Hurley and Steve Chen each cleared $326.2 million selling out to Google and that Czerniak and Adler might have turned down a $200 million to $700 million offer from Yahoo. All of which makes it even more fun to watch the video embedded below, recorded just weeks after Google purchased YouTube, where Czerniak tries to convince Bambi Francisco that Metacafe is "the largest, most popular video site."


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http://valleywag.com/385367/metacafe-founders-take-their-5-million-and-go http://valleywag.com/385367/metacafe-founders-take-their-5-million-and-go Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=385367&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Even Bebo's cofounder thinks AOL's $850 million is a joke]]> BirchandBuckmaster.jpgPoor AOL CEO Randy Falco. He believes that acquiring the social network Bebo for $850 million put AOL in a "leading position" in social networking. Everyone else thinks the buy was a joke — including Bebo cofounder Michael Birch. Asked at an event yesterday about the purchase price, Birch said, "850 million is an interesting number. It's a lot bigger than some numbers and a lot smaller than some numbers. It's not a prime number." Asked how AOL bid itself up to $850 million, Birch said $800 million of it was due Bebo's popularity in Fiji. "Fiji is an up-and-coming market," the Birch told the crowd. Don't wonder why he's so giddy. Birch and his cofounder, his wife Xochi, earned $595 million on the deal.

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<![CDATA[Ning raises $60 million for "nuclear winter"]]> BuzzingA Fast Company cover story isn't the only inexplicable gift social-network startup Ning has received. After raising $44 million last July, Ning has raised another $60 million, cofounder Marc Andreessen reluctantly announced. (A regulatory filing uncovered by VentureBeat forced the news out of him.) Why the eight-figure round for a startup whose annual revenues are likely in the low seven figures? Andreessen says he wanted to "make sure we have plenty of firepower to survive the oncoming nuclear winter."

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http://valleywag.com/381756/ning-raises-60-million-for-nuclear-winter http://valleywag.com/381756/ning-raises-60-million-for-nuclear-winter Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:00:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=381756&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[John Battelle raises $50 million as AOL snatches away his prize]]> John BattelleFor once, tech publisher John Battelle has timed a bubble just right. With Wired, where he was a founding editor, he was too early; with The Industry Standard, the tech weekly which crashed and burned early in this decade, a bit too late. But with Federated Media, he's proved his dealmaking prowess. He's all but nailed what we hear is $40 million to $50 million in venture capital for the online-ad network , on a $200 million valuation. And this right before AOL bought Sphere, a blog search engine which, by a rough count, serves more than half of the pageviews Battelle sells to advertisers.

The problem with running a network is that you don't own the pageviews, and websites can always bolt, or be sold. It's hard to imagine AOL won't switch that inventory over to its Platform-A ad network as soon as it can. Not all pageviews are created equal. Sphere's blog-search inventory likely garnered less revenue than some of the high-prestige tech blogs Battelle represents. Still, this is the kind of thing one is happier to have investors learn about after they've committed their money, not before.

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http://valleywag.com/380163/john-battelle-raises-50-million-as-aol-snatches-away-his-prize http://valleywag.com/380163/john-battelle-raises-50-million-as-aol-snatches-away-his-prize Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:20:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=380163&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Is Craigslist worth $5 billion?]]> Craig NewmarkDisgraced stock analyst Henry Blodget pauses to dream up a fantasy valuation for Craigslist, and comes up with $5 billion. The numbers he relies on are faulty, starting with Craigslist's revenues. Blodget relies on a recent report by Classified Intelligence, which pegs its revenues for 2008 at an estimated $81 million. That's extremely low; insiders tell me the real figure for last year was in the range of $100 million to $150 million.

Blodget's costs, too, are off base. He estimates per-employee labor costs at $125,000, reasoning that founder Craig Newmark and CEO Jim Buckmaster run things "like a nonprofit." Try "like a prison camp," Hank; Newmark and Buckmaster pay ludicrously low salaries and don't offer any equity, having learned from their (highly profitable) mistake in issuing shares to an early employee. True labor costs are more likely in the range of $4 million to $5 million. A commenter on Blodget's post revises his estimate of bandwidth and server costs down from $50 million a year to a more realistic $7.5 million. That gives you a business with something like 90 percent profit margins. Where does the money go? Not to the Craigslist Foundation, by and large. Mostly straight into Newmark and Buckmaster's pockets, from what we understand.

Blodget then goes on to suggest ways Craigslist could be making more money. Why not start charging for erotic services ads, since people like Connecticut attorney general Richard Blumenthal are already inclined to believe Google profits from prostitution? That seems easier.

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http://valleywag.com/375850/is-craigslist-worth-5-billion http://valleywag.com/375850/is-craigslist-worth-5-billion Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:40:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=375850&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Jon Fisher desperately wants you to know he sold a company to Oracle]]> Meet Jon B. Fisher, former CEO of three software companies, including security firm Bharosa. In the clip above, Mark Cannice of the University of San Francisco asks Fisher if he regrets selling Bharosa to Oracle. Fisher does not. He tells us, "Bharosa returned 6X to investors in 3 years." Given Bharosa raised $2 million and that a company at its stage typically sells 25 percent of the company to outside investors, figure Fisher sold to Oracle for maybe $48 million. It's decent bank, but we're starting to wonder if Fisher — not a Bharosa founder — didn't get enough equity for himself before the sale.

In January, he started hounding us to cover the story, by then seven months old, of Bharosa's sale. At one point, he emailed us his bio, which was very informative about Fisher's college extracurriculars.

Jon was a freshman starter on the Vassar College basketball team but opted to discontinue his Division III career in favor of starting his first company in Silicon Valley.
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http://valleywag.com/373984/jon-fisher-desperately-wants-you-to-know-he-sold-a-company-to-oracle http://valleywag.com/373984/jon-fisher-desperately-wants-you-to-know-he-sold-a-company-to-oracle Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=373984&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Microsoft exec Bob Muglia set to win $1.6 million bet against stock]]> Mo' money for MugliaWhen insiders sell, most market watchers take it as a sign that the wheels are coming off. What to make, then, of Microsoft SVP Bob Muglia's latest stock move? Muglia, a stalwart cheerleader for Microsoft's Windows Vista, owns 6.7 million Microsoft options rendered worthless by the drop in its stock price. But he also has a sure way to profit from the slumping price. Last October, Muglia wrote a call option requiring him to sell $1.6 million worth of Microsoft shares, but only if the stock hit $32.50. The option expires on April 18; unless Microsoft shares rise dramatically in the next two weeks, Muglia's set to pocket whatever money he made selling the option. A wise move, except for the appearance of betting against his employer.

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http://valleywag.com/374256/microsoft-exec-bob-muglia-set-to-win-16-million-bet-against-stock http://valleywag.com/374256/microsoft-exec-bob-muglia-set-to-win-16-million-bet-against-stock Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:20:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=374256&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Paying taxes is for the little people who earn wages]]> Disgraced stock analyst Henry Blodget has found a new reason to fawn over the Valley's billionaires: Jerry Yang, Steve Jobs, and Larry and Sergey pay themselves $1 salaries. Hank, haven't you heard that there's a crisis in Social Security? The $1 salary is the perfect combination of tax dodge and publicity stunt. Jerry, Steve, and the Google boys pay 6 cents of their buck towards Social Security, and a penny for Medicare. Those taxes aren't charged on investment income — the kind generated when a founder sells his shares. "It would be nice if we started to see the same gesture from chief executives in the rest of corporate America," writes Blodget. Sure, if you want to make sure the rest of us get nothing when we retire.

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http://valleywag.com/373569/paying-taxes-is-for-the-little-people-who-earn-wages http://valleywag.com/373569/paying-taxes-is-for-the-little-people-who-earn-wages Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:40:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=373569&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Hong Kong tycoon doubles Facebook stake as employees eye exits]]> FacebookedLi Ka-shing, the Hong Kong telecom billionaire, has upped his stake in Facebook, investing another $60 million in the social network. His new total: $120 million, or half of Microsoft's stake. The valuation: Still $15 billion. All the cash flowing into Facebook has gotten some Facebookers thinking about selling. CEO Mark Zuckerberg remains too cash-poor to buy his own house, but a handful of employees are cashing out.

One is former COO Owen Van Natta, who won the right to sell shares as part of his departure from the company. The others, we're told, are a handful of "hardship cases." Zuckerberg has said an IPO won't come until 2009 at the earliest; in the meantime, he's resisting efforts to create a free market in its still-private shares. To my mind, the persistent rumors — apparently untrue — that Zuckerberg himself has sold shares just show how eager his underlings are to cash out.

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http://valleywag.com/373134/hong-kong-tycoon-doubles-facebook-stake-as-employees-eye-exits http://valleywag.com/373134/hong-kong-tycoon-doubles-facebook-stake-as-employees-eye-exits Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:40:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=373134&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Amid stock downturn, Google's execs its biggest winners]]> Shareholders watched Google shares plummet by nearly $300 since peaking last fall. Those investors will hardly be reassured by the cheery news in Google's newly released annual report and proxy statement. The company did earn $13.29 a share, and Valley job-seekers also benefitted: The company added over 6,000 full time employees to its payroll last year. But who's raking in the cash? Not founders Larry Page or Sergey Brin, who only receive equity as income. CEO Eric Schmidt took home a salary of $480,000, slightly less than last year. CFO George Reyes — whom the company is actively trying to oust from his comfortable perch— took home millions in salary and stock last year, as did senior vice presidents Jonathan Rosenberg, Omid Kordestani and Alan Eustace. Here's how they scored:

  • Omid Kordestani, SVP, Global Business & Sales: The big winner, receiving 25,000 shares of stock valued at $11.2 million and 50,000 options valued at $6.3 million — though the company's shares are currently trading just a few points above the $448 strike price. Kordestani exercised 60,000 shares worth of options last year, worth $32.7 million.
  • Jonathan Rosenberg, SVP, Product Management: $5.8 million in cash and $14 million in stock and options.
  • Alan Eustace, SVP, Engineering: $5.2 million in cash and $14 million in stock and options.
  • George Reyes, retiring CFO: A distant fourth at $5.1 million in cash and $10.5 million in stock and options.

This year, expect more of the same: The company will not change executive compensation programs, after comparing them to market peers. It increased pay and stock packages last year.

The one number that jumped out to me was the amount of bad debt the company wrote down. Doubtful accounts amounted to $46 million, of which the company wrote down $30 million as bad debt, which nearly doubled from 2006. That's less than 1 percent of net profit, but can't be a good trend for a company with a lot of small accounts in a recessionary economy. Google's shareholders are hurting, as are its customers. But its executives? Doing just fine, thank you.

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http://valleywag.com/372064/amid-stock-downturn-googles-execs-its-biggest-winners http://valleywag.com/372064/amid-stock-downturn-googles-execs-its-biggest-winners Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:20:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=372064&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[What kind of $80,000 car did your Firefox bug fix buy?]]> What kind of car does Mozilla Foundation chair Mitchell Baker drive? Not sure. But here's one possibility — a 500 horsepower BMW M5 tagged with the vanity plate "Mozilla." Sure, the car costs about $80,000, but that's plenty affordable for Baker. Remember, she earns $500,000 a year overseeing free labor.

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<![CDATA[Ashley Dupre makes $204,000 from Web music sales]]> DupreNaked.jpgAshley Alexandra Dupré, the call girl whom Eliot Spitzer knew as "Kristen," sold her song 300,000 times on online music store Amie Street. The site, a Jeff Bezos investment, sold the songs for $0.68 on average, putting Dupré's total around $204,000, the New York Post reports. Update: Amie Street's charts indicate Dupré's songs have been merely listened to 419,718 times, suggesting the Post's numbers might be off a bit. Either way, throw in a $1 million offer from Hustler, an ad campaign for something to be called Vodka #9 and a movie deal, and Dupré stands to make between $2.5 million to $5 million from the Spitzer scandal.

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http://valleywag.com/368349/ashley-dupre-makes-204000-from-web-music-sales http://valleywag.com/368349/ashley-dupre-makes-204000-from-web-music-sales Sat, 15 Mar 2008 16:26:40 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=368349&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Bebo founders earn $595 million, enough to buy a haircut]]> birches.jpgMichael and Xochi Birch met in a London pub back in 2005. Later, the pair decided to launch a social network from their San Francisco living room. About 40 million people signed up and two years later, AOL plunked down $850 million to buy the site. The Birches, who reportedly owned a 70 percent stake in the company, walk away with $595 million. Our advice for the first few dollars spent, below.

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<![CDATA[Balderton Capital partners cashed a $140 million check from AOL today and you didn't]]> AOL's new social network Bebo is based in San Francisco, but it does most of its business in Europe. So it's fitting that Benchmark Capital's spun-off European wing — Balderton Capital, led by Irishman Barry Maloney — took home the $140 million jackpot. Maloney and his partners sold the firm's entire 15.7 stake in Bebo, which they purchased for $15 million back in 2006.

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http://valleywag.com/367426/balderton-capital-partners-cashed-a-140-million-check-from-aol-today-and-you-didnt http://valleywag.com/367426/balderton-capital-partners-cashed-a-140-million-check-from-aol-today-and-you-didnt Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:40:30 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=367426&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Filthy rich Matt Mullenweg calls rival "dirty"]]> Automattic, Matt Mullenweg's blog-tools startup, is readying an upgrade to its WordPress software this week. Anil Dash of Six Apart took the occasion to let WordPress users know they can upgrade to his company's Movable Type instead. It's a move straight out of Oracle's handbook. But Mullenweg freaked out, calling the post "desperate and dirty." Dash responded by charging Mullenweg with "slander." Some are under the delusion that this nerdfight is about software. It's not. It's about money.

Specifically, Mullenweg's money. Automattic recently raised $29.5 million in venture capital — bringing its total raised past Six Apart. The Automattic deal was unusual: Some of the money went directly to Mullenweg, and a handful of other employees, instead of to his company. Automattic's investors, in other words, partially bought him out. A failed bidder for Automattic has been going around saying that Mullenweg's personal take was around $20 million.

Why buy Mullenweg out? VCs normally like to keep founders' incentives in line with their own, so everyone's shooting for a big payday. One might think showering a founder with cash ahead of an IPO or acquisition might be a sign that he's valued. Actually, it's the opposite: Making Mullenweg rich before eveyrone else is his investors' way of saying they don't care if he takes a hike.

Mullenweg surely realizes this. As satisfying as it might be to check his bank account, it has to be frustrating to realize he's not deemed relevant to Automattic's future. And that, more than anything, is what must prompt him to lash out at his chief rival.

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http://valleywag.com/366455/filthy-rich-matt-mullenweg-calls-rival-dirty http://valleywag.com/366455/filthy-rich-matt-mullenweg-calls-rival-dirty Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:00:35 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=366455&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Mark Zuckerberg is the world's youngest billionaire]]> Number 785 on the Forbes Billionaires list is one Mark Zuckerberg. Forbes estimates his net worth at $1.5 billion — a far cry from the $5 billion we pegged him at last year — but still a nice chunk of change. (We've since learned the actual number is $4 billion; he owns 27 percent of Facebook.)

The mag notes that "some analysts — and even a few Facebook investors — suggest the company's value is far lower." Even with that proviso, Zuck still ranks as the youngest billionaire in the world and "possibly the youngest self-made billionaire ever." Damn. I can't wait for the call from my mother — "Mark Zuckerberg is worth a billion dollars. What are you doing with your life?" Thanks a lot, Mark. You're making us all look bad.

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http://valleywag.com/364675/mark-zuckerberg-is-the-worlds-youngest-billionaire http://valleywag.com/364675/mark-zuckerberg-is-the-worlds-youngest-billionaire Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:12:12 PST Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=364675&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Salesforce.com execs cashed out $678 million and you haven't]]> Within an hour and a half this afternoon, we received a pair of "tips" slamming insiders at Salesforce.com for "looting" the company by exercising stock options. They both link to Salesforce's insider-trading chart which shows that insiders have cashed in more than $678 million in stock. That's roughly 10 percent of the company's $7 billion market capitalization, but our tipsters didn't pause to do that math. One writes:

Now the $678 million doesn't take into account the basis of the options grants but even if the average basis was 90% of what the stock was sold for the payoff for the insiders would still be greater than the actual amount of profits they have generated. Does this seem fair? This is absolutely outrageous but NOBODY is highlighting or talking about it.
If selling off shares is looting, then everyone in the Valley is a pirate. Yarrrrr! And last we checked, Salesforce.com shares have risen 276 percent since the IPO. I bet Yahoo shareholders wish they were getting looted like that right now. ]]>
http://valleywag.com/362562/salesforcecom-execs-cashed-out-678-million-and-you-havent http://valleywag.com/362562/salesforcecom-execs-cashed-out-678-million-and-you-havent Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:40:58 PST Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=362562&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Jeff Bezos no longer owns 100 million shares of Amazon.com -- but then again, you never did]]> Bezos bucksFor the first time since 2004, Jeff Bezos has sold shares of Amazon.com. His $135 million sale brings his holdings down to a mere 99 million. In total, Bezos and other insiders have sold nearly 2 million shares of Amazon.com in just a few weeks. Profit-taking, since the stock is riding high? Or do they know something about Kindle sales that they haven't told us yet?

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http://valleywag.com/359282/jeff-bezos-no-longer-owns-100-million-shares-of-amazoncom-++-but-then-again-you-never-did http://valleywag.com/359282/jeff-bezos-no-longer-owns-100-million-shares-of-amazoncom-++-but-then-again-you-never-did Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:40:46 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=359282&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[How much will Yahoo's new severance package ... ]]> How much will Yahoo's new severance package cost Microsoft, or any other acquirer? As much as $3 billion. [Silicon Alley Insider]

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http://valleywag.com/358790/ http://valleywag.com/358790/ Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:50:02 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=358790&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[John Riccitiello should just get himself fired]]> Rich-itielloCurious: It's in Electronics Arts CEO John Riccitiello's best interest to get the company's board replaced, or the company sold. If only he were working at Yahoo, Microsoft would have a much easier time of things. EA has penned a "Key Employee Continuity Plan," a nice little safety net for its executives. If Riccitiello is fired without cause after a change in corporate control, he would receive $2.3 million. And 18 months of health coverage. God knows insurance can be expensive.

Who knew EA had so much money to spare for a chap who owns $37 million worth of EA stock, including options? EA continues to bleed cash, lay off workers, and shut down studios. And yet it can take care of Riccitiello.

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http://valleywag.com/355734/john-riccitiello-should-just-get-himself-fired http://valleywag.com/355734/john-riccitiello-should-just-get-himself-fired Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:00:58 PST Mary Jane Irwin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=355734&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Yahoo's $160 million fails to produce another Mark Cuban]]> Ozguc.jpgYahoo admitted it bought online-video distributor Maven Networks today. It turns out Maven founder and CEO Hilmi Ozguc made out better than we thought. Yahoo said it bought Ozguc's company for $160 million, not the $150 million originally reported. All that on just $30 million in funding. Which is good, Hilmi, but if you'd held out for just another $5.5 billion, maybe you could buy a basketball team, learn to dance and complain when reporters don't do what you tell them to do, too.

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http://valleywag.com/355454/yahoos-160-million-fails-to-produce-another-mark-cuban http://valleywag.com/355454/yahoos-160-million-fails-to-produce-another-mark-cuban Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:00:36 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=355454&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Yahoo founders made $1.6 billion today and you didn't]]> Yahoo founders David Filo and Jerry Yang own 80,833,066 and 54,110,564 shares of Yahoo, respectively. At Microsoft's offer price, the pair have made almost $1.6 billion since yesterday's close and stand to cash out more than $4 billion total if the deal goes through. More amazing? Ousted CEO Terry Semel stands to cash out more than $650 million — not a bad reward for reviving Yahoo and then running it into the ground. We doubt the scurrilous, unfounded rumors that Semel is a Scientology OT 6, but it would explain a lot. Here's our chart of the top Yahoo shareholders and how much their Yahoo's holdings are worth at Microsoft's price.

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http://valleywag.com/351827/yahoo-founders-made-16-billion-today-and-you-didnt http://valleywag.com/351827/yahoo-founders-made-16-billion-today-and-you-didnt Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:58:51 PST Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=351827&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Is John Donahoe worth $25 million?]]> John DonahoeeBay's new CEO, John Donahoe, got a hefty payoff just for taking the job. Docu-Drama reports that his total take comes to $25 million, including a $15 million "promotion bonus" in the form of options and restricted stock. Then there's outgoing CEO Meg Whitman, who made a half-billion dollars in stock sales over her tenure, including $100 million in the past 5 months. Whitman gets free office space and secretarial services, and as a special advisor, she stays on the payroll — which means her options will continue to vest. Handy, considering so many of them are underwater.

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http://valleywag.com/350357/is-john-donahoe-worth-25-million http://valleywag.com/350357/is-john-donahoe-worth-25-million Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:50:53 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=350357&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Jaiku founder buys bride-to-be a bespoke Issey Miyake dress]]> For the fiancées of ambitious founders, there's a new metric of wealth for their future spouses to live up to: "I don't want you to sell unless you can make Miyake money." That's the amount Google apparently laid out for Jaiku, the Euro rival of Twitter. The exact purchase price hasn't been disclosed yet. But Jyri Engeström just announced that he and his bride-to-be Ulla-Maaria Mutanen are in Tokyo, getting her wedding dress personally fitted by famed designer Issey Miyake. (Girls, note this: She proposed to him.)

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http://valleywag.com/349979/jaiku-founder-buys-bride+to+be-a-bespoke-issey-miyake-dress http://valleywag.com/349979/jaiku-founder-buys-bride+to+be-a-bespoke-issey-miyake-dress Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:35:01 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=349979&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[The fabulous life of the domain-name king]]> Domain_King.jpgRemember that guy you hate, Rick "Domain King" Schwartz? He sold iReport.com to CNN for $750,000 earlier this month. Well, the feeling's not mutual. He doesn't hate you. He just wonders why he's only one living the way he does. Schwartz told Sydney Morning Herald he's shocked more people don't get into the business of trading domain names. Because really, it's a fabulous life. Just ask the King himself.

I have a great lifestyle because the dollars come in the same whether I work or not. So I only work when I see opportunity. My most productive time is in the morning from about 5:30 a.m. to 9:30 a.m. with a break just for breakfast. Then off to a nice lunch. Then usually some type of leisure activity. Then a couple of hours to relax. Then dinner. Then watch some nightly TV and off to bed.
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http://valleywag.com/349797/the-fabulous-life-of-the-domain+name-king http://valleywag.com/349797/the-fabulous-life-of-the-domain+name-king Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:06:03 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=349797&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[New Cisco CFO disdains stock options]]> Frank Calderoni is not a betting manFrank Calderoni, as expected, has risen to become Cisco's CFO, after the previous CFO's retirement. A document filed with the SEC reveals that among other compensation, Calderoni will receive 75,000 units of restricted stock, currently worth $1.8 million. Unlike stock options, which are worthless if the stock falls below their exercise price, restricted stock is earned even if the stock falls. Telling, I think, that Cisco's top finance executive doesn't want to make a big bet on the stock. (A side note: I found Calderoni's photo on a curiously named website: tools.cisco.com. Good to know Cisco believes in full disclosure!.)

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http://valleywag.com/348304/new-cisco-cfo-disdains-stock-options http://valleywag.com/348304/new-cisco-cfo-disdains-stock-options Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:56:41 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=348304&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[How much money did Matt Mullenweg make?]]> Automattic has been tight-lipped about how much of the blog software maker's $29.5 million financing round went into the pockets of founder Matt Mullenweg. In November, TechCrunch said that "most" of a new round would go to buy out Mullenweg and other shareholders, in an effort to dissuade them from selling the company. To the Wall Street Journal, Automattic only conceded that "some" money went to the founders. But Mullenweg himself has not been so coy.

Matt in a suitOn January 4, he wrote in a Twitter, "Heading out to bank to initiate purchase, beginning of a life change." What kind of a purchase requires a bank visit? Usually one involving a wire transfer. I'm thinking a house, a very expensive car, perhaps an extravagant rock to put on longtime girlfriend Glenda Bautista's finger. One thing's for sure: Mullenweg looks very good in fancy suits. (Photo by Scott Beale/Laughing Squid)

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http://valleywag.com/348139/how-much-money-did-matt-mullenweg-make http://valleywag.com/348139/how-much-money-did-matt-mullenweg-make Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:22:45 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=348139&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Domain king cashes $750,000 check for $70 domain]]> kingbest.jpgRick Schwartz just sold CNN the domain iReport.com for $750,000. Schwartz bought the domain in 1997 for "$70 to $100," he told Silicon Alley Insider. CNN likely bought the domain for its I-Report program. You know, the one where You The Viewer get to do all the work. A concept which jibes just so nicely with Schwartz's latest post on his personal blog.

Good morning from the HIGH SEAS. I am on the 8th day of a 9-day cruise. Most cabins on a ship are about 200 sq. ft. The cabin I am in is 5,300 sq. ft. Complete with private swimming pool, sauna and jacuzzi. The butler brings breakfast at 8:30 and the concierge takes care of all the daily arrangements. This is the 2nd time in the last 12 months I have taken the same cruise and same suite. It just doesn't get much better. I like this lifestyle and I will do what I can do to protect it.
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http://valleywag.com/346265/domain-king-cashes-750000-check-for-70-domain http://valleywag.com/346265/domain-king-cashes-750000-check-for-70-domain Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:00:16 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=346265&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Google masseuse reflects on nothing]]> GiigleCover.jpgYou'd think the tale of Bonnie Brown, the woman who made millions swapping massages for Google stock, would make for interesting reading. In a Huffington Post blog entry, Brown manages to spend 451 words telling us that she dislikes being famous and didn't know what the word "gumption" meant until she encountered it in a movie starring Kate Winslet. Brown has a book out called "Giigle." Are you thinking it sounds skippable? Consider yourself lucky already.

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http://valleywag.com/345273/google-masseuse-reflects-on-nothing http://valleywag.com/345273/google-masseuse-reflects-on-nothing Tue, 15 Jan 2008 14:58:41 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=345273&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Mark Zuckerberg cashes out?]]> Zuckerberg cashes outVenture capital's ancien régime is on the verge of being overturned. We hear Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of Facebook, may have cashed out — before an IPO, before a sale, and before his investors. In the company's recent financing round, insiders believe, he sold about $40 million worth of stock. A tiny portion of his $5 billion stake, but in cash rather than on paper, and "enough that he never has to think about money for the rest of his life," says a person made privy to details of the sale. On the Sand Hill Road of old, this is simply not how things are done.

But Zuckerberg's most important backer, Peter Thiel, does not work on Sand Hill Road. From his offices in San Francisco's Presidio, he's set about changing the rules of how startups get funding and how founders make their fortunes. Through his Founders Fund, he has begun issuing "Series FF" shares to the entrepreneurs he backs, giving them the right to sell shares alongside their companies to new investors. Thiel, who felt unjustly treated as the cofounder of PayPal, wants to let his protégés build companies without worrying about how to make rent.

Old lions like angel investor Ron Conway will probably view this development with outrage. They feel entrepreneurs, with no capital at risk, should not become rich until well after their already wealthy backers get paid, Today's startup generation begs to differ. The IPO market is still a shadow of its former self, and sales to large companies are an unreliable route to wealth — and a sure way to lose control of one's company. Meanwhile, vast pools of private money are waiting to be tapped.

Zuckerberg still owns nearly a third of Facebook . If the rumors are true, even if Facebook flops, the 23 year old would be set for life.

Update: An unimpeachable source says the sale didn't happen. Was I played? Perhaps so. Read my followup on why I think this rumor spread — and what its purveyors may have hoped to accomplish.

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http://valleywag.com/tech/scoop/mark-zuckerberg-cashes-out-331589.php http://valleywag.com/tech/scoop/mark-zuckerberg-cashes-out-331589.php Fri, 07 Dec 2007 22:58:45 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=331589&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[According to SEC filings, Yahoo president ... ]]> Claire Bennet / Sue DeckerAccording to SEC filings, Yahoo president Sue Decker makes $815,000 per year. Which sounds like it's a lot, until you realize it's 60 percent less than the $2 million Hayden Panettiere makes playing a cheerleader on Heroes. Save Yahoo, save the world! [Docu-Drama]

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http://valleywag.com/tech/jackpot/-329909.php http://valleywag.com/tech/jackpot/-329909.php Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:44:55 PST Megan McCarthy http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=329909&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Google's board members don't get paid cash ... ]]> Google's board members don't get paid cash for their duties, but they do receive Google stock. Intel CEO Paul Otellini has made over $22 million for fulfilling 48 "board-related activities" — shuffleboard, canasta? Google filings don't specify — since he became a director in 2004. [Docu-Drama]

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http://valleywag.com/tech/jackpot/-328238.php http://valleywag.com/tech/jackpot/-328238.php Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:47:10 PST Megan McCarthy http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=328238&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[Larry Ellison has sold off 1 million shares ... ]]> Larry Ellison has sold off 1 million shares of Oracle every day since late September. Over the last two months, he's cashed out over $707 million. He's on track to liquidate over a billion dollars worth of stock this year. [Docu-Drama]

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http://valleywag.com/tech/jackpot/-325153.php http://valleywag.com/tech/jackpot/-325153.php Tue, 20 Nov 2007 15:01:05 PST Megan McCarthy http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=325153&view=rss&microfeed=true