<![CDATA[Valleywag: Great Moments in HR]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/valleywag.com.png <![CDATA[Valleywag: Great Moments in HR]]> http://valleywag.com/tag/great moments in hr http://valleywag.com/tag/great moments in hr <![CDATA[ Yahoo Canada cancels employee Amex cards ]]> Beyoncé gets to keep her Amex card. Yahoo Canada employees have been ordered to turn theirs in. And for transpo, they won't get taxi chits anymore. See you on the bus! Here's the full internal email:

From: Sachi Kittur [mailto:xxxxxx@yahoo-inc.com]
Sent: Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:22 AM
To: all-canada@yahoo-inc.com
Subject: AMEX corporate cards and Taxi Chits

Use of Taxi Chits:

In addition to our recent halt of pre-paid transportation services, please note that effective immediately, we will no longer be using taxi chits. These changes will allow us to institute better controls as we try to streamline our approvals and tracking of corporate expenditures. We ask that all employees simply expense any business related transportation expenses as per our expense policy guidelines. Taxi chits will now reside with HR so if you have any extra-ordinary circumstances that justify their use (ie. client visit etc), please come and see HR.

Corporate AMEX cards:

Keeping in line with our goal of ensuring better cost controls across our business, we have decided to significantly reduce the use of our AMEX corporate cards. Effective immediately, ALL employees (with the exception of senior management team or newcomers that don't have any credit history ) that currently have a corporate card will no longer be eligible to use these and will be asked to return these cards into HR over the next 2 week period. For those of you that are impacted, a reminder that you will be responsible for clearing up any outstanding balances so please ensure that any expenses owing are submitted into AP immediately. If there are any extra-ordinary circumstances that warrant access to a corporate card for frequent business expenditures, please speak to HR/Finance and we will work out an alternate arrangement.

Thanks in advance for your support and cooperation.

Best regards,

Sachi

Sachi Kittur I Senior HR Manager I Yahoo Canada I 207 Queens Quay West Suite 801 Toronto M5J 1A7 416.687.xxxx M: 416.500.xxxx IM: xxxx

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Wed, 12 Nov 2008 08:44:21 PST Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5084310&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Desperate tech industry applies media formulas to itself ]]> Normally I don't screengrab reader mail and publish it. Paul Ogle at Tippit summarized the current zeitgeist so well, though, that he deserves a hit. "How can I save my job?" That's the only question on any Google engineer's mind right now. I'm starting to get why two Stanford grad-school dropouts hired an army of Ph.D. degree holders. Right now, you Googlers are saving your jobs like there's no tomorrow. And in academia, as I learned as an MIT sysadmin, there is no tomorrow. Publish or perish, people. Thank God you have America's CTO to handle the big issues, like which of you gets fired.

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Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:40:00 PDT Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5066819&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ With latest acquisition, Automattic now 84 percent white men ]]> Northern California is an enlightened haven of multiculturalism, and globalization requires a diverse workforce. Unless you're a startup, in which case you're going to hire people who look like you. Take, for example, the workforce of Automattic, the maker of WordPress, a blogging program.

The company, founded by white male Matt Mullenweg, has just increased its white maleness with the acquisition of PollDaddy, a two-white-males Irish firm.

Are we being too harsh on Automattic? Should we give it credit for not being 100 percent white and male? After all, Google prides itself that 32 percent of its employees are women; that it views that level as an achievement shows how imbalanced Silicon Valley's scales of equity are. Still, look at the Automattic company photograph, taken at a staff retreat in Breckenridge, Colo. If I were a woman or a minority working at this company, I'd hide in the corner, too.

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Thu, 16 Oct 2008 09:00:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5064236&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Ad agency's intern-recruitment video sure to drive away interns ]]> Until now, we'd only heard of Austin-based interactive ad agency Tocquigny because of its beautiful if bizarre office design. After seeing a video documenting the agency's 2008 summer interns, put together in hopes of luring a crop for 2009, we kind of wish things had stayed that way. Shouldn't a culturally-in-touch ad agency know not to play Bon Jovi for a bunch of millennials? The video, below. A warning: Those prone to grinding their teeth should not proceed.

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Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:00:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5045432&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Cool new snoop tool for HR people ]]> Dutch Valleywag reader Dirk Dijksma has come up with a clever twist on the old metasearch engine: He's collected all the sites that HR people use to suss out job applicants, and put them into one page called CVGadget with expanding/collapsing widgets that only show the top few of each set of results from Facebook, Google Documents, etc. It popped up an old resume of mine in five seconds. Note to Dirk: Most Americans have no idea what a CV is, but no worries — they didn't know what a googol was either.

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Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:40:00 PDT Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5040503&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Matt Mullenweg: All Automattic's foreign workers are independent contractors ]]> At the Start conference yesterday, Automattic founder Matt Mullenweg, creator of the popular WordPress blog software, startled the audience by claiming his company didn't have any employees. Instead, he said, they're all independent contractors. "Is that legal?" some audience members whispered. We're not employment lawyers here, so we can't say. But we note that the IRS says independent contractors are "generally free to seek out business opportunities" and "are available to work in the relevant market." Translation: Mullenweg has just announced that his programmers are available for the poaching! If, that is, you don't mind the occasional security hole. Update: Audience members missed Mullenweg saying this was true of Automattic's foreign workers only. U.S. employees have full benefits, he tells us. Only the offshore workers are eligible for poaching! (Photo via Ma.tt)

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Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:00:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5034897&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Yahoo sending out Superstar Award nominations -- but who's left to win? ]]> Yahoo employes received calls to nominate colleagues for the company's annual Superstar Awards. What a depressing exercise to force on workers: Will they not, inevitably, think of all of the people they'd like to put forward for the prize — but aren't eligible because they've left Yahoo? Past winners have received cash prizes of as much as $75,000; recently, Yahoo switched to stock-option grants instead, which seem less appealing. The program was the brainchild of departed HR chief Libby Sartain. Since it can only highlight the company's paucity of talent, one wonders how much it will outlast her.

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Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:20:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5030652&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Is Google's "work hard, play hard" recruiting code for age discrimination? ]]> "We have a preference for those who like to work and play hard," the search giant candidly informs potential candidates for openings for a compliance manager, senior internal auditor, financial project analyst, senior internal controls auditor, management accountant, internal audit treasury manager, accounting manager, internal audit manager, and technology risk analyst. Doesn't exactly conjure up the image of a white-haired 58-year-old Type II diabetic, does it?

One of the most significant employment law cases of 2007 was Reid v. Google, Inc., in which the search giant was charged with age discrimination for terminating PhD. computer scientist Brian Reid at the age of 54. Prior to his firing, Reid was reportedly subjected to a plethora of age-related disparagement, made the butt of jokes, and found himself a fish out of water in a "youthful atmosphere" featuring employee participation in hockey, football and skiing. Reid testified that upon being fired, he was told he was not a "cultural fit."

Google maintained it had simply eliminated Reid's dead end job, but in a unanimous decision last fall, the Court of Appeal for the Sixth District wrote:

We conclude that Reid produced sufficient evidence that Google's reasons for terminating him were untrue or pretextual, and that Google acted with discriminatory motive such that a factfinder would conclude Google engaged in age discrimination.

With the case headed to the California Supreme Court, it's all the more incredible that Google is reprising Enron's work-hard-play-hard motto — a red flag for ageism — in its current recruiting. But anything's fair game after using Hitler in your hiring.

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Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:20:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5025817&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Report: Yahoo cuts costs, stops hiring -- except for Valleywag editors ]]> Despite local radio ads, sources tell Silicon Alley Insider Yahoo has frozen its hiring until July. Or it's freezing its hiring in July. One of the two. The point is that purse strings are tight at Yahoo. The news jibes with what we heard shortly after Yahoo reported its first quarter earnings in April, sources told us Yahoo was cutting back on travel expenses. Still, budgeted or no, sometimes Yahoo knows talent when it sees it and goes hard after it. How else to explain the email below?

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Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5016244&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Libby Sartain out, Sue Decker underling in at Yahoo HR ]]> A splashy hire for Yahoo in 2001, Libby Sartain's reputation as "Chief People Yahoo" rapidly dwindled. She was pushed out in March, but Yahoo didn't make a big to-do about her successor, David Windley, who was promoted from within. Windley ran HR for the advertiser-and-publisher group when now-president Sue Decker ran it; while Windley reports to CEO Jerry Yang, one's inclined to think his loyalties lie with Decker. Human resources is a useful function to control in the midst of a power grab.

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Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:20:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5014670&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Inside the Facebook Prom ]]> It's true: Facebook held a prom for its employees in San Francisco last night at the Metreon. The shopping mall-cineplex's fourth floor was tastefully decorated with white flowers, and the gathered Facebookers were dressed up — and so youthful, you might think it was an actual prom, save for the booze being poured at the open bars. (Ubiquitous photographee Julia Allison, who was invited, did not attend, staying in New York for a book party instead.) Why throw a prom? Facebook is going all-out for prom season this year, with a tie-in to Sony's Prom Night and a prom-dress partnership with Sears. Why not reward employees working on prom marketing campaigns with a throwback prom of their own?

But besides the commercial rationale, there's a more disturbing reason for Facebook to throw a prom for its employees. With its cafeterias, gyms, and volleyball courts, Google likes to makes its employees feel like they never left college. Could Facebook be trying to make its workers feel like they never left high school? Infantilization is an effective employee-retention program. But it is not a particularly attractive one.

More pictures from Facebook's prom.

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Sat, 10 May 2008 14:45:11 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=389282&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Decker: Yahoos upset over Microsoft are just tired and old ]]> The people who really matter — Yahoo shareholders — are angry about the way Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang handled negotiations with Microsoft. But there are angry Yahoo employees, too. Problem is, top Yahoo management doesn't seem to want to hear from either group. Watch this excerpt from Tech Ticker as Yahoo president Sue Decker dismisses Yahoo dissenters as people who are "tired and feeling late stages in their career."

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Tue, 06 May 2008 11:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=387516&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Google works really hard at making sure 25 percent of its engineers are women ]]> Google's business goal is to organize the world's information. Ambitious. Google's goal for hiring women engineers? "We're very focused on having about 25 percent of our technical workforce be women," Google VP Marissa Mayer tells a Bay Area public-radio interviewer in this clip. Google's cupcake princess added that Sergey Brin — he's the cofounder she didn't date — and Larry Page — the one she did — came up with that target shortly after they founded the company.
They'd read a lot of research around how to form the best companies and a lot of studies show that if you fall below 20 percent of the workforce being women, things become really imbalanced and unhealthy inside the corporate culture.
The silver-lining: Now when Google apologists start going on about the company's "20 percent" rule, the rest of us get to ask: "Wait, which one?"

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Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=383816&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Vinod Khosla's Brazilian ethanol venture uses slave labor, just like most Valley startups we know ]]> brazil_sugarcane_worker_ethanol.jpgThe Brazil Renewable Energy Company, or Brenco, was the target of the Brazilian Labor Ministry's slave-labor investigation unit last month. Brenco produces ethanol from sugarcane, which is more carbon-efficient than corn-based ethanol but incredibly labor-inefficient — cane farming is some of the hardest work on Earth. How did the company, backed in part by Vinod Khosla's VC firm, address this inefficiency? By paying workers less than a dollar an hour, packing them cheek-to-jowl in substandard living conditions, preventing them from leaving the unsanitary housing on their free time, feeding them poorly, and (rather ironically for an ethanol manufacturer) banning alcohol.

Brenco also counts former president Bill Clinton, big money Democrat Ron Burkle and AOL founder Steve Case as investors. 133 workers freed from their servitude received a final paycheck and bus tickets home. I guess Brazilian workers just don't understand the entrepreneurial spirit of putting in long hours at a startup to help the company succeed. Savvy Valley employees know that if you want to enjoy basic human freedoms you should work at Starbucks or the post office.

(Photo by AP/Andre Penner)

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Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:20:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=373570&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Fired employee plots discrimination lawsuit against Penthouse site ]]> AFF.jpgDespite such perks as "all the porn you can watch if you've a mind to," a former employee of Adult FriendFinder, the user-generated porn site now owned by Penthouse, plans to sue the company. He says the company fired him because of "his activism on behalf of gay, lesbian, and other alternative lifestyle folk." The ex-employee says he isn't gay himself, but that he "pissed off" FriendFinder president Rob Brackett by criticizing the company for not serving the needs of "the alternative lifestyle community." Also, he says FriendFinder's office isn't wheelchair accessible. So there. For more such rants, this ex-employee has set up a blog called 445shermanesque, titled for FriendFinder's street address in Palo Alto. Until Craigslist took it down, he'd also posted an ad soliciting stories from other ex-employees who had been "Rode Hard and Put Away Wet." A screenshot of the pulled ad is below, in case you'd like to participate in the fun.

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Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:00:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=373445&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Calacanis interview technique: "I try to scare people" ]]> Eyeing the $30,000 to $35,000 salary TechCrunch's Duncan Riley says Mahalo pays its workers? Better be prepared for a rough-and-tumble job interview. That's Jason Calacanis's style, he told The Deal. How else do you think he got "all the money"?

I try to scare people in the interview. It's basically my technique. I tell them this is going to be hard. You're going to suffer, but we're going to make great stuff. I try to create an entity where people who are not passionate get expelled by the system.
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Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=372969&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ White Google executive fibs to Congress about black employee count ]]> Laszlo BockIt's no secret Google has painfully few black employees. Why lie about it? Laszlo Bock, Google's exceedingly Caucasian vice president of people operations, assured members of Congress last June that Google, which was lobbying for more H1-B visas for immigrant workers, had plenty of black employees. "We have a very strong internal Black Googler Network," he said. "We actually view it as our obligation to reach out to underrepresented communities in our industry, particularly women in engineering, particularly African-Americans. "How many [of Google's employees] are African-American?" asked Representative Maxine Waters.

"I don't actually have that data at my fingertips," was Bock's reply. "I apologize." Ludicrous. Google runs on numbers. Had that been Bock's answer in a presentation to Google CEO Eric Schmidt, he would have been frog-marched out of the Googleplex by security. Let me venture a guess here: Bock knew the figure, at least approximately, and realized it was embarrassing. Recently, Google itself has provided evidence of this.

Forward to 55:09 in the clip above to check out the size and makeup of the audience at a Google Talk sponsored last month by what Bock characterized as the "very strong" Black Googler Network. Judging by the crowd BGN drew to a talk by Ralph Ellison biographer Arnold Rampersad, Google's dominant ethnic group is the invisible man.

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Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:20:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=372514&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Yahoo's London managers have 30 days to report to Switzerland, or else ]]> Yahoo will move its European headquarters from London to Rolle, Switzerland. HR emailed 70 top managers, many of them pictured here, to tell them they have 30 days to relocate or lose their job, according to the Financial Times. The move is supposed to ease Yahoo's tax bill. PaidContent's Rafat Ali thinks the hassle of the move is meant to drive Yahoo European head Toby Coppel out of the company. (Photo by sh1mmer)

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Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:20:23 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=367846&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Google layoffs a-comin' ]]> Buried in CEO Eric Schmidt's blog post about the company's greenlighted acquisition of DoubleClick:

As with most mergers, there may be reductions in headcount. We expect these to take place in the U.S. and possibly in other regions as well. We know that DoubleClick is built on the strength of its people. For this reason we'll strive to minimize the impact of this process on all of our clients and employees.

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Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:12:14 PDT Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=366704&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Google to temp chefs: don't touch our foosball table ]]>
AdWeek's Brian Morrissey thinks Google executives bring up the free food way too often. What they never mention: How managers make the cooks — contract workers — feel like second-class citizens. Below, an email from Google HR to the Bon Appetit employees who make all that food. The memo, in the words of our tipster, was intended to "let them know that no matter what they think, they will never be as good as or privileged as their Googly overlords."

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Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:40:22 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=366364&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Google dresses up job listings for crappy jobs ]]> In our "Googler's vent: working here sucks too" post, commenter tengallonhero does some venting of his own:

To all the commenters saying "stfu and stop whining": the thing you're missing is the false advertising on Google's part. Google doesn't tell you when you're going through their intense and selective recruiting process that your job is going to be crap.
He continues:
Google managers like Paul Carff *specifically* make plans to dress up the job descriptions of what are essentially CSR positions, to lure top talent from top universities. Where they do mention CSR-type work, it's often called a "minor" or "infrequent" part of the job.

And regardless of the position, if you're accepting something on the order of 0.01 percent of applicants like Google is, and you're asking the kinds of quantitative+creative interview questions for which they're known, you are GOING to get a lot of intelligent, highly talented people. Lying to these people and putting them in dead-end positions is a recipe for disaster, which is why Google Support has such incredibly quick turnover.

You have to realize that high-caliber recent college grads are probably friends with lots of other high-caliber recent college grads. This means that, when they get lured across the country to the Bay and end up in a crappy CSR job they didn't sign up for, while their friends get much more appropriate roles in companies like Bain, Salesforce, and McKinsey, they aren't happy about it — and they shouldn't be.

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Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:06:31 PST Jordan Golson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=363326&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Libby Sartain inches her way out of Yahoo ]]> Un-Sartain career pathA month after we first heard rumors that Libby Sartain, Yahoo's unpopular HR chief, a tipster now tells us Sartain is "quitting." To the last, Sartain has been more skilled at generating press clips for herself than results for Yahoo. In the most recent issue of Human Resource Executive — yes, such a magazine exists — she said:

"You can't do this job effectively if you leave dead bodies in your path."
How sweet! Never mind that dead bodies are exactly what Sartain delivered by the hundreds in this month's layoffs. Sartain was actually speaking about the stereotype of HR executives: mild-mannered and ineffective. Sartain's certainly not the former. "As a contract recruiter who has witnessed her outbursts and ineptitudes, I for one am VERY happy," says our source, of her departure. ]]>
Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:23:34 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=360671&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Cisco cuts mid-year bonuses ]]> Shareholders have already figured out Cisco's not meeting expectations. Now employees are feeling it, too. In good times, Cisco employees get a mid-year advance on their annual bonus, paid in March. But managers have just informed their charges that they're getting half the usual amount. Cisco bonuses start off ranging from 4 percent to 60 percent of one's annual salary, depending on pay grade, and are determined by a maddeningly abstruse formula:

(Base Salary X Incentive Target Percentage) X

Company Customer Individual
Performance X Satisfaction X Performance
Factor Factor Factor

X Pro-ration Factor = Total Annual Incentive

Got that? My question: What HR brainiac designed this system, and how much is his bonus getting cut? ]]>
Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:40:31 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=358769&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ AOL lays off employees by not inviting them to holiday party ]]> falcoxmas.jpgA soon-to-be former AOL employee confirms the rumors of mid-December layoff. The holidays are always an embarrassing time to let employees go, but what's worse is the way management delivered the bad news. Our source tells us that "when the brain trusts sent out the holiday party email they only sent it to people who would still be here — even though some of us hadn't been notified we were on the block yet." Dear employee, you're not invited to continue working at the company. Yours cordially, Mgmt.

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Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:24:15 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=328513&view=rss&microfeed=true