<![CDATA[Valleywag: funny or die]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/valleywag.com.png <![CDATA[Valleywag: funny or die]]> http://valleywag.com/tag/funny or die http://valleywag.com/tag/funny or die <![CDATA[ Happy birthday, Will Ferrell's Funny Or Die! Hope Sequoia gives you more funding as a present ]]> After 200 million views and 30,000 video uploads, Will Ferrell's Sequoia-backed Web video venture Funny Or Die turned one year old last week. Despite early successes, however, the site seems caught in a downward trend. Compete reports it lost 6.9 percent of its audience in March and that the site's best month was its first.

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Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=382068&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Hollywood talent leery of stock-option deals, but agencies enthusiastic ]]> cash_money.jpgCash money, not equity, is what powers the entertainment industry. Especially when it comes to talent. In a possibly apocryphal but illustrative anecdote, legendary bluesman Albert King reportedly refused to leave the stage until he had cash in hand from the concert promoter, presumably because he'd been cheated out of so many deals in the past. Studio accounting has an only slightly better reputation than that of the music industry when it comes to being, ahem, creative. Hence it's no surprise that when negotiating venture funding for Funny Or Die, Will Ferrell reportedly wanted to know what his upfront payout would be, according to Sequoia Capital's Mark Kvamme in comments to the New York Times. Which is one reason why private equity efforts to fund traditional film and television production have yet to pan out. Better to get your money upfront and walk away in case the project is a disaster. So how is Valley money changing Hollywood business models?

Primarily through new ventures that not only go around the studios, but around traditional distribution entirely. While the networks and studios all have subsidiaries producing content strictly for online distribution, the talent contracts are still typical pay-as-you-go deals (and meager at that). Agencies have been most enthusiastic about new busines models — probably because they're already realizing efficiencies in terms of talent discovery using the Internet, which allows them to get around scouts and managers and reach new faces easily and cheaply.

A number of agencies have begun embracing new models. 60frames, an online video startup, took $3.5 million in venture funding and was incubated by the United Talent Agency. Creative Artists Agency is assembling a $200 million venture fund with partner Draper Fisher Jurvetson. International Creative Management is reportedly talking to Qualcomm about raising their own cash. And William Morris has helped back a $500 million SPAC to fund M&A deals, with Ashton Kutcher serving on the board. The draw for the agencies is the ability to own a piece of the company that distributes work from their own talent stables.

The only problem is, that gives them a conflict of interest when negotiating with the studios. Why pitch deals to the studio for the standard 10 percent cut when in-house deals would result in agency fees and back-end profits? And no one knows how this will shake out for talent. As LivePlanet producer Sean Bailey pointed out to reporter Laura M. Holson, "People in Silicon Valley too want their pound of flesh."

(Photo by Getty/Sharon Dominick)

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Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:00:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=380699&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ When viral videos attack ]]>
Will Ferrell's Funny or Die depends on its videos going viral. But not at all costs, people. A warning: This video contains NSFW content, such as the line, "There are definitely days when I wish I didn't cut my penis off."

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Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:40:54 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=358848&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Valleywag's 25 predictions for 2008 ]]> nostradamus.gifValleywag is of course known for its dead-on accuracy, so our predictions for 2008 need no introduction. Inside, my 25 predictions (made without inside information) cover the futures of Facebook, Google, Digg, YouTube, Twitter, the Wall Street Journal, Apple, Yahoo, Gawker Media, AOL, Dell, LOLcats, the president, and more.

  1. Facebook stays independent and private, strikes a meaningful deal that legitimizes its business plan, and buys a startup.
  2. Born out of the writers' strike, at least one "Funny or Die" style site gets big buzz and maybe even gets bought, but it fails to produce any videos near the quality of FoD or Super Deluxe.
  3. Google releases some limited version of voice search beyond GOOG 411. During the year, the company's stock tops $800.
  4. Digg sells to a major media company for at least $200 million, and founder Kevin Rose starts a non-web-based company.
  5. YouTube announces it's adding HD video, but the feature doesn't arrive until 2009.
  6. Gawker Media, publisher of this site, starts a men's site and a Web show.
  7. Yahoo suffers major layoffs, leading the press to dub it the next AOL.
  8. Yet AOL is spun off and reframes itself. At the end of 2008, the company's future is still uncertain.
  9. Apple releases a second-generation iPhone, and at least one New York Times article tries to draw a "middle class/rich" line between those who upgrade and those who stick with the first generation.
  10. A new videoblogger emerges as the go-to example for slick independent daily vlogging, following Amanda Congdon and Ze Frank.
  11. Tumblr, the pared down blogging service, enjoys the popularity that 2007 brought Twitter.
  12. Twitter remains independent and spins off a new service.
  13. The Internet again fails to drive one presidential candidate to success. So does Chuck Norris.
  14. Jason Calacanis, still running his online directory Mahalo, starts another project.
  15. A new meme started in a geeky part of the web infiltrates the "normal" population even more deeply than LOLcats.
  16. Yet another e-book reader comes out and no one cares.
  17. Blog search engine Technorati collapses after failing to get enough funding to stay afloat.
  18. The Wall Street Journal announces it will soon be free online.
  19. Blog platform maker Six Apart, having spun off LiveJournal and rearranged its exec staff, gets bought.
  20. Dell screws up the good will it won in 2007 with another customer-service or bad-parts scandal.
  21. Net Neutrality takes another hit from a telco-friendly Congressional bill.
  22. Second Life plods along.
  23. The TechCrunch blog network lands a regular TV appearance, if not a show.
  24. The country tires of the last round of famous-for-being-famous celebs, and gossip blogger Perez Hilton's TV show gets cancelled.
  25. A minor medical incident renews the "can Apple survive without Steve Jobs" argument.
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Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:11:27 PST Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=336980&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Will Ferrell's Funny or Die gets another $15 million ]]> Funny or Die, the humor video site from Will Ferrell and Blades of Glory director Adam McKay, started up last April with only $17,000 from Sequoia Capital, according to a profile of the company in Portfolio. After "The Landlord" got 50 million views, Sequoia and a pair of unnamed institutional investors came back with another $15 million in funding. Though Funny Or Die expects to gross "a few million" next year, as Sequioa partner and Funny Or Die cofounder Mark Kvamme told Portfolio, prospects aren't perfectly shiny for the funny site.

Problem is, despite attracting talent such as Bill Murray, Jenna Elfman, John C. Reilly, Jimmy Fallon, Jeremy Piven, John Mayer, and a writing staff of 30, "The Landlord" remains Funny Or Die's only real hit. This despite 16,000 subsequent efforts by the company and its users. In fact, the video's sequel and the site's second biggest hit, "Good Cop, Baby Cop," (see above) garnered just a tenth as many views.

"I kind of wish we'd released 'The Landlord' today and not last spring," Kvamme told Portfolio. "The site was nothing then, and now it's a robust thing."

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Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:40:44 PST Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=336291&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ How to drink at work (as if you don't already) ]]>

Is being back at work on Monday too much, too soon after a Thanksgiving holiday of binging on turkey and alcohol? We suspect most workplaces aren't like ours, where we're not just permitted but actively encouraged to drink on the job. If your cubicle is making you claustrophobic and shaky today, Funny Or Die has the answer. Vodka! In a Stapler! For when "work is the real disease," not soothing alcohol.

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Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:19:03 PST Tim Faulkner http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=326525&view=rss&microfeed=true